Carrie Underwood Takes The Wheel in live broadcast The Sound of Music remake on NBC

What is this, the movie Scrooged? I kind of wish it was, and this live broadcast of The Sound of Music that will star Carrie Underwood as Maria von Trapp ends with a drunken NBC executive wandering on stage and everyone starts singing Jackie DeShannon songs.

“Speaking for everyone at NBC, we couldn’t be happier to have the gifted Carrie Underwood take up the mantle of the great Maria von Trapp,” said NBC Entertainment chairman Robert Greenblatt

Someone spike Greenblatt’s egg nog, stat!!! Maybe he’ll learn his lesson and we’ll get more Community episodes!

The event is three hours long and produced by Craig Zadan and Neil Meron, did Smash and are doing the Oscars this year.

The Sound of Music was a musical before it was the iconic film, so it’s not like we’re suddenly remaking Citizen Kane all of a sudden. That happens next…

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The hills are alive, y’all!

Friday Killer

12 Disasters of Christmas on SyFy!

12 Disasters of Christmas

What happens when 12 lords a’leaping leap while drunk? The 12 Disasters of Christmas!

On Jacey’s 18th birthday, strange things begin to happen: water turns red, tornados appear out of nowhere, and massive ice spears come shooting out of the sky. When Jacey is told she is the ‘chosen’ one, she soon realizes that she is the only one who has the power to stop the impending doom. Using an ancient book of Mayan prophecies, Jacey and her father must figure out how to stop the twelve disasters that begin the countdown to the end the world!

Looks like Jacey’s got a date…with the Anti-Christ! And he’s worse than anyone you find on OKCupid. Okay, maybe not these guys. But he’s still pretty bad and the world is ending thanks to Mayans or something, so Jacey’s got her work cut out for her! By the way, Jacey’s parents are named Joseph and Mary, so if you can’t figure out the “Jacey” joke, I really don’t have time to explain it. Watch that Charlie Brown Christmas special where Linus explains it.

December 8th is the day we will long remember. Hopefully those eight maids a milking get done soon so I can make some white Russians and forget.

Steven R. Monroe directs, Ed Quinn and Magda Apanowicz star.

Friday Killer

Michael Bay steals the Back to the Future Part 2 plot for found footage flick Almanac!

Biff Tannen Pleasure paradise

Or maybe it’s an “homage”…. By homage I mean outright theft and this is ridiculous! But probably not sue-worthy, it’s just inviting everyone ever who watches it to talk about how it stole the plot and not judge the movie on it’s own merits. Basically he’s sacrificed any potential future for the film for the sake of publicity. Almanac doesn’t rest on an established franchise, so perhaps they are nervous that they can recoup their investment. Though it is a found footage flick and they don’t cost much to make, so perhaps not. In any event, I don’t like it, but I’m talking about it, which makes me part of the problem! Damn me!

Michael Bay is only producing Almanac, the director is Dean Israelite, who is totally not making his directorial debut because he’s the cousin of Battle: LA and TMNT director Jonathan Liebesman. It’s totally on merit. Now where is my giant winking sign…

Andrew Stark and Jason Pagan wrote the script, and let’s just see how many things inadvertently show up in Almanac that are also in Back to the Future 2 when it comes out in 2013…

The lead character, David, is a smart kid in high school but he’s finding dating hard. He’s drawn to Jessie, the typical popular girl, and decides that he’ll try to attract her by winning the science fair, and the college scholarship that will net him. Bless.

David’s late father was a scientist and so he looks through his Dad’s stuff for ideas – and he finds two things of note. One gives him the ability to time travel… and the other is a sports almanac. Anybody who has seen Back to the Future 2 can guess where this is headed.

Two more of David’s friends travel back through time with him to abuse the almanac. Timelines get messed with, we learn more about David’s Dad’s research and there’s apparently a couple of pretty big twists… one of which I was able to guess, in fact.

BleedingCool has more if you must hurt yourself that way…

All Superheroes Must Die



A long time ago (2011) this film was known as Vs and played at a few festivals. Now it has the exploitation-friendly title All Superheroes Must Die, but it still looks like someone took Saw, Kick-Ass, and The Running Man and put them in a blender, then left it in the sun for a couple of days. At least James Remar is in it to be awesome (as Ricksaw!) and maybe that means we’ll get Dexter showing up to kill everyone. He pits four super heroes against a bajillion traps and a bunch fo crazy new bad guys for fun and profit, but probably just for fun. And everyone has their own issues and things to try to keep the film interesting.

The flick is by Jason Trost of The FP fame, so that should give you a heads up on if you want to seek it out.

All Superheroes Must Die

But not all superheroes must really live…

The Lego films are going to be damn awesome!!

Lego Batman

The Lego film seems like it will be amaza-tastic! Also damn awesome, since that’s what I wrote in the headline. Co-directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller (21 Jump Street and Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs) and featuring voices of many a talented actor: Chris Pratt, Elizabeth Banks, Morgan Freeman, Will Arnett, Will Ferrell, Liam Neeson, Nick Offerman, and Alison Brie.

There will be largely animated with a few live-action components. Lego: The Piece of Resistance will also feature Superman and Batman in the same film, showing that a cartoon can do in theaters what Warner Brothers is too stupid to pull off themselves for decades! Other rumored licensed Lego properties for cameos include Yoda and Indiana Jones. The film is tracking so well they’ve bumped up the release date, from February 28, 2014, to February 7, 2014. That’s still way too long for impatient me.

Regular Lego figure Emmet (Chris Pratt) is mistakenly identified as the key to saving the Lego world and he’s forced to go on a quest to stop an evil tyrant. President Business (Will Ferrell) is the evil CEO who is too evil to manage his personal life correctly, and Bad Cop (Liam Neeson) is his henchman.

If you can’t get enough of Lego Superman and Lego Batman, then you are in luck, as there is also going to be a Lego Batman DTV flick with Superman guest starring! The trailer released is pretty much just cut scenes from the video game, but the story so far is there will be new animation in addition to these cut scenes to make a full film. So we will see. Even the cast list for LEGO Batman: The Movie is the same for the rumored voices in the Lego: The Piece of Resistance – Will Arnett as Batman and Channing Tatum as Superman. This is like synergy or something. I hope they make Lego films for those awesome monster hunters sets I see at the stores.

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