The Asylum's A Field Guide to Cryptozoology

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Official Press Release:

VANCOUVER (June 29, 2012) – Arcana Comics is excited to announce they will be teaming up with The Asylum, the movie studio behind such “monstrous” films as MEGA SHARK VS CROCOSAURUS and TRANSMORPHERS, at San Diego Comic Con! To celebrate, Arcana Comics is releasing a limited edition, SDCC Exclusive, A Field Guide to Cryptozoology, featuring creatures from The Asylum‘s films.

Drawn by the talented Mike Dubisch with writing and design work from Michael David Nelsen (SIDESHOWS, CHAMPIONS OF THE WILD WEIRD WEST), the field guide shows off the creatures of The Asylum films in spectacular fashion, and only people attending SDCC this year will be able to pick up a copy.

Look out for booth 2415 at SDCC this year starting on July 11th (Preview Night) to find Arcana Comics and The Asylum, and be sure to pick up a copy of this limited exclusive before it’s gone!

Time to scout around on Ebay in a few weeks to score a copy of this!

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The animated Popeye film sails towards theaters

A while back we reported on an animated Popeye film hitting production. Well, production has continued forward much like some sort of spinach metaphor I don’t have the time to think of. Thus, Genndy Tartakovsky is now attached to develop and direct it (he’s also working on a feature film version of his Samurai Jack series!) Sony Pictures Animation is in charge of this project, with Avi and Ari Arad producing via their Arad Productions. David Ronn and Jay Scherick wrote the script back in November and there is no new names for writing yet. No word on the plot, but you can bet it involves spinach in some sort of minor way, probably some violence, and nautical humor.

via Variety
Popeye

Tyler Perry SciFi film

Tyler Perry is writing a science fiction film, and people are going nuts with the news. Perry himself has become controversial on the internet because his films are made for a target audience that rarely gets films made for them, and that audience is not the traditional geek audience of the nerdosphere. Thus, when his films are announced the reactions usually are along the lines of “Who gave Tyler Perry more money?” and then pages of arguments about whether a guy in a dress is funny, usually also bringing up Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. I for one am in the camp that there is nothing really wrong with Tyler Perry’s films as a concept, though some of the films do have their own message or structural problems. Madea is a way to bring comic relief to some of the earlier stories (back when they were stage plays) which often dealt with serious issues, but she got a life of her own because she was hilarious. You can make a valid argument now about overkill. You can even make a point about these being modern day minstrel shows. But you can’t deny that Tyler Perry has talent, or deny that he knows how to reach an audience and speak to them. He’s also one of the few black directors making consistently profitable films with black stars. Like him or not, he’s important.

And his profession of love of science fiction films is also understandable, if you recall he had a role in the Star Trek reboot that seemed to be completely a mystery as to why. But it’s obvious that he loves science fiction films. From the interview in BlackFilm where he professes love for the Alien franchise (his favorite films, though he was disappointed with Prometheus) and mentions his first movie experience watching The Wiz. It’s a great interview and I look forward to his film, even if it involves cross-dressing xenomorphs yelling at Eugene Levy. Especially then.

Embrace of the Remake

Vampires are hot right now. Well, Twilight vampires and True Blood vampires, but only in those franchises. All other vampire stuff seems to be tanking. But that’s not going to stop people from trying to milk cash cows! So we must go deeper into the cult movie world and find new things to remake. Like the classic 90s erotic vampire film Embrace of the Vampire, which is famous because it had Alyssa Milano very naked very often in it. Sure, there was a plot, but I don’t remember anything beyond Alyssa Milano being naked, except that Charlotte Lewis was also naked. I think that was the subplot to the main plot of Alyssa Milano being naked. There may have been vampires and embracing, but it was mostly about Alyssa Milano being very naked.

Whoever Sharon Hinnendael is, she isn’t Alyssa Milano at her prime nor another very famous former child star trying to break into adult roles under advisement from an overbearing momager. So I already regard this remake with a wary eye, knowing there is also a sequel to Embrace of the Vampire that also doesn’t feature Alyssa Milano being naked and therefore no one has watched it ever, including the director of the sequel who shot it entirely with his eyes shut. But Cinetel and Anchor Bay are betting you will want to see the remake, financing it so Filmology Labs Entertainment (started by the guy who founded E! – Alan Mruvka -, so you know it’s going to be good!) and Grobman-Campbell Films can bring us the goods. Despite my obvious jaded nature, maybe, just maybe, they’ll make a good film. But it will probably be awful.

Oddly enough, I found Sharon Hinnendael’s MySpace that show she’s already been in at least one other vampire film, Nightfall, and that looked like a quality number:

Sharon Hinnendael

When Vampire Embracing goes too far...

via Variety

Dueling Die Hard in the White House movies!

Of all the double-dipping film races to exist, this is the weirdest one. There are two films in development where people attack the White House, and of course only one Secret Service Agent can save the day. After all, none of these presidents are Harrison Ford, the most butt kicking president ever (take that, Abe Lincoln!)

Sony brings us White House Down, featuring Channing Tatum as a secret service officer and Jamie Foxx as the president. Roland Emmerich directs. Meanwhile, Millennium Films is giving us Olympus Has Fallen, featuring Aaron Eckhart as the president and Gerard Butler as the heroic Secret Service Agent. Angela Bassett will also star, and Antoine Fuqua directs.

If you can’t wait to see people shooting in the White House, be sure to check out Megiddo: The Omega Code 2, as they have a pretty killer White House shootout scene.

via Variety

White House construction

Die Hard in a construction zone!

Asylum gives us Age of the Hobbits and some Buddies

Movie concept improvers The Asylum got profiled again, this time by the LA Times (in an article that mentions many other knockoff/mockbuster studios) and there was a nice tidbit about one of their upcoming films that was news to everyone:

That’s why the Asylum is sending a small crew to Cambodia to shoot what could be the hottest drafting opportunity title of the holiday season: “Age of the Hobbits.” If all goes well, the disc will be stocked in Redbox kiosks before director Peter Jackson’s”The Hobbit” hits theaters in December.

Yes, a Hobbit mockbuster! Filmed in Cambodia, of all places! Age of the Hobbits has the potential to be awesometacular!

Speaking of awesometacular, the Air Bud/Air Buddies series has given us 12 entries so far (including spinoff films) but what it hasn’t produced is a wave of immitators that have staying power. That may change when The Asylum comes to town, because they’re also doing their own golden retreiver puppies series, Golden Winter! And thanks to the winter theme, it can easily be sequelized to different seasons without missing a beat! Featuring Shannon Elizabeth and Haylie Duff, the film will feature a kid who befriends some puppies and then they stop a bank robbery. Maybe this will be puppy Home Alone too? Tom Seidman writes and directs. Clearly Haylie Duff proves she’s the superior Duff sister. No, that wasn’t a joke, by the way. She voices Rory the puppy leader.

Golden Winter

We're not buddies, in fact, we all hate each other and you!