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No one cares that I WANT MY CRAZY BACK smoked too much weed in Da Nang
Robert is so patriotic he refuses to support the president in a time of war…
We shouldn’t give people rights, because we might have to answer for our injustice! HOW DARE THEY MAKE US ANSWER?!?!?!
Resistnet: The peaceful resistance (of kicking people in the face)
John P. has a lot of rage that even jacking off 9 times a day can’t fix!
Names pile up for the kicking question…
Nancy Pelosi, Fake Cajun
bumbleshorts ups the creepy aspect and skirts the line of getting reported to the FBI for death threats
So many choices, I can’t decide!
That TRAITOR cares about the Earth!
How much will you take before you join Armed with a vote to put bullets in the heads of dark-skinned people?
John P., Sixth Grade Rambo
That other shoe has been about to drop for decades.
SusieL probably has Swine Flu
Obama controls the postage! Also I’m calling for armed rebellion while ignoring the “No talking about armed rebellion” rules instigated thanks to Wingnut Web continually pointing out the armed rebellion talk.
I scream “Merry Christmas” to Muslim Terrorists!
Why didn’t anyone make an Obama comment about my hanging tree comment? WAHHHH!!
Why doesn’t the military wipe out our entire government, who are all Communist Muslim Chinese?
I WANT MY CRAZY BACK continues to not take his meds…
Whoa! Chance1 is Cobra Commander!
Not my president! No, I’m more “Not my president” than you!
Satan’s son is Spencer Pratt
I WANT MY CRAZY BACK sails us away into the Land of Crazypants.
Oh, we got more from Resistnet. And all the newer stuff we haven’t sorted. Resistnet is the gift that keeps on giving.
sexy knife throwing in stomach of a naked female – Thank goodness he specified the knife thrown into a naked female stomach had to be sexy! Because there is so much un-sexy knife throwing into stomachs of naked females out there…
has miley cyrus peed in a swimming pool – I don’t even want to know if this is a sick fetish (as it probably is) or just some kid.
highly naked indian actress ready to show her wet dress – How can you be highly naked and still have a wet dress? Is the wet dress a side accessory she takes out of a drawer to show off?
hogtied victims of evil minds – This guy searches for this term EVERY DAY!
men pinnes stocks in girls ragina – Is Trig Palin looking for internet porn?
short stories of young girls turned into sex mad sluts. – Make sure the stories aren’t too long, because I got to check my facebook later…
whats the name of the movie that this group all have sex with eachother? – There is only one orgy movie, but I refuse to tell you the name because I’m a jerk!
hairy thai fannies – Obviously they’re looking for information on opening a wax hair removal store in Thailand…
what happened to the good ways – All those ways were lost in time, like tears in the rain
to have something unknown as friend but he is as enemy – I would not suggest making friends with unknown creatures, because they are probably demons who want to eat your soul. Also your neighbor is a demon who wants to eat your soul, so stay away from them as well.
i cannot read – I beg to differ
killing cows id for autobots – Those damn Autobots, always anonymously killing cows!
can i watch bratz babyz the movie from top to bottom on movie with the 4 of the little girls onile on movie that is the 1 iam talking about. – No, I’m sorry, you were a bad girl this year and all youget is a lump of coal.
That’s the worst for now, but as the search engine terms keep coming, we’re gonna have more Keywords From Hell soon enough!
The new review is Nobody’s Perfect, a Cantonese comedy from 2008 that I have been too lazy to put up for months and months. Laziness=cured. Not really, because this was easier than the other reviews I was prepping, which will hopefully be the next ones up. Enough of that, back to the film. We got Cookies, mind-switching, lessons learned, cameos, and Hong Kong gossip. Complete with clip and pictures. Read it today!
aka Chut doi seung giu
2008
Directed by Patrick Kong Pak-Leung
So not every film I watch is filled with girls dressed as cats, giant monsters, or a Turkish take of American culture. Sometimes I end up watching many things that are just regular films. And even though Nobody’s Perfect is from Hong Kong, it is a pretty straightforward comedy involving body switching and learning life lessons that could easily have been churned out of the US in the late 80s when body switching movies like Big, 18 Again, Vice Versa, and the like were all the rage. Oddly enough, the title screen and credits effects also looks like it was straight out of late 1980’s Hong Kong. Somebody needs to update their title graphics, because it stood out pretty remarkably compared to most other recent Hong Kong films I have seen.
Stephy Tang and Kary Ng were both members of the Cookies, a 2002-era prefab Cantopop band that started out with nine girls, but was whittled downed to Kary Ng Ka-Wing, Miki Yeung, Theresa Fu Wing, and Stephy Tang and the group was renamed Mini-Cookies. Just watch out for the Mini-Cookie monster, as he will eat all your Cookies! Which one is more popular? Well, Kary Ng has huge images on Wikimedia Commons, while Stephy Tang only has very large images. Also Kary Ng has a cooler solo album cover, so Kary Ng wins.
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Then she gets killed by a leprechaun!
