Wingnut Web – FreeRepublic is 100% Bad Apple Racists Edition

Remember back in the day when FreeRepublic.com went super-racist and started attacking Barack Obama’s 11 year old daughter and flinging around monkey references like a pack of KKK rejects? Then FreeRepublic’s spokesperson, Liar Liarson, got on tv and claimed it was only one or two guys who were banned and that they would never tolerate such racism? And then all of us laughed because Liar Liarson was lying and no one was punished though image caption threads were discouraged for a bit? Well, image caption threads are no longer discouraged so it is open season for FreeRepublic.com to make racist comments about Obama’s family! Including some of the same racist fraknuts who Liar Liarson said didn’t exist last time! Keen! Wingnut Web is not fooled, because Wingnut Web sees all.

But before that, I needed a place to put this, a guy explaining how Teabagging (the sex act, not the morons with signs) isn’t gay!
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I don’t want to know how wives can do it.

Oh, no…my Spider-Sense is tingling!
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See…because they are monkeys! Black people are monkeys!
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Canada must not have had TV during 2001-2008 when Bush was on his ranch for months at a time.
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Yes, very hilarious.
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I don’t know what this post says because I lost my Freeper-to-English dictionary. I think he is saying he likes to screw turtles.
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Nateman is a superhero and a racist.
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All Blacks hate the crackas!
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NOT! You had me there, manc!
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How dare those Ghetto Negroes love their children in public!?! MONSTERS!!
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mojitojoe (one of the biggest racist fraknuts last time) is back to attack Obama children like a real man!
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Las Vegas Ron’s mom must be proud of what her son did today!
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OMG you didn’t!
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mojitojoe for the racism slam dunk!
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jumping to a second caption thread, mojitojoe is there to racism it the frak up!
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Imagine if you will were I to post something like this about George W. Bush in 2002. I’d still be in Guantanamo!
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mojitojoe is GI Joe’s retarded little brother.
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Let’s just randomly claim things and declare it true!
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mojitojoe is more obsessed with how Michelle Obama looks than Michelle Obama!
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Join us next time, for FreeRepublic’s Declaration of FreeperNation! Complete with a billion examples of terrible patriotic art. It’s like a flag puked on a bald eagle.

Mexican Bootleg Battle Beasts

Here are a bunch of Mexican Bootleg Battle Beasts that got posted recently on ebay. I won one of the auctions, but in the interest of cataloging all the bootlegs out there, I am posting all the pics for archival purposes. The bootlegs were castes as one unmovable piece (so the arms don’t move) and done in hard plastic (like army soldier toys) At this time, I think it is still unknown just how many Battle Beasts were bootlegged in Mexico. I am adding this to the Battle Beasts section on TarsTarkas.NET.

#2 Deer Stalker
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#5 Killer Carp
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#10 Roamin’ Buffalo
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#44 Eager Beaver (This is the auction I won, so I am the proud owner of this guy!)
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#4 Colonel Bird
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#32 Humongous Hippo
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#13 Gargantuan Gorilla
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#1 Pirate Lion
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#6 Triple Threat Snake
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#41 Run Amuck Duck
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#15 Gruesome Gator
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#14 Swiney Boar
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Wingnut Web – FreeRepublic is Jihad Edition

Four police officers were shot dead in a tragedy in Washington State, and FreeRepublic is on the case! If by on the case you mean instantly blaming it on a Muslim Jihad conspiracy against America! But FreeRepublic.com sees Jihad everywhere. It’s Jihad if the toilet paper roll is put in the wrong way. It’s Jihad if a cop gives me a speeding ticket. It’s Jihad if when you’re throwing eggs at your Muslim neighbor he calls the cops on you. Jihad Jihad everywhere, and not a drop to drink. So drink up these FreeRepublic.com posts instead! Declaring everything Jihad long enough and you will eventually be right. But you will be wrong many many many more times. And look like a moron. Like these guys!

Media Jihad Conspiracy!
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Cops shot? Must be Jihad, time to revolt!
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You see, because the media is all liars!
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Jihad in the water, Jihad in the air
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Of course it is the Muslims!
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Not just Jihad, Black Ex-con Jihad! Bonus “Kill the president” Bible quote action
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Three Blind Palestinians! Three Blind Palestinians! See how they Jihad! See how they Jihad!
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What kind of person are you that when you hear cops are shot you think about how Obama must be secretly smiling? (A bad person)
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Internet Tough Guy Syndrome
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The drive by media will never report on the secret Jihad waged every night
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hoagy62 RAHOWA out of nowhere!
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I think this is the worst of this bunch, because, seriously, what the frak?
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Another guy who thinks of nothing but Obama’s secret smiles. That’s when he isn’t adding,,,,,commas,,,,everywhere,,,,,!
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No one could ever kill four cops unaware, all police are instantly reacting supermen, so this must be a Rambo-level Jihad!
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Black Jihadis in the woods! They killed the Blair Witch!
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It must have been a highly trained Jihadi ninja Universal Soldier who did this!
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Jack Black brings some logic into the Super Jihad Robot Ninja Warrior He-Man discussion
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After Candor7 gets schooled about his “highly trained Jihadist” fantasies, he refuses to back down
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Next time, FreeRepublic goes picture captioning. Guess how many monkey references about Obama and his family and win a fabulous prize! (There is actually no prize, only shame)

Iron Man 2

Lookin’ good…
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Nude Nuns with Big Guns

Nude Nuns with Big Guns is an actual movie title of an actual film coming out soon. Don’t believe me? The plot synopsis says: Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormenters. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her, they soon realize that this SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER!

Joseph Guzman directs and writes along with Robert James Hayes II. This awesome title better have an awesome film backing it up. Coming in 2010.
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