It’s time to visit Resistnet.com again because I got a whole new pack of crazy posts but didn’t post these posts from last week, so here they are. Luckily, Resistnet is a never-ending fountain of fun. And even though a certain Resistnet Admin has declared war on tars tarkasnet.org and some random people I have never heard of, Resistnet and their allies have devoted their cause to that instead of moderating their own site. Oh, wait, they are moderating, in that they are deleting all mentions of Ron Paul for some reason. Racism=good, Ron Paul=bad. I don’t really care for Ron Paul, but the odd censorship makes no sense. It’s like they want me to make fun of them. So I will oblige them. Because we’re friendly like that at TarsTarkas.NET. “Be a good neighbor” is our motto. So is “Remember the Knights Templar” but that is a motto for another day… And now, Resistnet:

Barack Obama killed the Polish President because of…uh…Communism!

I’m totally different than all those lazy slobs on government handouts! Also, destroy that government that is the only thing keeping me from sleeping in the streets.

Gee, “gonzales”, I think if the minutemen are going to shoot everyone who looks slightly mexican near the boarder you might want to duck.

No, it is the tea party.

I got a new Dhimmitude!

Christian Scientists are just running screening patterns for the Muslims!

Another March of the Morons! Be there!

CMW gets off on the idea of Obama supporters having their lives destroyed.

Maybe, but I bet Obama knows how to turn off Caps Lock.

All illegals are wife-beating drug dealers. But they only beat their American wives.

I wanna shoot me some brown HOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!!

We’re not racist because of 150 years ago, just ignore the past 60 years…

“p”resident is done because the author feels the President is just a “resident” of the White House. “c”ongress is just fucking dumb.

No, it’s about being used by the GOP to get votes. Sorry, tools.

Princess Palin backlash continues!

We need leaders, but it should be the shadowy astroturf funders, not Sarah Palin!

It’s almost as if paying her hundreds of thousands of dollars to speak at Tea Party conventions has caused her to be associated with the movement somehow!

Sarah isn’t the Tea Party – I AM!!!

Hands off my Princess Palin!

We love Princess Palin and always have

Mindy is a leftist impostor.

Randy Weaver happened under Bush 1.0, and if China is so horrible wouldn’t they be America’s Number 1 enemy?

It made me so mad!

chris gonzales is an expert on speaking without knowing.

FoxNews is now 100% Saudi.

Hey, a pretend black person to give the conservatives what they always wanted – a black guy who gets on his knees to thank them for being made slaves in America!

No one knows the sorrows more than pretend Indians…

I’m pretend Indian too! I’ll out minority you every day!

I was a virtual slave in the World of Warcraft! Damn you, Obama! End World of Warcraft Slavery!

Until next time, keep it crazy, Resistnet!

Now that we got the Butte Invasion joke out of the way, let’s do the article! So Resistnet.com is filled with members who hate “Illegals” and are just looking for excuses to shoot them. After all, isn’t it a waste of guns to not use them to shoot illegals? Luckily, the demonized status of “Illegals” makes them non-human, so it is perfectly acceptable within the powers of Jesus to shoot them dead. What is even more acceptable is when the Illegals are doing other illegal things, like breaking and entering and attacking a 11 year old girl. Because, illegals just love to attack 11 year old girls. That’s why they stand outside of Home Depot, noted 11 year old girl hangout. Thus, Resistnet.com posters are free to voice their fantasies of blowing away the horde of illegals that are somehow all invading their homes thanks to Barack Obama.

This is what got posted on Resistnet.com:

This is a common email forward, which I will copy the entire text below because Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:IMPORTANT!!!

Shotgun Preteen vs. Illegal alien Home Invaders: Butte, Montana

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26,
probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.

Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father’s room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the
11-year-old’s knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen.

When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from an other home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.

Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news? ……..an 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and herself, against two murderous, illegal immigrants…….and she wins and is still alive because of it.

Now, THAT is Gun Control !

Now, this whole thing is complete crap, and fact check sites like those darn commies at Snopes and even the non-Communist TruthOrFiction even say it is crap. So, of course, Resistnet buys it hook, line, and sinker!

FAKE!

FAKE!

Here comes the love for shooting immigrants!

Mindy at first loves it, then posts her findings on Reply #4 of the article. No one will read her finding of it being fake. As to what she is calling the Conservative answer to Snopes I have no idea (maybe TruthOrFiction?) but she never returns so I can only assume she was killed by Illegal Alien Home Invaders.

Darn socialist marxist newspapers not reporting made up stories! My dad also gave me a gun, except the gun was the evil Decepticon Megatron! I think I got the better deal

The “Reverend” “Doctor” Moron here wants to vote a fictitious 11 year old girl president. And thank goodness we have “Reverend”s calling for the murder of criminals, just like Jesus did!

Larry Holland thinks this is awesome as well. And he can’t read Post #4, either.

God bless this fictitious child and I hope she isn’t physically harmed because there couldn’t be any sort of psychological damage from a small child shooting two people!

Mel Frost – Liar! Also a cheerleader for shooting illegals

I would also shoot illegals if they came into my house, but they don’t, which is a shame.

Don Wayne is a real man who wants to shoot every Mexican he sees. Just like Jesus.

Real Americans shoot first and ask later. They also are morons who believe obviously fake stories even after they’ve been disproven for years.

USA142day becomes party pooper #2, but I give him props for not being an idiot here.

It is fake only because of the socialist newspapers! Plus we have that Texas guy who shot illegal burglars! Whooooo! Shooting Illegals!

God bless this fake child. BTW: ILLEGALS ILLEGALS ILLEGALS ILLEGALS!!!

I am sick of all three of the illegals in Iowa! Maybe Keith McPhee should take it up with the meatpacking industry that is busing in illegals to use as slave labor at their meatpacking plants! No, wait, that would make sense. Better to blame Obama.

JEFF is so dumb South Dakota will become the most Democratic state ever under his watch.

Hey, we speak English here, Greek Boy! Get out of my America!

Real of fake, I jerked off to it!

I hope John P buys a gun.

Bradley L. – Constitutional Scholar.

Paul Blart, Mall Cop is here with more dumb opinions.

Paul Blart, Mall Cop, is so moved by this story he can’t keep quiet about it, despite it being pointed out as fake THREE TIMES now.

Replace all cops with Teabaggers!

So if Resistnet continues