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Wingnut Web – Resist Obama edition

Barack Obama was elected president, which lead to a flurry of new Right Wing online webgroups forming all over the web as every nutjob with a computer has an idea how to save the party. Many of these will fizzle out in a year or so, but while they are here we will mock them. It is fun. The Patriotic Resistance at Resistnet.com is one such group, they use Ning like a surprising amount of the new groups and are filled with a whole pack of idiots and racists. These are actual posts on the Resistnet.com forums, which we aren’t linking to so because we’re jerks here. The stupid image program compressed these but they are still readable, so much for that dumb program (or me not making backups of thirty images.) Let’s get this party started!

Tex is a friend of Hawaiian independence:
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Don’t tread on Ann’s White Power discussions!
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jill freely admits she is a racist, while believing if you were to ever insult a black person you would go to jail
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kathy randal knows MLK has a dream to NOT have Obama as president
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Black people have all the cool clubs and change their names every 5 years!
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In my day all Mulatos would be executed by fellow schoolchildren! Thanks for your email address…
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Doug Ward knows the blacks and Mexicans cannot breath without killing each other
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leo ames knows all blacks are immigrants and not descendants of slaves, and Obama is the real racist
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It is Ann again, a valued member of the community
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Stare at black people and DEMAND they tell you how you oppressed them!
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Mama Bear refuse to use pennies or five dollar bills (with bonus Blacks are the real racists)
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Wiccanwolf, furry witch commie fighter!
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Black people should get on their knees and thank white people!
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Yeah, “probably”
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What does Sarah Palin have to do with crackers?
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This totally happened and ThePhoenixFromTheAshes didn’t make it up.
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Real patriotic Americans call for treason!
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Another baby whines about how they can’t call minorities racist names to their faces
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I’m sure if there were lions in Atlanta Kunta Kinte would have lost more than a foot.
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Ann is back to tell us the horrible tale of how black people once looked at her, and a black homeless guy hit her up for change!
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I have 900 degrees but can’t seem to get paid what I deserve, it can’t be because I’m a liar
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Amy had a grandmother who was a white slave?
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Minuteman would rather see the world burn than live under Obama
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Judy Doyle comes up with the craziest Obama is fake story I have heard since the Malcolm X one!
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Praying for the rapture to occur will solve this Obama problem!
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Timothy is a real patriot all set to support America by destroying it for a .org secessionist government!
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The South will be retarded again!
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Hang all voters!
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Jon A is on a watchlist like all patriots!
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Black people can’t govern themselves because they are all trying to immigrate to America
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Wingnut Web – Sean Hannity Secret Picture Edition

Sean Hannity has gone nutso without a punching bag like Colmes to go after, so now he has gone all advent calender and put up a Barack Obama picture, with pieces that will be removed one a day to reveal the true Barack Obama. This has lead to a flurry of crazies trying to guess the picture. We all know it will be some dumb Carter thing, or some stupid “commie” crap, and Sean Hannity’s picking of a picture to define the Obama presidency before he even started just is further nails in the coffin of Hannity’s uselessness.

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I am sure we will have reasoned responses here by our wingnuts!

I saw Wicked on Broadway and it totally didn’t rule:
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Yeah, Brandy Jones! Don’t you know all True Christians have precognitive powers to know the character of a person by sight?
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I am not promoting hate and Christians love others, but MUSLIMS ARE THE DEVIL!!!!
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Why that Right Wing Daily Show never took off I’ll never know…
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Is it a coincidence we weren’t attacked in 7 years? Yes.
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My husband told me this stuff it is totally true.
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Tears are being shed because no one knows how to use the Shift button!
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When will White People ever get out from under the shoe of the Black Man?
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Mister Carmen F would be outsmarted by Curious George:
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World War 11 was the last good war, not like that World War 12…
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The Anti-Christ is SNOWBALLing us! (in the Clerks reference way!)
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ANTICHRIST ANTICHRIST ANTICHRIST ANTICHRIST I love your hair, Sean! ANTICHRIST ANTICHRIST!!
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Americans only appreciate American blood.
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maritza gets off on writing terrible abortion sex fantasies:
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Finally, a reasonable guess:
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That’s enough for now, my vomit meter can only puke so much an evening! Tune in next time, because this horror will never stop!

Wingnut Web – Rush vs. Obama (Freeper Edition)


Obama said this:

President Obama warned Republicans on Capitol Hill today that they need to quit listening to radio king Rush Limbaugh if they want to get along with Democrats and the new administration.

“You can’t just listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done,” he told top GOP leaders, whom he had invited to the White House to discuss his nearly $1 trillion stimulus package.

And right wing internet posters when completely nuts. This edition of Wingnut Web will focus on the reaction at FreeRepublic.com, which started two 300 post threads within seconds of this story hitting the wire. Here are some highlights:

Tell us what you really think…

This sonofabitch Obama may well have bit off more than he can chew. On his third day in office, he tells Republicans to stop listening to Rush and “we’ll get important things done”, but, he is unable to bring himself to say he will be telling his drooling class sycophantic 3rd grade star power leg twitching Che lovers, who revel in the hate mongering stylistic mumble jumbo of PMSNBC, to do the same?

You have a good point there, GoCards.

279 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 10:22:18 PM by widdle_wabbit

Yeah, the Left called Bush names, that is totally evil ::ignores the thousands of insulting names on Freep::

Now THIS is rich.

Obama is going to tell the Republicans how exactly they need to move forward. Isn’t this akin to the fox advising the chickens exactly where and how to build their anti fox foritifications?

Look,Pal. You may have won the election. Either because we ran a crappy candidate (we did), or because a large number of people were guilted into thinking that they would be racist if the opposed the black guy, or because millions of Americans now confuse speaking in cadence with great oratory (thanks, hip hop music). For what ever reason, you fooled a majority in to voting for you. Good job.

But once again, you fear Rush because he has the pulse of the Republican consitituency, even if the Republicans in D.C. do not. I will be D@mned if I will ever support you or what you stand for. You can call me a racist if you want. I dont care. I am more afraid of what may happen to my country if I dont stand up, than of being called a name.I will not be told that I have to unite behind this guy by the same people who for the last 8 years have called George W. Bush a Nazi, war criminal, killer of blacks in new orleans, and idiot, evil and anything else they could think of.

Rush seems to be the only one who both gets that and expresses it, and has the audience to do real damage. And the previous election demonstrated to the Republicans and conservatives around the country what happens when we back a candidate who trumpets himself as a moderate. We must never, ever make that mistake again, and that starts now, by never forgetting that the other side doesnt want to unite with us. They want to destroy us.

270 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 9:35:44 PM by SoCalTransplant (Not my President. Not now. Not ever.)

Yeah, screw democracy!

I know this sounds Drama Queen, but I honestly am starting to feel what our Founding Fathers must have been thinking when they knew it was time to pull the trigger…we are standing on the brink of that very same effort if we want this GRAND COUNTRY and our Republic to survive.

A Democracy cannot last…only a true, Free Republic!!!!
122 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 6:24:16 PM by IrishPennant (Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)

Hey, you got Racial Holy War in my FreeRepublic!

“Rush truly is the last man standing”.

Not so. There’s Hannity, Savage, Levin etc.

There’s also 60mil armed white men under the age of 65. With ammo.
312 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 9:17:16 PM by Mariner

Someone tries to call out Mariner’s crazy racial statement, but DuncanWaring sets them straight on how blacks and “browns” just want to steal your stuff. But the “yellows” are the good minorities…

To: Eastbound
Don’t you think there are about as many black, brown, and yellow men AND women who have a stake in protecting our constitution?

There are millions of black men and women with a strong interest in maintaining the unconstitutional transfer of “goodies” from the productive class to themselves. A lot of “browns” in that group, too. Probably no “yellows”.

That group is a major component of 0’s constituency.
344 posted on Saturday, January 24, 2009 12:04:15 AM by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)

Rush Limbaugh will shut down your phones!

**Monday will be FUNday listening to Rush,**

OK ALL GLOVES ARE OFF!!

Attention MULLAH HUSSEIN!! I really don’t think you wanna be trying that. One of your Liberal Congress Buddies started WHINING one day… RUSH TOLD his listeners to call the congressional phone lines … RUSH DID NOT .. so to PROVE he did NOT..

Rush Limbaugh said… “To PROVE A POINT, here’s the number … would EVERYONE LISTENING PLease Call Congressman x’s OFFICE and just say HI.

The ENTIRE DC AREA CODE, ALL OF MARYLAND , and Northern Virginia Area Codes were SHUT DOWN for 4 HOURS.

And Rush had a SMALLER AUDIENCE THEN!!

273 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 8:12:59 PM by gwilhelm56 (“Hope and Change” – Tall White Men Need Not Apply!)


O-Vomit can’t do anything right

Yeah, all of O-Vomit’s blather about a new spirit of cooperation and bipartisanship. I would bay $1,000 for the right to a seat at an O-Vomit — Limbaugh debate. The messiah is a useless, babbling piece of political detritus wihtout a prompter. We see it over and over again, off the cuff he’s just another selfish, greedy little racist punk in an expensive suit with a street b**ch for a wife. He’s nothing. Him and his affirmative over-reaction Harvard degree would get whooped right back into the Chicago streets by Limbaugh.

We can only HOPE that this peevish punk of a president we have will keep this up. He snaps at the press when he’s asked a real question. He gives a radio host publicity that you cannot buy at any price. The guy is self-destructing right before our eyes on day three!

LOSER!!

—PP

185 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 6:34:12 PM by VideoPaul

The press is only talking about Rush to destroy him…

Careful, folks. Put the emotions aside for a moment and think “enemy tactics”.

Seven years ago the satanic liberal propaganda machine set out with a plan to demonize President Bush….and it worked exceedingly well (with Cheney and Haliburton thrown in for good measures, also). It’s still going on today because it still serves the leftist agenda to perpetuate it for an undeterminate period of time.

Now, if you’ve been paying attention, Rush Limbaugh is now in the sights for this same tactic which is right out of the Saul Alinsky revolutionary commie handbook.

Notice how the bubblehead hosts and anchors on the TV shows are now tossing Rush’s name out in ever-increasing numbers. This is orchestrated, not spontaneous, though it may appear so.

Remember, everything is exquisitely planned now by the Left, the Left’s money backers and the Obama administration’s shadowy operatives.

Rush knows all this, but we have to be aware also.

Leni
111 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 5:58:27 PM by MinuteGal

The Founding Fathers said only white male landowners could vote and that’s the way it should be!

Beware of crazy legislation.

It has nothing to do with your post.

Its all happened before, and worse.

The FOUNDERS were students of HISTORY and set up a REPUBLIC if we could keep it.

That involved not letting just anybody vote.

We IGNORED them.
84 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 5:49:38 PM by Rome2000 (Peace is not an option)

Rush is the best workout music ever. Rush Limbaugh, not so much.

That’s not true. One can listen to Rush and one can get things done. I’ve done some of my best work while Rush was on air live. Why can’t others? Further? If you’d like this nation to get more exercise, folks should turn on Rush… you won’t even notice how many miles you’ve clocked; or how many reps with weights. Cardio workout? Listen to Rush.

This has been a public service anouncement brought to you by a tried and truer.
67 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 5:40:25 PM by Alia

As usual, I am not making these up….
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Wingnut Web – Obama closes Gitmo edition

Welcome to the first edition of Wingnut Web, where the crazy posts of idiot Right Wingers are cataloged and archived for our children’s children to enjoy. Assuming Conservative policies don’t cause the end of the planet first. Welcome to a scary world where any nut with a computer can make threats against the president on mainstream news organization websites!

YOU DECIDE: Would You Want Terrorists In Your Back Yard?

Actual quotes from readers of Foxnews.com:

Brian lives in a world where TV is real and reality is fiction:

Comment by Brian
Barack and the other remaining 545 people who run this country (9 Justices, 535 House and Senate seats, and VP) should all take an hour of their life every Monday and watch the drama series ‘24?.

While only a t.v. series, it focusses on the things we all do not see behind closed doors that need to be done. Tell me that any one of those 546 memebers had a personal threat on their family and they knew a conspirator had information to save their family that they would simply ask Mr. Terrorist “Can you please tell me what you know?”

It ain’t going to work!!!! These people have no boundaries. Good, decent people have rules and boundaries to keep civilization alive. These people have none and because of this, it allows them to have no ends of what they are capable of (Did we forget 9/11 America!!!!!!) Sometimes, you have to drop to your enemie’s level in order to get results. At the end of the day, I want to feel safe knowing our agencies are doing everything they can to protect me and my family.

Namby-Pamby Barack O-Bambi is my new favorite nickname for the prez

Comment by Katherine Janousky
Namby-Pamby Barack O-Bambi is not only emasculating America by turning the CIA into Can’t Interrogate Anyone, but now he’s living down to his middle name by closing Gitmo and puttting the terrorists among us. I hope those misguided voters who put him in office are as thrilled with him as Bin Laden et. al. are.
Katherine Janousky

HALF WIT indeed

Comment by allen
HALF WHITE HALF WHITE HALF WHITE HALF WHITE HALF WHITE HALF WHITE NO NUKES HALF WHITE HALF WHITE HALF WHITE SAVE THE WHALES HALF WHITE STOCKS AT 8100 HALF WHITE HALF WHITE ECONOMY STUPID HALF WHITE HALF WHITE CAN I HAVE A NEW PONEY DADDY HALF WHITE HALF WHITE TWO TRILLION IN SPENDING HALF WHITE HAS IT SUNK IN YET HALF WHITE STILL A POLITICIAN HALF WHITE HALF WIT HALF WITT HALF WITT THINK GREEN HALF WHITE

Who is Ilkada?

Comment by Julia Strickler
Since this man said he would side with the Islams, releasing the terrorists is just the beginning of more terrorist in this country. NO, NO, NO, I do not want them in this country. The Ilkada waged war on the United States at 911 how short memories are in this country. They need to be treated just for who they are. Softening our ways will only encourage more terrorism. It is known that those who have been released have been in the camps of the terrorist. IF

Joe Millionaire is moving up in the world

Comment by Joe
Many of the detainees will be released! These are PROVEN terrorists who want YOU, ME and EVERY American D-E-A-D! It will only be a matter of time before the newslines read, “EX GITMO Prisoner(s) fly airplanes into Sears Tower and White House!” (example)… or were Suicide Bombers walking down the streets of L.A. and detonated! I would have no problem if Obama blew up the Prison in GITMO… as long as the current prisoners were still there at the time!

MMJ’s keyboard is buried under a pile of sand. The sand that was in her vagina.

Comment by MMJ
OK I WILL OBAMA IS A IDIOT. THIS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU TRY TO CREATE HISTORY INSTEAD OF MAKING HISTORY AND LETS FACE IT THE MEDIA WONT SAY A THING WE ALL KNOW THAT AND LETS BE REAL ITS BECAUSE OF HALF OF HIS ETHIC BACK GROUND. LIBRALS YOU MAKE NO SENCE YOU WANT THE RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS THAT THE CONSTINTION GIVES YOU BUT WHEN IT DONT GO YOUR WAY YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.EXAMPLE CAL. THE PEOPLE VOTE NO TO GAY MARRIAGE BUT THATS NOT WHAT YOU WANT SO YOU WANT THE CONSTITION CHANGED BUT WHEN ITS SOMETHING TO DO WITH COUNTRY SAFETY YOU DONT CARE.

Dr. Woo prays for the death of his president’s family like all loyal Americans.

Comment by drwoo
MAY OBAMA’S WIFE AND KIDS BE THE FIRST TO BE BLOWN UP, BURNED ALIVE OR HAVE TO JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW ON THE 88TH FLOOR (SPLAT). MAY OBAMA REAP WHAT HE HAS SOWN> AMEN!!!

The homeless are even a nuisance online…

Comment by Homeless
I try hard to understand your conservative fearful philosophy; you should try to look at the world in a more realistic way in which we can hold ourselves accountable for our own actions.

This is probably too complicated for you all, so I’ll say it simply. STOP THE IGNORANCE!! EDUCATE YOURSELVES!””

OKAY – SINCE YOU ARE SO INTELLIGENT AND TOLERANT (IVY-LEAGUER? THEY LOVE SAYING THAT), THEN JUST SHOW US THE SAME “LOVE” YOU SHOW THE TERRORISTS –

JUST CALL US FREEDOM FIGHTERS!! AND REMEMBER IT WAS BUSH WHO SAVED YOU FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS FROM AN ATTACK WORSE THAN 9/11, PROBABLY IN A HIGHLY POPULATED LIBERAL CITY.

Bomb them with daisies? We found a flower power hippy at FoxNews.com!

Comment by Bob Sturges
Yes close Gitmo now. Extract all the Marines on the site, leave the wackos in their cages then drop a daisy bomb on the site to clean it up for good – no worry about trials or moving the wackos to the mainland. The ACLU is 100% Dem and it shows – heck if these guys were around during WW II and the Germans needed a match to light the gas chambers in the concentration camps – they would have handed them a match since the Germans ‘have rights too’ which would be their position.

What the President has pronounced is an abomination and perhaps an unrepairable insult to all current and ex military and to the victims and families of these Terrorists.

Barack, what are you doing posting on FoxNews?

Comment by Barry
What a moron. He is going to shut down the intelligence community just like Wild Bill did and make us blind. Under Clinton we had the Cole, Twin Towers etc and everyone says the Twin Towers #2 was Bush? It was planned under Clinton and it was sucessful because he shut down the CIA. Now Hussien is doing the same thing that Clinton did.

P.S. And if you did not notice, he lifted the ban on the use of our tax dollars to fund abortions for non US citezens. Economic crisis not to mention morality and now he is taking my tax dollars without my consent.

No president? Awesome! I’m staying home from work then.

Comment by Lori P
WE HAVE NO PRESIDENT! OBAMA is NOT eligible! The Constitution has been destroyed! THANKS LIBERAL TRAITORS! Oh, and btw, I do not believe Obama DID get majority vote. His direct involvment in ACORN and their illegal voter registration fraud by the MILLIONS should have landed that creep in JAIL! As far as I am concerned, ALL OF HIS POLICIES ARE ILLEGAL!

Hey, wonderful, the FBI will be in touch…

Comment by Jim P
WHEN THE BOYS FROM GITMO GET HERE OBAMA WILL GIVE THEM WELFARE,SECTION 8 HOUSING AND EVERYTHING ELSE THE STUPID ASS PEOPLE WHO PUT HIM IN OFFICE GET. LET THEM LIVE IN DC. THEY WILL BLEND IN WITH THE REST OF THE DC RESIDENTS! HOPE ALL THE LOW LIFE AND WELFARE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR OBAMA ARE HAPPY. BY THE WAY, WHEN WILL THE TICKETS TO THE FORD THEATER GO ON SALE?

But America is satan…

Comment by Jennilon Vaughn
The majority of people in Gitmo live in a society that believes AMERICA is satan! You sympathizers understand that? They want OUR BLOOD, weather we are Democrats or Republicans! They know that they will get the chance to “bomb on demand” with Obama and his administration! They relish with glee like a kid trapped in a candy store when they see how divided our country is. Everyone thought Hitler was a saviour too when Germany’s economy crashed. He did some “wonderful” things to win the public’s trust and then unleashed a war! History is to be learned so that we don’t repeat it. I guess the left was asleep during class! And for those of you who are SO selfishly thinking about just the ECONOMY, what good is the economy if we go up in a mushroom cloud? Yes the economy is important but so is being around to fix it! We hadn’t even scratched the surface! The economy will fix it self, it needs time, time we may cut short with Mr. Popularity’s policies! Come on all ready! Think!

Another thing, it’s not FOX’s responsibility to give you both sides when you refuse to see the other side no matter how they present the news! Try to get over yourselves! It starts with MORALS.

Remember Alcatras.

Comment by Diane
of course no one wants them in the U.S. So, here’s a question, why is Obama so set on shutting Gitmo down…..people really need to question his motives. Is it really because he is a “compassionate” individual or is it another political ploy. I mean, really, there are other alternatives……He is just such a “do it my way” person that he can’t think out of the box and say hey, let’s find alternatives….let’s get this place up and running and working. This is going to be his biggest character flaw as time goes on. He can’t get out of his own way and his own agenda.

Now is the time to be united, to stand as one….wasn’t that what he said…..what a bunch of croc that is, he only wants us united to his way. He is so inexperienced in being a leader that it is going to become laughable….So, sad it will be at the expense of our beautiful country.

BTW people, The guy won by using psychology and tearing down and blaming the other guy….not because he is any good at anything, gee, I wonder who he will blame when his plan to close Gitmo happens and he has a nightmare on his hands as to what to do with all those prisoners. Good Grief Obama, they are out there for a reason…..remember Alcatras.

Until next time…which will be soon. Far too soon…

Proof this is sadly real:

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