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I hope you enjoyed your stay in a cave on Mars the past 9 years.
Glenn Beck – Beck to the Future!
After the election of Barack Obama, Glenn Beck has skyrocketed near the top of the Wingnut talking head group. Although not yet able to topple Rush from the top, Glenn Beck has cemented his number two slot, dethroning and worrying competitors Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity. Beck’s radio and tv show has mutated from yet another right wing radio show to one of the most vocal and ridiculous critics of Barack Obama. Beck’s ability to cry for just about everything, along with his constant grandstanding with gimmicks such as The 9-12 Project, have made him a rallying point. The Teabaggers are basically his babies. Just imagine them shooting out of Beck’s vagina, screeching about socialism and “Where’s the Birth Certificate??” Or don’t, because that is disturbing.
Glenn Beck started out on morning zoo radio shows, doing a variety of them across the country during the 1990s. One such job was with Tim Hattrick on Y95 in Phoenix, AZ. A commercial of this has appeared on YouTube:
Glenn Beck’s radio talk show premiered in 2000. His original shows weren’t anywhere near as extreme as now, as you can see thanks to the Wayback Machine archives of his old websites! Check out these archives
There are a few things that would make modern fans cringe. Heck, there are things that make me cringe, like this:
Can’t bleach my eyes enough!!!
How about a Celebrity Death Pool?
The Glenn Beck Celebrity Death Pool
You get get to pick five famous people (four from our Top 20 and 1 write-in) you think might die between now and March 31, 2001. You only get to enter once. The person with the most dead celebrities wins the Glenn Beck Celebrity Death Pool Trophy and a chance to be on the #1 Ranked Glenn Beck Program. Did we mention it’s FREE!
Sounds just dumb until you see…is that St. Ronald Reagan??? Better not let your Wingnut fans see you were predicting their hero to be dead as a doornail for fun and games!
RELIGIOUS SOURCES
* The Bible
* The Gnostic Scriptures
* The Qur’an
* Christology in Context – De Jonge
* On First Principals – Origen
* Jewish Antiquities – Josephus
The Qur’an is not a misprint, he also recommends it in 2001!
Glenn Beck – Qur’an reader! Qur’an recommender. I am sure now he will say it was recommended so that you could know your enemy, but that doesn’t sound like pre-9-11 Wingnut thinking to me. And “da’wah” means the teaching of Islam.
Wingnut Web – The Susan Herbert Gravy Train Chugs Along!
Our good friend and crazy train conductor Susan Herbert popped up again, this time on FreeRepublic.com. It’s the same old story, she posts ginormous paragraphs of text and claims she is the real president because she filed a motion in SCOTUS or something, and she has a beef against Roberts. She really, really, really hates Justice Roberts for some reason. Regardless, FreeRepublic.com seemed more immune to her crazy than Resistnet.com, which should tell you something about Resistnet.com. It also made me realize I still have piles of her crazy crap from Resistnet.com (which seems to have all been deleted, btw) which I might as post as well, because I did all that copying and pasting! That’s my job, thanks to George Soros. 100 Ameros a post. MuHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Previous Susan Herbert here, here, and here (and the other, better Susan Herbert is here)
Keep in mind this entire thing is JUST ONE POST!!!!!!
Good to know…
And that was the end of Susan Herbert. I don’t know what happened, but she probably got deleted because she was too distracting to what Grassfire.org/Resistnet.com wants to do (earn that sweet donation money for themselves!)
FreeRepublic.com HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Most Freeper Reactions are like thus:
But there is always a few loons who are unaware that the thin line between genius and insanity exists for a good reason!
Goldman Sachs = Scum
This video rules.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Keiser
Karmabanque was a hedge fund founded by Keiser which sought to profit from any decline in equity-value of companies who are susceptible to boycott from environmental groups. The hedge fund’s progress was followed monthly in the Ecologist Magazine, edited by Zac Goldsmith. Its targets included Coca-Cola and McDonalds. The Karmabanque hedge fund project was designed to simultaneously short-sell companies while funnelling profits from this activity into environmental and ethical-business pressure groups which further act to drive the price down. Describing the project, Keiser states “The Internet allows people, activists, from all over the world to gather, or swarm, and hit a company where it hurts most — in their stock price.”
Wingnut Web – Putting Lipstick on a Swine Flu Edition
They say that laughter is the best medicine. And nothing makes you laugh like the posts at Resistnet.com! Resistnet posts make you feel like a hyena trapped in a nitrous oxide factory. Even if you are on your last breath, just reading the exploits of the crazies will make you crack a smile and put years on your life. Resistnet.com has been waiting since Day One for Barack Obama to declare martial law so they can start shooting nig– I mean, protecting their property. With their guns. By shooting them. At people. Even if they aren’t on their property. We know Obama will declare martial law and try to suspend elections. Because…uh…you see… Resistnet just knows, okay? You have to be crazy to think otherwise.
It begins…
Alice Grannas knows National Emergencies mean she has feet
How dare Obama make it easier to help people! The monster!
Let’s see, racism, faulting Obama for helping people, faulting Obama for not letting 90% of the world population die, a fake Forrest Gump quote, and it is all a prayer.
I think your film is over-exposed.
If we start gunning down people because of this, the Feds will react! How dare they step in the way of me gunning down federal employees!
I’m going to cut to the chase and say Cynthia Sue Braxton is crazy.
Heh heh heh, “HINI”!
What some guy says he heard on FoxNews and email forwards, the two most trusted sources of information!
Beware the spooky powers!
O. Hitler is a famous short story writer.
Let’s stay level-headed and cool…ID chips! ID chips! ID chips! ID chips! ID chips! ID chips! ID chips!
Alice Grannas shoots everyone who comes to the door. 4 Mailmen this week!
Let’s just make up more stuff! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Why am I dying?
News so important it generated multiple threads
Illegal aliens take our jobs and take our vaccines! You know, the ones we don’t want because they control your mind!
If Alice doesn’t die in a hail of bullets from the cops she will cry herself to sleep.
“David” “C.” “please” “stop” “using” “quotes” “thanks”
carol , mouse warrior of SHADY WEBSITES!
Haven’t you been paying attention? Everyone dies.
Melinda is a racist piece of crap, and a perfect example of Resistnet.com and Grassfire.org’s target audience!
Yeah, Bush would never violate our constitutional rights!
12. And Jesus said unto them “Verily I say unto you, suffer the little children and blow them away. 13. Load your glocks and remember to aim between the eyes. 14. Kill them all and let dad sort it out. Amen!”
carol , mouse warrior of CRAZY
Let’s not panic, One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government!
Join Resistnet.com and get involved with creepy conversations like this!
Swine flu is a myth! I saw it on the internet!
One of you please shoot people because I am too big of a pussy to!
Yes, this entire affair is to protect…Virginia?
carol , mouse warrior of ANNOYING STATE REPS EVERY HOUR
Yeah, all those troops in the streets…
Yeah, allowing vaccinations faster totally equals butchering the opposition.
Yeah, why would anyone think Resistnet posters are racist?
Oh No!
Blah blah microchips, military dictatorship, Jesus… but we AREN’T panicking!
carol , mouse warrior of MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD
It great news for John McCain that there is a military dictatorship in America!
Wingnut Web has to go now, for we caught the sniffles! But don’t worry, the stuff we hack up is nowhere near as disgusting as the average Resistnet.com post, so we’ll be back and stronger than ever soon enough!