Sexing the preacher leads to murder in The Preacher's Mistress on Lifetime!


Haven’t people learned by now not to have sex with married preachers, especially if you live in a Lifetime Channel movie? Obviously not, because The Preacher’s Mistress proves once again evil men are out to destroy you.

Gwen Griffith is a hard working, single mom struggling to make ends meet while taking online classes to get her insurance sales license. Her overbearing mother Ellen constantly attempts to set Gwen up with the sons of her friends. But between work, online studies and raising her precocious 7-year-old son Alex, Gwen doesn’t think she has time to find “Mr. Right.” That is until handsome, charming and successful Ed Baker jogs into her life and makes her think perhaps there is room for love. Gwen’s hopes for happily ever after crumble when Gwen discovers Ed is not only married with kids… but also the preacher of a popular church. When Ed’s heiress wife is murdered, Gwen find herself in the middle of a police investigation that forces her to face skeletons from her past, and fight for her freedom and custody of her son.

Gwen was happy…until she met a MAN!!!! Then doom and gloom happens. Will Gwen be able to escape okay and live with her son again? And will Gwen be safe when her son grows up to be an evil man? We may never know…

The twist here seems to be, not only is the preacher an adulterous (probable) murderer, but he had his affair entirely to frame the woman for the murder of his wife. This makes him pretty darn evil.

The Preacher’s Mistress stars Sarah Lancaster, Drew Waters, Natalia Cigliuti, Angela Rawna. It premieres Saturday, November 2nd on Lifetime! Make sure you skip out on your regular preacher sex sessions and catch it!

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The Preacher's mistress

The good book says to cheat on your wife early and often, like Jesus did!

The Preacher's mistress

No scarlet A, you just get an orange jumpsuit!

Stoker

Stoker

Stoker

Stoker
2013
Written by Wentworth Miller
Directed by Park Chan-wook

Stoker
Park Chan-wook’s Stoker is an amazing film that is only a few steps shy of perfection. But it is those final steps that make up the bulk of my complaints, forever sealing Stoker away from classics territory. The story of a teenage girl’s journey to womanhood just as a mysterious uncle enters her life plays on much of the angst we all experience as youth. It also plays on a lot of Hitchcock tropes, right up to having the mysterious uncle that the niece finds the murderous truth about be named Charlie. Holy Shadow of a Doubt, Batman!

My biggest beef seems like a slight thing, but Stoker involves what is essentially the sexual awakening of the India Stoker character, but both the writer and director are men. This isn’t a huge thing by itself, but it reveals itself in a million tiny tiny things that just add up to put Stoker a bit off from masterpiece status in my eyes. Mia Wasikowska obviously had some input on her character and how she acted, but everything is based on the templates laid down by Park and Miller. Perhaps I’ll soften a bit on this after a few years, Stoker being very worthy of revisits.
Stoker
Park Chan-wook’s films have gained him a cult following throughout the world: Joint Security Area, Thirst, I’m a Cyborg, But That’s OK, and The Vengeance Trilogy. Stoker is his English-language film debut, one of three cult Korean directors who had English language films debuts in 2013 – Kim Jee-won with The Last Stand and Bong Joon-ho with Snowpiercer are the others. Park Chan-wook took the great tradition of Korean film transitions with him. The scene where the hair turns into the field of grass is one of the best shots ever in film. Park succeeds in providing excellent tension building thanks to some masterful editing, and continues to ratchet up the drama as the story gets more disturbing. Screenwriter Wentworth Miller was largely known for acting until this point, starring in the Prison Break series on Fox. His script for Stoker wound up on the Black List, which lead to its eventual development. It all results in a terrific thriller.

The narration by India Stoker is done as a whisper, giving a more intimate feel, and the aura of us hearing a family secret. Secrets weave the web of the world of Stoker, the Stoker family having their own skeletons in the closet
Stoker

Let's find out What Happened to Monday?

Garfield Monday

Noomi Rapace is set to multiply all over your movie screens, as the actress is slated to play septuplets in the scifi drama What Happened to Monday? Set in the future where a one child policy for families are enforced with an iron fist, Rapace’s septuplets must remain hidden, but then have to team up and overcome their differences when one of them vanishes. Judging by the title, each septuplet is named after a day of the week, and the one called Monday is the one who goes missing. I will also postulate that their method of hiding is to have each septuplet only leave to the outside world once a week. What Happened to Monday? will be directed by Tommy Wirkola (Dead Snow, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters) from a script by Max Botkin (which was on the Black List). Max Botkin’s other big script was for Cody the Robosapien, so, uh….. Yeah. But Hansel & Gretel wasn’t terrible, and Noomi Rapace is always good even if the film she’s in isn’t. So here’s hopin’!

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15 year old's diary turned book Popular: Vintage Wisdom for a Modern Geek will be a film

Betty Cornell

15 year old Maya Van Wagenen has had her eighth grade diary optioned for a film. Pause for the 5% of people who find out about this news who immediately leap in front of a bus. For the rest of us, let’s read that the diary actually has a plot that sounds like it’s from one of those quirky books that occasionally get optioned: a teen girl uses a 1950s advice book to try to fit in at school. And the diary she wrote at the time was then published by Penguin (as Popular: Vintage Wisdom for a Modern Geek), which sort of kills the idea that Dreamworks is reading dozens of random teenage girls’ diaries. So props to Dreamworks for not being as creepy as the worse-written versions of these articles seem to make them.

Van Wagenen

found social footing by following such advice as: always wearing white gloves, using pearls as a fashion accessory; and never forgetting that a girdle can be a girl’s best friend. The most important lessons conveyed were timeless ones like being open and honest, and kind. She found that each social clique was distrustful of the others, and that all of the kids bore similar insecurities. She was able to find common ground and feel for the first time like she belonged.

To cover their bets, Dreamworks also optioned the 1950s advice book, Betty Cornell’s Glamour Guide For Teens. Shockingly, it does not seem to be in stock at Amazon, so consult your local Goodwill. Though from that synopsis, does she really find that she belongs if she’s some sort of social butterfly wandering around from clique to clique known as “That 50s girl”? Though I’m sure her newfound fame from the book and movie deals will go a long ways to ensuring she stays popular. At least until she tries a 1960s guidebook and goes all hippie. No one likes hippies.

If anything, Van Wagenen’s story is good enough to possibly motivate certain people to finish the books they started long ago and then abandoned by the wayside, which is a constructive offshoot. Now aren’t you glad the bus service is terrible and one hasn’t come by for you to fling yourself in front of?

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Polite Elephant

When will Polite Elephant have his day?

RiffTrax Live presents Santa Claus Conquers the Martians on December 5th!

RiffTrax Santa Martians

RiffTrax Live will be back in theaters for another special event, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians! This will be the third MST3K version of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, as it appeared on the original show, and has a Cinematic Titanic version as well. There is just soooo much ground to cover on that awful, awful film. Droppo, the awful robot, the terrible polar bear costume, Droppo, Droppo, Pia Zadora, and Droppo. The problem will be trying to breath while all the crazy and all the riffing happens. Luckily, Christmas is the time of miracles, so you might not die while watching Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. If that is a blessing, or a curse, depends on your point of view. While I had no interest in Night of the Living Dead, I’ll be at this RiffTrax Live event, guarenteed!

Just in time for the holidays, RiffTrax Live is back in select movie theaters nationwide for a hilarious never-before-seen take on a true family “classic” – Santa Claus Conquers the Martians!

On Thursday, December 5, join Mike, Kevin and Bill for an uproarious riff on one of the most popular titles from the MST3K catalog, broadcast LIVE at 8:00pm ET / 7:00pm CT and tape-delayed to 7:00pm MT / 8:00pm PT.

This one-night event will be your only chance to see the guys target this holiday masterpiece with their trademark commentary on the big screen, so get your tickets TODAY before your location sells out!

Ghost Breakers

Kim Ah-Joong is a famous cat burglar in Catch Me (캐치미)

Catch Me Kim A-Joong

Catch Me – 캐치미 (Kae-chi-mi) is an upcoming Korean film involving a elite criminal profiler who is chasing a famous cat burglar, who turns out to be his first love. My PS Partner‘s Kim Ah-joong (김아중) plays Yoon Jin-sook the famous burglar, while actor Joo Won (주원) plays the police officer Lee Ho-tae. Film newcomer Kang Min-jeong (강민정) also has a role as Na Min-jeong, though there is no other information as to what that role is. Lee Hyeon-jong directs his first feature with Catch Me.

The original filming title was Only You (온리유), and Catch Me will release in December.

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Catch Me Kim Ah-joong Joo Won