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Wingnut Web – Joining Al Qaeda Edition

Resistnet.com claims to be the peaceful resistance to President Obama’s agenda. Apparently, peacefully resisting means cheering on terrorists and asking if they need help! That is no surprise, their entire site is filed with hateful diatribe, racism, and treasonous statements like those that follow. Some of the members are still fighting the Civil War! It takes a special breed of crazy to stand out at Resistnet, and these guys have it in spades!

We open with the news story that started it all, a supposed warning from Al Qaeda that they will attack Washington. Kaleb Jones starts off the thread by immediately declaring it an inside job by President Obama!
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Darren is all for our government getting killed! (Peacefully, of course)
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It’s Obama’s fault if we get attacked, says Rev. Dr. Micheal D. D., but it is a good thing!
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D Reimer, God loving patriot who wants to see the government blown up!
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Help the terrorists lynch ’em all, says Darren!
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Slow Poke knows it is right to help your fellow man
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No one can pull a fast one on Hubert!
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America is like one of those girls who cut themselves, says Anita Hughes
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Don wears short skirts and carries pom-poms while forming the top of the “Go Al Qaeda!” pyramid!
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The American government will use Russian nukes to blow up its own capital – someone actually thinks this!
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President Bush kept us safe for 8 years. 9-11 and the anthrax things never happened ::waves hand::
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Hu-yuck, kill the president! (peacefully)
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Margie disagrees…kill Congress instead! (peacefully)
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John C Matthews gets what he asks for sometimes!
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That’s enough for now, I’m too busy contacting the FBI to continue, so until next time, keep your Wingnuts Webby!

How TarsTarkas.NET became famous on the internet

TarsTarkas.NET has recently become a powerful investigative journalistic force, a role that took me by surprise because I was just posting stuff. It turns out the stuff has major political consequences for a certain crazy lady running for Congress in Illinois! We wrote long ago in a previous Wingnut Web about how Rosanna Pulido, Republican candidate for Congress in Illinois’s 5th district, posts on the website FreeRepublic.com as “chicagolady” and has said many things that could be thought of as bigoted and hatefilled. This race is largely ignored because she is going to get her clocked cleaned, but I found it interesting that a big party candidate was freely posting racist crap on the internet and no one cared. At all. Sure, her own party was ignoring her, but here is a chance to further humiliate them anyway. The pundits and the media ignored it all.

On the internet, there was small mention of it. First it showed up here. Then a blog showed up archiving even more of Ms. Pulido’s ramblings: Rosanna Pulido is a Freeper. Still, nothing. Finally, a local Chicago paper stumbled across the story after being emailed, and soon got to the bottom of it. Which involved speaking to us! And thus, TarsTarkas.NET was quoted by ChitownDailyNews in the Media Watchdog column written by “Lou Grant”
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This lead to a thread on FreeRepublic.com ( http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2214476/posts ) where they quote the ChitownDailyNews article, and the quoted part includes TarsTarkas.NET, thus TarsTarkas.NET is now in Freep-land! Then the fun begins as the FreeRepublic posters begin to insult everyone, including TarsTarkas.NET!

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So here comes the fun!

pissant is all about namecalling
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La Lydia seems to not understand how public funding works (Soros is not the only person with money)
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denydenydeny doesn’t know there is a difference between being an active participant in hate like chicagolady vs. being on a board with some guy who did bad things when you were in shortpants.
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wac3rd is an amateur poet and amateur racist
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Cletus D. Yokel is all about the lawyers
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GOPJ’s houseguest story causes the next 15 posts or wo to argue about what is the best example
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chicagolady then makes an appearance to try to smooth things over, claiming she was only posting bad things in 2003! Of course, any cursory glance at Rosanna Pulido is a Freeper will find all sorts of naughty posts written after 2003. The girl can’t tell the truth!
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Here is a 2004 post where she calls Obama “Osama” How about a 2008 entry calling Mexicans the new KKK?
She has been posting regularly despite running for election. And she’ll still post there after she loses. Ain’t life sweet?

Wingnut Web – White People Never Get a Fair Shake Edition

Wingnut Web is a fun little feature where we visit radical right wing sites just to see the crazy. Resistnet.com is one such site, filled to the brim with those who cower in fear of Obama and his horde of Kenyan ACORN private army illegal Mexicans who want a United North America, commie everything, and to ban all guns. This is after you are forcibly gay married to an abortion. Thanks to the thousands of George Soros dollars I get, I have all the time I need to rake through the sites and collect the crazies for public mocking, before the entire thing is sent off to the FBI so the posters get put on lists for the FEMA camps.

But first let’s show an example of Resistnet trying to outdo themselves for showing pride in their whiteness! Every post in this update except the first one by Chris is from the same thread. I barely had to do any work! Hooray for laziness!

Chris here asks a decent question and is berated and insulted for pages and pages for months on end until the thread is locked because there are no racists on Resistnet.com so the thread has no more use! Many of the posters seem to think Chris is a liberal plant because he is upset over the White Nationalism.
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The very day Resistnet declares racism there is a non-issue, we get this lovely thread by Carl Gottstein, fresh of the boat from 1944 Germany:
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Don realizes that helping poor people is nothing but liberal brainwashing, somehow got Obama elected, and will destroy the US!
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Our favorite crazy, david c. hubbard, goes on a long rant about how white people=freedom
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Then Dwayne Hefner chimes in about how minorities can’t walk two steps before someone pays for their college and promotes them in the army:
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mftysac77 knows that the government just wants to kill whitey. Or the rap song. They’re the same thing, really…
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Ruth Petersen reminds us all that the only racists are Obama supporters and the North American Union!
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ThePhoenixFromTheAshes is related to everyone in Britain but also every soldier who fought for the CSA in the civil war, which was totally not about slavery except for the fact that it was.
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Equal rights for cells!
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William Weese joins in on the fun!
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RAPTOR is too stupid to learn that Micheal Richards was never in court and the whole email forward is a lie.
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Margie knows white people did everything and everyone else just stood around picking their noses
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Hey, Carl Gottstein returns to give cryptic threats!
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LambiesAmerica knows Obama is only president because the blacks will riot, but is NOT RACIST!
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Carl Gottstein is slapped in the face with his erection upon reading that post!
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Bill Mullins is one of the few posters at Resistnet who isn’t missing his brain and is a cop
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Carl Gottstein demands the truth from the man in blue!
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Linda knows racism stinks, but Jesus will cure it! Somehow!
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Annie Conners-Maloney is the non-whitest white supremacist of them all!
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Wingnut Web – Disallusioned AIDS Edition

As Obama’s presidency continues on, the Radical Right continues to freak out. They’ve built a perfect world of paranoia and insanity to insulate them from the real world and rational thought. What an amazing world they must inhabit, where Obama’s death squads will come for them every night to force them to gay marry, convert to Islam, and then blow themselves up for Allah. But luckily a drug addict radio host is leading the Republicans, so they will totally be out of the wilderness. Just look at these posts from Resistnet.com and you will see how poised they are to recapture America’s heart!

Riots in the streets, because black people are animals, see…
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To be a conservative you must believe anything random homeless guys yell out
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JoanO knows the truth of Bill Clinton and Holland or some country around there
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Jill spends all her free time on TheObamaForum arguing with Ron Paul supporters pretending to be black people
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Betz wants to get physical
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Cody is making the ultimate database, he just wants you to do all the work!
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david c. hubbard gets into imaginary fights with imaginary small minority children
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david c. hubbard also hates violence so much he declares war on everything
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Our friend RC continues to outdo himself
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I’ve Ben Christian but now I am disillusioned!
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Ben Christian, expert on Holy Wars
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Ben Christian, expert on Race Wars
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The CIA killed JFK over silver! Proof? What is that?
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Sharon P is the number one target of Al Qaeda nukes
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Why won’t Christian ministers call for war? It’s like Jesus was for peace or something…
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That’s enough for now, because the vomit level is reaching critical mass. We don’t want to pay for extra plumbing work, so tune in next time to Wingnut Web, where you will see some troglodyte say “Osambo!”

Wingnut Web – Rosanna Pulido, the Freeper on the Ballot edition!

Rosanna Pulido just became the republican candidate to replace Rahm Emanuel in the 5th district in Illinois. She also posts on FreeRepublic.com as chicagolady. That means a Freeper is on the ballot! She hates immigrants. Hates, hates, hates them! She really, really, really hates them. She also posts on a site filled with people who think Obama was born in Kenya, think he is a socialist (or worse), and think Obama used an army of dead voters ran by ACORN to steal the election. You are the company you keep.

Official site: RosannaPulido2009.com

Freep links:

Freep Page
election night
Post History

Some of her own posting history:

Check out tis hilarious exchange about how Liberal Women are too ugly to be raped by the invading Muslim Horde!
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Rosanna Pulido is also very active with the Illinois Minutemen project: http://www.illinoisminutemanproject.com/info/about.html
They seem to be pro-Overthrow of the US Government by the Military!
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More garbage:
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Wingnut Web – I Have a Dream Edition

Resistnet.com continues to be crazy as a crazy house crazy. That’s pretty crazy. Besides their hobbies of patriotically resisting Obama by openly calling for armed rebellion (which they won’t do themselves because they are too lazy) they also obsess over race. You hear all the standard dumb crap, like how Martin Luther King was a Republican (because he died just as the party switched to crazy mode and absorbed the racist Dixiecrats) or that black people only voted for Obama because he was black (yet failing to explain Alan Keyes poor showing over the years, or Jesse Jackson, or many others). I have a dream that one day Resistnet.com will self-implode from all the crazy. And that dream is looking more and more likely every day!

micheal jensen knows MLK would be enraged, ENRAGED, that a black man is president
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white woumb, White Woumb!
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White Woumb, WHITE WOUMB!!!
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See, black people should totally hate Obama!
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Bruce Sims was sick that day in Bible Study when they learned about Joseph being sold into slavery
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Anthony is sick of this race crap, unlike above when he was dishing out the fractions of races that Obama was
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You see, black people are curse, it is in the Bible. Also, whites are enlarged, just let me unzip my pants here…
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Paul is a special kind of crazy. The kind posting from inside a room with padded walls…
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Any child knows this, Paul Smith
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Gary is the man with the plan
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This post stinks like Pepe LePew…
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Claudia L Johnson takes a break from posting on the TarsTarkas.NET forums to post more at Resistnet.com
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No more Harry Turtledove novels for Radical Rabbi
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Washington is going to secede! What is secede?
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Silly Radical Rabbi, Trix are for kids!
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Old, rich, white Rush Limbaugh is a perfect example of how the Republicans are not old, rich, white guys!
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That’s enough for now, but we got dozens and dozens of other crazy posts to bring you soon as soon can be! They only get nuttier from here, folks!