Wingnut Web – Sotomayor is the real RAISES edition

May 26, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Because the Wingnuts must project their inadequacies upon everyone else to blame for their miserable lives, when Obama announced his pick for the Supreme Court, tempers flared on conservative sites across the internet because the choice wasn’t an old white man! How could Obama buck the system like that? Soon, the SCOTUS might actually resemble America. Of course, Sonia Sotomayor is about to become the biggest Target this side of that Super Target that is trying to take down Wal-Mart. Come on Target, you can take down the blue beast. Wal-mart sucks! Let’s see what thefoxnation.com has to say about Obama’s choice:

Like a Raisin in the Sun…

Yes, because that wouldn’t be obvious and immediately disqualifying

Casual racism is the best racism

Walt Sneddon is a work of art. And by art I mean a sack of monkey poop.

Walt Sneddon forgot his meds and his alternate personality “Jimtardo” wrote this post:

The terrible secret is I am the one monitoring Paul Revere USAF Vet’s computer!

Jeff is the greatest writer on fanfiction.net

Yes, New York City is a foreign country.

I have a question. How many diapers do you go through in a week?

Ken in Atlanta shows how the Republicans are reaching out to minorities

We can’t afford it, so she must have been affirmative actioned! That’s it, it isn’t because we are failures!

Those “FOUR FINE WHITE CHILDREN” recently contracted scabies in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese

dago red is the most patriotic of them all

daniel cabrera is my favorite crazy homeless person!

The key to Obama becoming president is Sotomayor!!!

Enman shows how the Republicans are reaching out to women (a select few women)

Cliff lives in his own private conspiracy theory

Go meet the devil, you nub!

GOP Joe isn’t one to sugercoat things. Or hide his racism.

Yeah, good luck with that. Wait until GOP Joe finds out there are Inuit people in Alaska!

People say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one…

On that ugly note, we are out of here for now, but thefoxnation.com will continue to be a source of comedy! Just remember, this is an official giant media company’s website, and all of these comments passed their rigorous moderation process!

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Wingnut Web – FoxNation Burning a Cross Edition

May 5, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Well, Justice Souter on the US Supreme Court has announced he is retiring, giving Obama his first Supreme Court nomination. Of course, this has the Wingnuts in a tizzy. The fun isn’t psychotically crazy, because Souter is one of the more liberal members of the court, but we still get suggestions from idiot pundits that Obama should appoint someone so conservative they wear Pilgrim’s clothes, otherwise he isn’t bipartisan. When some senators made a suggestion that Obama should appoint someone that isn’t a white male, Wingnuts went up in arms as if Obama said it himself. Then thefoxnation.com (aka foxnation.com) posted the story, ever worried about underrepresentation on the Supreme Court by white males. Thus, the foxnation.com commentors go ballistically racist, giving us our fun for the day!

What a Fair and Balanced article title that totally won’t set the tone for white male victimhood!

Wolverine, your prequel sucked and someone must have shot you with adamantium bullets to make you claim racism doesn’t exist right after you whine about imaginary racism

IRON MIKE is so proud of being white he’s named after a black rapist

Anonymous lets us know foxnation’s moderated comments don’t care if you are racist anymore!

MPB knows that this is all a plot by black lesbians to control the world!

And what rights did you lose?

Don Deville is the type of lawyer who punches the jury and then blames them for racism when he loses the case

We’re all gonna be French Nazis!

Daniel Cabrera is so proud of being so ignorant he gives you his address

You heard it hear first: Racism was invented in the 1960’s by hippies!

We don’t need no filthy BLACK PEOPLE, if you know what I mean…

Mike is the herpes infecting America’s Wang.

Yes, Obama the black guy is trying to bring back Dread Scott

Funny how ACORN is now suddenly a massive global conspiracy. I guess that’s easier to believe than the fact that your party sucks.

Daniel Cabrera returns to let us know he hasn’t taken his meds lately…

And did you know that there are currently ZERO white US presidents?

Yeah, you just French kiss the Saudi King and walk hand in hand…

White males totally follow the law, unlike those terrible darkies!

White people will kill all the blacks and race traitors, Teehee!

Detox wins the dumbest poster on foxnation.com award, because he posted like 30 messages similar to this as he sperged all over the board with his impotent rage.

All these limp softies raging against the world gets me in the mood for a stiff drink. Until next time, when foxnation.com calls for nuking all blue states or something else completely stupid, Wingnut Web is out!

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Wingnut Web – FoxNation.com Death Threats Edition!

May 3, 2009ByTars Tarkas

thefoxnation.com (aka foxnation.com) is supposed to be FoxNews’s answer to the HuffingtonPost, but just turned out to be a big bunch of babies. The “Fair and Balanced” FoxNews site gives us articles with such titles as “Why Does NBC News Attack Average Americans?” and “Hey Janet, FBI’s ‘Most Wanted’ Is a LEFT-WINGER” The commenters are about as insightful as a bag of hot dogs, and usually just good for a laugh. Until today. That’s when the moderated foxnation.com let this lovely comment go through, which calls for the GOP to murder Democrats:
deaththreat1

Now, commenters on both sides of the aisle call this guy out, but not everyone does! Apparently, reporting people who threaten death to politicians to the FBI is what happens in communist Russia!

deaththreat2
Thank you, florida coolpop, for showing just how horrible you are!

The thread these are taken from is: http://www.thefoxnation.com/justice/2009/05/01/vacancy
If anyone spots any other death threats at FoxNation.com, let us know!

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Wingnut Web – Still More Teabagging Pictures?!?!

May 2, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Yes, I was sitting on a few more teabagging pictures from weeks ago that I never got around to riffing, but now is the time to riff! And riff we will, because these knuckleheads deserve it. The amount of stupid is less because I was running low on crazy pictures, but having gone through the trouble of uploading these, I might as well use them!

Those freakin’ DemonRATS! I think I fought them in Might and Magic IV…

Why have one stupid sign when you can have two?

The guy who lives outside the 7-11 has come to protest!

Obama bombs all babies!

The proudest piece of POOP you will ever see!

Spellcheck wasn’t invented in 1984!

Keeping us In Fromed Reality

He looks totally mad

Live, from the Pyramid with the floating eye, Crazy Lady #23851!

It was diculous the first time, and then was diculous again!

Totally not racist.

Sometimes you just have to admit that your poster-making skills suck.

The secret part is this guy is a zookeeper.

Steve Forbes??? We got a time-traveler from 1992 here!

Future killer of three census workers.

That spelling is what is awEful

Yeah, no amnesty for taxes!

I weep at the loss of $0.50 of teabags

Resistnet.com’s only black member!

Little Jimmy doesn’t even know what the FED is, but mom promised ice cream…

Descent is a cool computer game, but I don’t think it is the most patriotic thing ever

That’s it for the teabagging pictures, until maybe July 4th if they bother to get anything together by then. I am sure the astroturfers will come up with something assuming they all haven’t jumped ship to the Democrats by then.

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Wingnut Web – Specter-busters! Edition

April 29, 2009ByTars Tarkas

So Senator Arlen Specter of PA announced yesterday that he is switching parties from Republican to Democratic. Specter was a more moderate Republican, and was facing a primary challenge from an extremely conservative opponent who was out-polling him by a lot. This was good news, because conservative challenger Pat Toomey would have never won the overall election, and there would be good chance a progressive candidate got elected. Instead, Specter went into self-serving mode and switched sides. The benefit is the Democrats will now have 60 seats in the Senate, the “magic number” they need to stop filibusters, but the price is we exchanged a good chance of a progressive pickup for a Blue-Dog wannabe who is more concerned with his own career than helping the country. A mixed bag at best, but since Specter is pushing 80 he might not make it to the end of the term starting in 2010 regardless.

As you can imagine, the news of the defection took the Wingnuttosphere by storm! A fury of hate ensued, with many commentors taking up the position that they kicked Specter out. Although Specter was never a real conservative, his party switching is entirely due to self-preservation, and is not because some crazy teabaggers kicked him out. If anything, his departure and primary challenge were signs that the Republican party has left mainstream American and gone down a road of 19th century policies. But you will never know that if you just go by what the wingnuts post online. Let’s go by freerepublic.com to see some typical reactions to the Specter defection:

What a totally not-racist sig this guy has…

And then you’ll be completely irrelevant!

It’s not because we’re dinosaurs from the 19th century, it’s because of ILLEGALS and MINORITIES!

Someone tell this guy that Specter is a Reagan Republican, watch his mind explode!

But the Right never does this!

Okay, maybe they do do it…

If ex-snook read his comment, he’d realize he’s advocating for progressive Democratic policies…

I got an F-word for this guy

(Firetruck)

Liberals are all about purging…KICK OT THE RINOS!!!!!

Judge Judy?

Fewer and stonger idiots! Their ignorance is so strong they make Schwarzenegger look like a pipe cleaner!

Yes, losing an election due to horrible policies=wiped out by Nazis

Freaking Negroes! Get on your knees and thank the Republicans!

Sure it was a Republican who switched sides this time, but DON’T TRUST THEM LIBS!!

The award for the most delusional post goes to:

Sarah Palin scares me, but not for any of the reasons they think she does

True Republican Patriot shows the love

dools007 makes up a point and then runs with it down the street, on the freeway, and off a bridge

Well, as FreeRepublic is insane, maybe Resistnet.com will have more sane responses!

Okay, maybe not!

That’s it for now, or at least until we better organize all the posts declare the Swine Flu a government conspiracy. Specter’s interruption changed the update, but we’ll get that huge batch of flu crazy soon enough!

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Wingnut Web – ACLUsers Edition

April 24, 2009ByTars Tarkas

So the ACLU has been trying to get more photos released of what they are calling widespread prisoner abuse, and it was just announced the Department of Defense is no longer going to challenge the FOIA request from 2004. Thus, “a substantial number” of photographs showing abuse of prisoners at prisons in Iraq and Afghanistan,”

This announcement triggers a rightwing freakout! The ACLU is the ACORN before ACORN in acronym groups beginning with the letter A that the Right hates for irrational reasons. And hate they still do….

thefoxnation.com gets us off to the classy start:

All responses will be from the esteemed posters of thefoxnation.com, the nation that is fair and balanced.

Why didn’t the ACLU issue lawsuits to stop the dead body dragging?

Bob ducked and covered his brain a long time ago…

Yes, Geoff Miller, because every man in San Francisco is GAY! Totally GAY! And GAYS are all into LEATHER. I was so GAY when I saw those photos! Wait, how does Geoff Miller know so much about the GAY LEATHER lifestyle???

Pope? Soap? Mope?

What’s a moral high ground?

Why do those horrible monsters not like me when I tell them they have killed America?

What is this, the Patriot Club?

n.c vet is a living example of a destroyed mind

lochness regrets not beating up the nerds in gym class enough now that he has to ask them if they want fries with that

We need to do something! I’ll post on the internet calling for people to do something!

Great, the Amish are posting on thefoxnation.com!

Late at night, energystar1 pretends he is a Dalek

Natalie doesn’t understand what a constitutional rights violation is

Okay

YEAH WHY DON’T WE GIVE 1 DAMN DOLLAR ALSO WE SHOULD SUE HARDEES FOR PUTTING MAYO ON MY BURGER THAT IS COMMIE SAUCE!

If you think it is fun now, just wait until the pictures get released at the end of May!

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