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Teabag Mania 13 – He had a dream, we got a nightmare!

Teabagging is a national pastime for these teabagging fools. Darn jerks planned their stupid rally to coincide on when I was going to head off for a quick break, thus forcing me to wait a week to finish the teabagging reports. I lumped most of the rest of the pictures in this update, although I might have enough for a part 14. Will these dastardly baggers of tea return to plunk their coinpurses down wherever they please once again? Stay tuned and find out!

Yeah, right..
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You know, just when you think you have seen the most retarded thing…
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This person’s vote counts just as much as yours. Remember that.
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“What does an actor know about politics?”
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Malcolm, get out of the middle!
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You know, if you aren’t even going to TRY to make a coherent sentence…
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Silent but muffled by the feet in their mouths.
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My nazi imagery will make me respected, tee-hee!
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I would have to have to sit down in a chair wearing this shirt
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Obama laughs at this man’s bald spot.
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Is that the King of Eight from the old Sesame Street skit?
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Dr. Pon Raul, Dr. of Doctory.
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Someone spent five whole minutes on this!
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Child abuse again
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Nice “Cuban” flag. Fidel Mao salutes you!
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Kenya remember.
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Let’s violently overthrow the government! Wait, I mean I am not seriously considering it, why am I being arrested?
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But have you read Dr. Seuss?
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Another loyal patriot shows how much she loves the USA.
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Nice of that sign to tell us that is it lying.
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Heh, I’m so dumb I think those are real things!
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If you have no arms, how can you hold that sign?
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My two-headed Obama money snake will make me seem rational…
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Another one who will wonder why he gets arrested…
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Pelosi and Reid pull Obama’s strings somehow
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Conservatives, stop beating your babies then.
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Oscar the Grouch was born in Kenya?
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He only hears sane Americans
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Americans for Prosperity (of giant insurance companies)
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Being a moron is hard work.
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Reid is out, now Pelosi alone controls puppet Obama (and sadly not a real www address)
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Umm…crucified Statue of Liberty. Yeah. That certainly…uh…
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Fake Kenyan birth certificate # 6 will prove it!
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We’re not racist, except for how we are racist
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I agree, that guy looks like a nightmare.
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A lot going on in this picture. FoxNews, Dr. King being used by morons, and someone who thinks Socialized Medicine=King of England.
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Again, there were no Czars in the USSR because they were all killed.
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I hope that suit lights up
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I proudly display my ignorance for all to see! Look at me!!
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Gien Beck should stop throwing American flags in the trash. I repeat, these “patriots” throw American flags in the trash!!
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I liked this slogan better on those “Lord’s Gym” t-shirts
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I feel sorry for this kid.
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Because that abstinence only education totally worked…if your goal was to get them all pregnant and diseased!
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I’m serving the country by sitting my fat butt on a lawn chair and calling it charity.
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Teabaggers. They suck.

Wingnut Web: Coming off the Teabaggin' Wagon!

So apparently there was some quaint kind of Tea Party in Washington DC a few weeks ago, an event that this website really didn’t bother to cover much of at all (according to FOX News). In the aftermath of the whole shebang there was much speculation about just how many people attended the event. Reports from media outlets put the number of people taking part in the protest at around 50,000-60,000, a pretty good sized number for any kind of political action. Other commentators, Michelle Malkin in particular (feeding off the sugar-high of edgy conservative placards and some good ole down-home ranting and raving), pulled some obscenely high figure out of her ass and attributed that ABC News reported 1.5 million people were at the 9/12 march.

First some simple math:

1,500,000/60,000 = 25. Even if you stand by the high end of what the media reported the attendance of the march was, Malkin’s idiotic estimation exceeds the media’s reports by TWENTY FIVE TIMES that. Sure it’s hard to keep track of what actual numbers amount to in real life when people throw around the terms million and billion interchangeably, but seriously I thought Michelle Malkin had been around the block enough to know what 1.5 million people looks like (I guess I was as wrong as she is). Not one to be misrepresented by the MAINSTREAM MEDIA, Teabaggers are now touting the figure of 1.7 million people at the march, a number which I’m still waiting for a single person to point to a verified source for. Even better, our last bastion of fair and balanced (and I think we should add the worth “truthful”) reporting from none other than FOX News ran a full page advertisement in many major newspapers the day after the 9/12 march, echoing the same sentiment many protester’s signs pointed out:


FOX Ad

A delicious example of idiots imitating idiots. Like most of the reporting on FOX News, this package had no actual reporting behind it since, ya know, CNN, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, and CBS did actually cover the protest (like there was anything else of note happening that weekend):

Good Morning America on 9/12 Protests (ABC)

I could go on and on with these. Of course FOX News was there at the protest too, but their brand of “reporting” took on a different tone:

Another day, another kRaZy WiNgNuT KlAmE debunked!

Teabag Mania 12 – Oh, ya know, just some more 9/12 photos

Over on Flickr you can check out MeetTheCrazies’ photoset with more pictures 9/12 march than you can shake a Bible at. Here are some choice picks from the set (and hopefully not any duplicates of the tons of pictures Tars has already thrown up here).

Sarah Palin couldn’t be here today, so she has paid this small Honduran man to come to the protest and hold a big sign with her picture on it.

Pailin sign

Ma’am, I believe you mean God and Glenn Beck.

Only God Can Save Us Now

It’s a metaphor, right?

United we stand

This is probably the first major Conservative protest in the history of time where I haven’t been overwhelmed by American flag.Don't tread on the march

These guys are so prepared for this event, for instances of rape and otherwise.

Tyranny Response Team

Ohhh, you mean back when the country was racist? Right?

We People

Wow the crowds barely made it past the reflecting pool?

The extent of the crowds

It’s like a map of all the parts of the country to avoid!

Middle America

“…and this is for 9/11!”

This is for 9/11!

Man, Hitler really did ruin that mustache for everybody, didn’t he?

Faces of Fascism

You get an A for content but a god damn F in graphic design (no, seriously what the hell were you thinking when you were making this? “Oh, maybe if the font was just a little more blue that would be totally rad…”)

An F in graphic design

Well he’s definitely got documents, it just depends on if you believe the Kenyan birth certificate or not.

Undocumented worker

My thoughts exactly!

What?

Teabag Mania 11 – The White House Has A Lyin' African!

Americans so patriotic they are decked out in regalia of another country. A country born from rebelling against America! More images in the Teabagging 912 tag!

Is this a Muslim Confederacy???
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OMG, it IS a Muslim Confederacy!!!
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Oprah secretly rules America
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Don’t let what hit me? Czars?
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Heh, because no one ever used a teleprompter before…
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Thanks for the reminder
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Pennsylvanians declare they will kill government officials!
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Obama is the puppet? I thought he was the Puppeteer!
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Mommy, I want to watch Yu-Gi-Oh! Quiet, Billy, hold these signs! Obama will murder you if you don’t!
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Cartoonists against Obama!
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The hero who will apologize right away!
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That’s nice and…black person alert!
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Burger King is a liberal agency!
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Wait, I know this one…To get to the other side!
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Oh, darn!
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If I put enough Obama Joker photos on this picture, we will defeat Obama!
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Wait, what??
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I’m sure it was them, and not the fact you are a douche bag
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My ;, earn your own!
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I’m Joker/Death! I combined two costumes because I like to be ironic! And my upgrade wife is embarrassed again!
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Hunterwali against Obama!
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Patriotic Americans.
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Loyal Patriot!
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Darn, they’re on to us! Release the Swine Flu!
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Why is Obama an albino?
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Pelosi/Joker is a new one for me!
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Thanks to fellow picture takers/collectors LF, Revelatos715, Tad Ghostal, POTUShead, Amish, Communist Pie, -Zydeco-, kwohlge, and others!

Teabag Mania 10 – AK47's Today's Pitchfork

These teabaggers are the most patriotic people ever! More images in the Teabagging 912 tag!

Patriotic Americans who desire to kill the entire government
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I must seriously think about my sign…
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Huh? Confuse-o-matic 3000
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Black Nixon strikes again!
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Wow, an actual teabagging! This fine young conservative loves to rub his crotch in the face of our nation’s war heroes
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Insane in the membrane…
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What the frak is this garbage? — God
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Even a SciFi Channel monster likes to teabag!
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Mommy made me carry this dumb sign
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Science, who needs that crap?
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Asp
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Visene gets the red out.
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This guy just went as an excuse to dress in drag
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Tasteful
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How can Obama be the Joker AND Two-Face?
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Crazy car alert!
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Referees against Obama!
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Perfect image for what this sign deserves…
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Rosie the Riveter = Communist Police State Imagery.
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If you lie it, they will believe
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Thanks to fellow picture takers/collectors LF, Revelatos715, Tad Ghostal, POTUShead, Amish, Communist Pie, -Zydeco-, kwohlge, and others!

Teabag Mania 9 – Stop Spending Our Money, Robin Hood!

Why are these teabagging reports causing Google Ads to give me ads for Sex Offender Registries? Do they know something we don’t about the participants? And check out ABC angrily refuting the claim they said there were 2 million protesters. ABC claims it was 60,000. But prepare to hear 2 million for the next eight years! More images in the Teabagging 912 tag!

TARP is the wrong president, dude!
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I don’t know if this is a spelling error or a pun error.
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Wrong again, dudes!
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How should we villainize Obama, Earl?
I know, let’s compare him to that dastardly criminal, Robin Hood!
Brilliant! It’s not like Robin Hood is a folk hero and this will backfire!
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Obama, get your hands off my pubic area!
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Sign from a future FBI arrestee…
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Paultard with a long rambling sentence…
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What is more shocking: This sign…or that there is a black person there???
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Someone gave our Founding Fathers PRISON TATTOOS!!!
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ANSWER GLENN BECK’S QUESTIONS!!!!
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Just add sugar!
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You can’t just declare stuff “broke” and have it be true…
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Minorities stealing my monies!!!
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No Neutral Solutions! Those Damn Neutrals, Zapp Brannigan was right!
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Obama loves to rape Medicare, so you are out of luck!
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I see. Tell me more…
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This is pretty much terrible and no joke will save it.
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Protest signs should not be paragraphs long.
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That famous Paul Revere Slogan – “Up Yours are coming!”
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I fear that man’s beer gut might one day try to secede from the rest of him!
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So get lost, loser
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George expresses my reactions correctly
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Someone put effort into this, too bad they are crazy
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It took Dubya to give us Obama
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Death wears motorcycle gloves
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Kill all the minorities in ACORN like the cockroaches they are!
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More to come!
Thanks to fellow picture takers/collectors LF, Revelatos715, Tad Ghostal, POTUShead, Amish, Communist Pie, -Zydeco-, and others!