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Machete f'ed with the right Wingnuts

Machete started out as a fake trailer in the Tarantino/Rodriguez movie Grindhouse and soon will be its own movie (along with fellow fake trailer Hobo With a Shotgun!) Robert Rodriguez released a special preview trailer on AICN to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, and the trailer is awesome. We got Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert DeNero, a special introduction, and more random stars than you can shake a machete at. And a million machetes. You would think everyone would be happy about this trailer, as awesome films please everyone. You would be wrong. To capitalize on the recent news, there is a special message at the beginning of the trailer saying it goes out to Arizona! This has ticked off a bunch of morons on FreeRepublic.com, and now we have our fun! We also pulled quotes from the original FoxNews article FR was linking to. Keep in mind that Fox is distributing the Machete film, so they have an special interest in keeping the movie’s name in the news, even if the way to do it is to have some right wing hack write a column filled with inaccurate information to make the wingnuts angry.

Actual title of the article, thus starting off the fun!
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“Machete – true to life” – Tom Tancredo
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Only liberals swear!
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Mexicans are dumb and heartless!
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Machete will turn America into Conservatopia!
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Vague threats are just another fact of life on FreeRepublic.com!
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Machete is the first shot in RaHoWa 2010!
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I’m OK with the race war that’s totally in my bigoted mind!
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Gay joke out of nowhere!
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Mexicans will bring guns, unlike us, who have totally not been repeatedly saying how good we are with guns in every other post in this thread!
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Guy complaining about violence in a movie while his sig leads to a site where you write fan fiction about shooting minorities and liberals.
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What?
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Machete – a tool of psycho druglords
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Machete naturally leads to black guys raping white women as political statements. Looks like someone’s daughter married a black guy!
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A less-insane freeper rises to the challenge of ansel12
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ansel12 responds with hilarious irony!
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Every crime ever committed by a black on a white was because of Shaft!
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Obama passed Arizona’s laws and then made Machete as an excuse to kill conservatives
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Funny how everyone hates Jessica Alba all of a sudden
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ansel12 is going off the racial deep end
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Young people mimic everything in movies. Just last week I robbed billions in gold while sending the cop who killed my brother on a wild goose chase. But that’s another hobby of mine…
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CodeToad ready to attack Mexico again over a movie.
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Let’s form our own country and start a violent civil war over a movie!
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Wesa gonna die?
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AuntB sure hates the troops for a conservative…
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Wait until this guy finds out that the “mexkins” are mostly Indians!
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Do you get my metaphor? Should I imply I want to shoot people more clearly?
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Cool, an A. Wyatt Mann cartoon! Totally not racist!
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Ask the Indians…about us…who are being invaded by Mexicans…who are Indians…
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All set for Race War 2010 Predator 3!
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wku man is ready to rock and roll! And shoot everyone.
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Time to invade Mexico!
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Machete – Somehow Obama’s fault! Let me show you my images of violent Blacks for no reason except to ranch up the racism!
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Wal-Mart is filled with Mexicans…but I still shop there!
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So let’s go to the original story on FoxNews.com….which has comments!!!!

Throw out 30% of the country!
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Money for nothing and chicks for free!
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Why won’t the government investigate this movie and all the violence it isn’t causing???
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Someone needs to change his diapers!
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Obama caused Machete
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Let’s indiscriminately murder Mexican citizens because of a movie.
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Are we still talking about Machete?
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Like Jesus would do!
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Yep, just read every post above this one!
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Assassinate everyone because of Machete! Way to get past moderation on FoxNews.com
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Machete is the Real Racist!
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Nuke Mexico cuz of Machete! Also the Alamo will be different? Does this supergenius know that they LOST at the Alamo?
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Lock and Load! But we are peaceful!
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poindexter? Welcome to 1959!
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Another guy who doesn’t remember what actually happened at the Alamo.
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taco bending m.a.g.g.o.t.s are the Real Racists!
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SSShhhhhhhhhhh!!
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The dirty little secret is deep in their hearts all Mexicans want to kill you dead! I know it’s true because I made it up myself!
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day in and day out
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Why is Robert Rodriguez the only thing not all-caps? I am guessing because he copy-pasted it.
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Muslim Terrorists are coming in through Cuba! I know, I saw it on the internet!
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Taco Bell is now out $3.00 a week.
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Well, assuming we don’t nuke Mexico and start WW3 over Toy Story 3, Wingnut Web will be back…soon!

Arizona Nazis

Arizona is like the Roadrunner and Non-Racist America is Wile E. Coyote. That’s the only explanation I can think of for the recent activities of our friends in the Grand Canyon State.

First of all, the draconian Immigration Bill was passed, basically making it legal for cops to demand proof of citizenship from anyone they suspect might be an illegal immigrant. Which means anyone brown. Telling people to “show me your papers” is sooooooo American.

Then we find out the bill was co-written by a lawyer for an actual Nazi! Lawyer at FAIR’s Immigration Reform Law Institute Kris Kobach was the co-author of the Arizona law. The Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR)founder and current board member John Tanton is a noted Nazi propaganda distributor.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has a lot of neo-nazi fans, he even poses with them for pictures!

Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s immigration raids have made him a hero, he even briefly considered running for governor before he realized that was a fast track to getting charged with crimes from the investigations now underway.

Oh, and he also forced a woman to give birth while in shackles. No wonder the teabaggers love him!

Repubican Arizona State Senate Majority leader Chuck Gray has been caught following Stormfront and a second hate group (ScarecrowWPWW) on Twitter. He claims to have no idea how that could have happened and is now unfollowing them. Right. Does anyone believe anything Republicans say anymore?

What America needs is Blues Brothers 3: I Hate Arizona Nazis.

Wingnut Web is on the march!

We’re moving! Wingnut Web and the other political posts will soon be hosted on their very own spin-off blog! That way, we can focus on two separate high-quality sites instead of one high-quality site that has weird visitation demographics. Who knew a few random articles would evolve into something so big? And we’ll still be covering all the hate sites you know and love, and much much more. Once the initial setup is completed, we will be dropping links to the new location. Often. Lots of times. So much you will dream about the links to the new site every night. They will haunt you. Steal your soul. Sell it on ebay to a guy named TurnipLover44. He’ll leave bad feedback and there will be PayPal disputes. Lawsuits. Arguments before the Supreme Court. Where’s the Birth Certificate, TurnipLover44?

Obama has learned the art of satanic magic

Hey, it looks like some idiot on FreeRepublic.com suddenly realized what 2012 was all about and now is going all nutso fantastic on Barack Obama, satanic magic champion. He also must have saw the movie 2012, saw Danny glover as the black president, the world ending, and people on arks, and now thinks that the movie is a prophesy or something. People, this is what happens when Roland Emmerich is allowed to make movies. We all know that Roland Emmerich needs to be stopped, Godzilla is prove enough alone. Just wait until this guy sees Independence Day! So if you want to know about Obama and his satanic magic artistry, here is the post by Armageddon:
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I see nothing wrong with wanting a black guy to be my slave…
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When will blacks learn that we hate them because we love them?
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Bonus random shots! Here is some reaction to a white supremacist getting killed by a black guy. Sadly, I missed a few of the posts which were deleted “because of use of an AP image” even though it was because they were racist. But they missed these other ones…

Obama has ordered blacks to murder all whites!
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Black people are things
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The Whore House is where Obama practices his satanic magic arts!
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Wingnut Web – Cheerleading the Nazis Edition

Arizona’s new immigration law that makes everyone a target unless you carry your birth certificate on you at all times is controversial, to say the least. Freaking garbage, to say a bit stronger (but not strong enough!) But you can understand that Wingnuts like the folks at FreeRepublic.com and Resistnet.com are cheerleading this like crazy. Because they are crazy. And hateful.

The immigration law was written by AZ state senator Russell Pearce, but Pearce has an unlikely comrade touting how he helped write the bill. Kris Kobach is his name, and you might know him as a dude running for the Secretary of State of Kansas. Or you may know his pals the neo-Nazis. Yes, that’s right. Besides a White Nationalist lawyer bragging he helped write the bill (The immigration bill was written by a Nazi!) Russell Pearce also pals around with J.T. Ready, another neo-Nazi. And Pearce got in trouble a few years ago by fowarding around emails from White Nationalism groups. And Resistnet is cheering this all on. Sometimes, the crazy just writes itself.

So let’s do what Wingnut Web does best: Find insane stuff, shine a light on it!

Rich Mexicans break into the US daily to make a few bucks outside Home Depot just to sneak back into Mexico to drive big cars!
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We should deport everyone!
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Illegals stole Roy’s spellcheck! And how do you deal in rape? Are immigrants Goldman Sachs?
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We have bagged on Jeffery J Cole before, but in a long long long thread he is one of the few voices not calling for the deportation of everyone brown. He realizes that it is impossibly expensive, a waste of time, and also not what Jesus would do. This means that everyone on Resistnet now hates him and I expect him to be banned soon. We salute Jeffery J Cole, despite our differences, we give credit where credit is due.
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Oh noes, TACOS!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DUMB FIREFLY IS!
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Mexican Moses is jammin’ with Danish Job.
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Things are complicated! ONLY TRAITORS THINK THINGS ARE COMPLICATED!!!
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what is “welfare breeders” code for?
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Jeffery J Cole lays out somewhat sensible propositions…
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And is brutally attacked! Oh, folks at home questioning Firefly’s numbers, you are correct, LA is 47.7% Hispanic, not illegals. Firefly is using illegals as code for everyone Latino!
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I will solve the problem of doing something impossible and super expensive!
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If I make up enough crap, the 14th Amendment says whatever I want!
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Looks like the INVASION has stolen FireFly’s spellcheck! Speak English or get out!
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Crusty Old Geezer continues to make up stuff.
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Immigrants are terrorists!
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John Galt keeps up the tradition of boring long speeches.
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I find the fact that someone named John Galt is complaining that he can’t find a job because of corporate outsourcing ironically delicious
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I’ll make up more numbers and also your wife is raped, all illegals’ fault!
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Remember when all these people now yelling about how laws must be enforced were trying to break the law in regards to filling out the census?
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One of them is a citizen, the other one probably is and you are just racist. But thanks for your masturbation fantasy of sending away all the brown on your block.
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Lobbyists are too dumb to know to travel to local offices!
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Mexicans are dirty, stinking criminals.
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I have no evidence any of them are illegals but I’ll just say they are and call them roaches because they aren’t human. Praise Jesus!
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Jeffery J Cole knows the secret truth of the AZ law that even Tom Tancredo thinks goes too far. And is attacked.
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Now, on a completely different subject, I burned my census form…
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Human rights are socialism.
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RARGH! Private business phone lines are somehow the faults of illegals!
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Remember, this guy votes!
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I’ll just make up a story about being threatened by Middle Eastern people now…
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Resistnet Chat is just as racist as ever…
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I slept like a baby knowing that millions of Americans will be harassed and persecuted! Praise Jesus!
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Taco Baggers
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Maria Isabel Cintron goes off the deep end and keeps on sinking…
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Oh, do we have more? We have more. Next time.

Wingnut Web – Slavery took place because the Constitution was not enforced Edition

So Resistnet has been cheering on the recent immigration law in Arizona. No surprise there. What is (also not) a surprise is how many posters there seeem to think everyone who is even remotely Hispanic is an illegal, to the point where “illegal” comes to refer to anyone brown. Even President Obama. But don’t worry, Resistnet.com posters all have black friends, so they ain’t racist, even thought they’re screaming about how White Christians are being systematically de-powered by dark-skinned immigrants.

Hispanic? Standing on the corner? Your rights are now forfeit!
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I also love how all nice-dressed Hispanics will be immune from harassment.

Steele spoke the truth, time for him to go!
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Free to be oppressed by the Confederate-fetishing Republican party!
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Black Republicans need to do the work of 10 men to prove they are worthy
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My BLACK friends…
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Oh, snap! You’re going down, MLK! And I bet Jeffery J Cole can’t figure out why Blacks don’t like the Republican Party…
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If Steele had any guts he would start a race war!
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It’s like none of them bothered to pay attention to the last 50 years! (they didn’t)
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Slavery took place because the Constitution was not enforced? It was written into the Constitution! 3/5ths of a person! This is the “Conservative” history you want to be teaching instead? Completely wrong information? Oh, yes, that’s right. These are teabagging morons.
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I hate racism! That’s why I harass black politicians. Bonus “Your a moron” quote.
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My Chinese Mexican friends!
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Way to go becoming a worse state than Florida!
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You got Birtherism in my Illegalism!
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i swear to god if the illegals don’t give me back my shift key…
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(all Hispanic)
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They’re coming to dilute us White Christians! White Christians need to form some sort of group, maybe a clan.
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Funny how none of these people supported the law when it came to census forms.
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Lou Dobbs is so dreamy…
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People actually talk like this. On purpose. Non-ironically.
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I’ll take a break from constantly complaining the cops are going to take my guns to defend the cops from the left
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Illegals is code for another word. Try and guess what it is!
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More code talk here.
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They should speak English. Which means frank e kekkemur has to go! That’s some terrible teabonics!
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Sky King thinks the chicken crossing the road is an illegal immigrant
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Birtherism is poised to explode! And then get made fun of some more because Birthers are crazy.
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Why don’t state governors invade shoot all browns? It would totally piss off libs!
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AMEN! All Hispanics are illegal, round them up LOL!
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Again, everyone who is hispanic is called illegal.
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This moron thinks illegals are lining up at the DMV
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He’s not one of us (he’s black!)
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Rome was filled with lazy black people too!
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My favorite crazy old man had decided to impeach everyone.
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My BLACK friends!
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We even spent our budget on shift keys!
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Mel Frost has gone over the edge.
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Oh, Resistnet!