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Wingnut Web – cONGRESS IS COMPLICITE? Edition

Wingnut Web has another batch of Resistnet.com stuff from a few weeks ago that I was too lazy to up, but here it is, better late than never. We got chat logs, Nazi accusations, crazy lawsuits, the driving away of sane members, and calls for genocide. Remember, this is the peaceful resistance. Peacefully killing everyone!

But, truthfully, Resistnet is starting to get boring. Membership has dropped off, they are barely getting any new blood, and most of the regulars have wandered off or been chased away by the real crazies. It isn’t a lack of crazy posters, but a lack of activity. When there is activity, it is still crazy (in fact, it is more crazy than before) but the rate of new posts have slacked off considerably. I’d like to think it is entirely due to Wingnut Web, so I declare TarsTarkas.NET Victory! I guess we’ll go over to FreeRepublic.com from now on… Fresh meat!

If viking03a put as much effort into his spelling as he dreaming of presidential suicide, he’d still be a moron, but at least he could spell moron.
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Obama is a man child nazi!
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Lil’ Hitler, the new Saturday Morning cartoon on WNUT-TV!
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These people yell “TREASON!” at the drop of a hat.
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DocFord makes sense for a bit, a dangerous thing on Resistnet.com
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And he’s quickly attacked by one of the mob of crazy. Resistnet.com wins again!
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Everyone in the entire country has been bought off except Wanda. We just don’t like her.
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Something STINKS!! People VOTED?? What the HELL!!!
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Jeffery J. Cole grasps for straws that the Bible will approve his shooting up a 7-11.
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carol , mouse warrior of WAITING TWO HOURS ON HOLD TO BE CRAZY!
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Resistnet calls for a Muslim Final Solution.
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Let’s make up news while waiting for news!
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Obama failed because some people were shot! Unlike that winner George W. Bush, no one died on his watch…
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Why don’t these Muslims appreciate us bombing their cities and killing their families? WHY?
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What about a piece of your ass?
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Thanks for the Facebook update, brah!
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Yeah, if soldiers carried guns than we would have like a bunch more soldiers killing each other! Hooray!
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Muslim Holocaust Guy is still on the crazy train.
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Hey, someone cheering because the shooter lives.
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It’s all your fault, Barack Hussein Obama! Look at my chart for proof!
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EmilyLP is so full of hate it is leaking out of her ears and ruining her sweater. And that was a nice sweater. THANKS A LOT, B. HUSSEIN OBAMA!
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DJ-SEEKER OF CRAZY is still around! Hooray.
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Obama can pronounce words? He must be a Muslim!
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Those Muslims who I hate and call names every day never want to have much to do with me. Obviously because they are evil.
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I guess some guy shooting up an army base means 225 years of history is all for naught.
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FireFly knows because he was around in 1776 to see those cool immigrants.
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IMMIGRANTS! They’re….IMMIGRANTS!!! GAH!
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Obama is a monster because he left America’s borders once.
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Obviously, the dots are connecting themselves!
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I drink your tears. They give me life.
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Wingnut Web out!

Beauty Queens and Sex Tapes

Well, today was an interesting day. As former Miss California Carrie Prejean’s attempts to paint herself as a victim of the “liberal media” slowly implode and news of more and more sex tapes hit the web, we got blindsided over the weekend by different sex tapes of different Miss Universe contestants, Miss Japan and Miss Trinidad and Tobago! Holy beauty queen threesome, Batman! As fun as that news was, what Miss Prejean is doing is not that fun. Prejean is attempting to follow the game of Sarah Palin, declaring everything the media does is a conspiracy to destroy her by secret liberal forces who just can’t handle the truth. The difference here is Prejean has far more damaging skeletons in her closet, skeletons that will soon be prancing around like that old Merry Melodies cartoon.

Prejean (for the few of you who are surfing from India looking for women bathing in sarees that I see on the referral logs) was the beauty queen who says she was against gay marriage but for opposite marriage, thus getting into a catfight with Perez Hilton and becoming the newest blonde lady that Wingnuts flock to. She quickly decided that riding the Wingnut Welfare gravy train was better than being Miss California, so she got fired and then wrote a book (or got ghost written) as news of nude photos and breast jobs got splattered across the web. Then recently, the lawsuit she brought got dropped thanks to the pageant playing a sex tape, which coincided right as Prejean was launching her book tour, leading to this hilariously awkward interview on Larry King:

You can still see Prejean playing the victim, as she does in every other interview about this book (her publicist must have drilled this into her head) and the title of the book, Still Standing, is a testament to the victim card. The victim card is a great way to not take any personal responsibility for your statements, and a tool used more and more by right-leaning women who make dumb statements. It’s almost as if the two go hand in hand. If Prejean was really concerned about not being a victim, she would make efforts to downplay everything instead of steering every conversation in that direction. The reality is she brought all of this upon herself, and takes the cowards way out. That is not a role model, regardless of all the other things she has done. I don’t care about sex tapes, boob jobs, or any of that crap. All we have is someone trying to blame everyone in the universe except the one person truly responsible, and the sad state of their life now that their actions have come back to bite them in the butt.

Jezebel has a pretty neat look at the min-civil war on the Christian message boards as they are starting to realize they backed the wrong horse.

A far more interesting article is by Amanda Marcotte, where she discusses the image of females in the land of purity. Tars Tarkas says check that article out.

Prejean will continue to be in the news as her naked pictures and movies slowly make their way online, so we will not be rid of her for months. Thank God Joe the Plumber doesn’t have a sex tape…yet!

For those of you interested in Miss Japan Hiroko Mima and Miss Trinidad and Tobago Anya Ayoung Chee, this photo is all we can display, along with a suggestion to go to Google. But, yes, they do have a threesome (with Anya’s boyfriend Wyatt) and there are solo tapes of Anya Ayoung Chee with Wyatt. We reviewed the tapes solely in the name of science. Yeah…that’s the ticket!

Beauty Queens making a sex tape together is the ultimate expression of feminism!

Beauty Queens making a sex tape together is the ultimate expression of feminism!

Wingnut Web – Wave Your Tampons Proudly Edition

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…….

Yeah….

I….ummmm…..

Okay.

Do this. I can’t wait for pictures!

Hold you tampons in the air-yer, and wave ’em like you just don’t care-yer!
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Be a REAL PATRIOT and wave your tampons!
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Permission to be lazy, Captain?
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I don’t even want to know what kind of perverted stuff Steven W. is in to….
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Wingnut Web – Who Is Behind Levi Johnston Edition

Resistnet.com is the forefront of Wingnut stupidity. After going super insane with the passage of UHC in the House, Resistnet has continued to grow more and more reactionary and ready to smash any liberals they see. They also want to eat their own, and destroy any RINOs. Also, DIABLO means something, but it is dumb, so who cares. Just ignore DIABLO. If you think you’ve seen all the posts there are on Resistnet that are calling for government overthrow, you are wrong, because we got dozens more right here. Catch them while they’re hot! At the way Resistnet is going, soon Teabaggers will overthrow a Dennys, and then the Dennys will be protested for not being conservative enough. And all I wanted was a French Slam…

Rar! Purge the RINO with fire!
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Yeah, like your teabagging crew has a chance in hell in Cao’s district!
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james is upset Resistnet.com isn’t overthrowing the government enough!
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Micheal Paul Revere spergin’ about the revolution here
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Wingnuts – they just don’t get it!
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Steven W is a little too obsessed with things being shoved down his throat…
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Ann S. joins the chorus for violent overthrow of the government
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We’re here, we’re birthers, get used to it!
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Woah, woah, WHAT? It looks like Resistnet.com is reading Wingnut Web again! Now, since Resistnet is incapable of moderating their own posts and just waits for a third party to criticize them before taking action, how does that promote personal responsibility? In fact, Resistnet.com is being moderated by socialism. Face it, Komrade Dee, you are one of us!
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Paul Danny David didn’t get the memo from the previous post. And LOL at his general choices of a quitter, a crybaby, a drug addict, and a crazy lady – all of who are chickenhawks.
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I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK, didn’t you get the memo? Oh, well, Dee will get around to deleting your post now that it showed up here!
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Real Ultimate Power! Just ignore the fact that a Black Friday strike has been pushed by liberals for years and this idea only exists so Wingnuts can claim the liberal participants and their own.
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Wendy A has never known actual poverty
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dale sampson, your $500 will be spent on Darla D eating out at a fancy sushi place. Resistnet wins again!
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We can convince all 400 million Americans!
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Hmm… GodsModernDayMartyr is calling for burning down of Federal Buildings…. Time to call the FBI again.
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Lawyers with MORALITY? What planet are you from?
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They don’t know because they aren’t crazy. Stop harassing our soldiers with your teabagger nonsense.
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I know I get all my prophecies from a guy in a metal t-shirt
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Don’t boycott us! Soooo broke….need handouts….
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Sigh….time to call the FBI again. Agent Chuck and I are on a first name basis…
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Let’s use socialist imagery in our call to not shop and therefore strike against capitalism to prove capitalism works….or something…
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SHEEPLE in the steeple!
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Sometimes these jokes write themselves!
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I’m not against the Mexicans, but the Mexicans are turning the US into a zoo…
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I’m bringing crazy back. You other Resistneters don’t know how to act!
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Micheal Paul Revere making up numbers again
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Hey, calling for a riot. Resistnet wins again!
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Ten minutes after posting this, I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK was distracted by a marathon of NCIS on TNT and the revolution failed
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(peacefully) REVOLUTION!!!!
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REVOLUTION!!! BRAINSSSS!!!
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Oh, it was Braveheart he was watching that made him go crazy. Wait until he finds out most of the film isn’t true!
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We must protest in DC! Here’s an announcement for a protest not in DC
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Wasn’t Martin J Fee being a huge racist in one of the other Wingnut Webs? I’m too lazy to check
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John McCain won the election but it was a giant conspiracy of everyone everywhere except Chance2, the only person in America not in on the fix. Also John P.
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Yeah…it’s almost like the Republicans wanted to win the seat instead of losing it for the first time since the Civil War!
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Jacque Reece blames LIBERALS for making him to go to HairyButtGirls.com
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NO GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE!!!! (is on government health care)
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You know, I am also a Reverend. It is true. I filled out a form on the internet and became a reverend. That doesn’t mean I’m a jerk and put Reverend in front of my name everywhere I go. And I certainly don’t use my reverend status to call for the overthrow of the US government.
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House of Retards!! why won’t they take us serious?
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They didn’t listen to a few of us, so it’s violent revolution time! Woohaa!!
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Most Rev. Archbishop Gregori the Cable Guy
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The army failed by not overthrowing the government! So we got to overthrow the army so we can overthrow the government!
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Most Rev. Archbishop Gregori calling for violent government overthrow…but only legal violent government overthrow!
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Resistnet wins again…and America loses…
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Levi Johnston was a liberal plant to impregnate Sarah Palin’s daughter months before she was nominated in a SUPER CONSPIRACY to destroy America!
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That’s all for now. Join us next time, as all these posts mysteriously disappear from Resistnet.com’s servers as they pretend that their membership isn’t filled with hundreds of crazy people that are weeks away from being raided by the FBI. Remember the Knights Templar!

Wingnuts go to war against Joseph Cao

Joseph Cao was the lone Republican vote for UHC in the House, and therefore has drawn the ire of the teabagger nation. Besides the craziness from Resistnet.com, Teabaggers have resorted to attacking Cao on Twitter and on Facebook. Washington Independent has a cool sampling of some of the reactions among the teabagger crowd, giving a Wingnut Web-ish article at the same time. Tars Tarkas says check it out!

Wingnut Web – A Shout Out To Piglosi Edition

Well, the House passed a terrible Health Care Reform bill that is far too weak, but that hasn’t stopped every Right Wing Crazy on the interweb from freaking out like there’s a spider on their johnson. Heck, a spider on their johnson might make these guys happy, because then they can shoot their gun at it, miss, blow off their junk, and then go to the hospital. Where they won’t have insurance. Thanks to people like them. And they’ll be happy about it. Yeah. I don’t get it. Completely loony. Insane. Nuts. Teabaggers. And just wait until you see their plans to save America!

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK thinks rescuing kittens is treason
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Let’s see, a guy wanting to take back America by giving away states, followed by racist slurs from a guy unaware that there are a lot of Japanese-Americans on Hawaii. Resistnet wins again!
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No one is taking it, that’s why they ran out so quickly! MuHAHAHAHA!!
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Larry Feutterer…….can’t…..write…..sentences!!!!!!!!!that….are???????readable!!!!!!
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Not traitors to the Cojntry!
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Pray for God to have a giant bowel movement all over DC!
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There was two pages of idiots praying that poor people don’t get healthcare. Yeah. Too sad.

I get all my legal advice from email forwards!
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Resistnet.com – Home to the sanest patriots!
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Okay, time to call the cops again!
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Someone call the WAAAAHHmbulance!
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Let’s troll websites! That will help us retake America!
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The FEMS camps? Girl only camps? Will there be lesbian sex? Sign me up!
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Let’s all go to another site and plan our armed rebellion!
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100,000 cars on every road. 100,000 chickens in every pot!
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The only flaw in our plan is if people have tow trucks…
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Bills passing in Congress? Get my ammo!
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SusieL gives another vague threat on a banner night of vague threats
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Ricky W. Benton wants to find lawyers who want to ruin their careers filing junk lawsuits!
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The lawyers might soon be as famous and respected as Dr. Orly Taitz Esq TE Rev!
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The Republican who voted for healthcare is Vietnamese? Dirty foreign agent!
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Health Care Reform = Race War. Right.
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It’s the million car march! I like Rick’s idea to stop DC by having a traffic jam. I bet he declares it a Teabagger victory every morning during rush hour.
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Let’s make a Teabagger City!
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Here is a nice post that was deleted. Good times…
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We need an alarm! What is a guy named Paul Revere to do?
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DJ has jumped off the deep end and is now posting from her underground bunker in CA
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NOW we expose them. We were just waiting to expose. Because our moms told us to do the dishes.
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I bought 9000 Jump To Conclusion Mats, and Obama says not to use them!
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Obama is in for it now, we’re gonna write a letter filled with lies from a crazy lawyer’s website! MuHAHAHAHAHA!! Resistnet wins again!
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Numbers don’t matter, that must be why they just make up huge numbers for every one of their teabagger events!
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Yeah, I am sure an armed teabagger tent city won’t make you look crazy at all! Also LOL at the moron who thinks people in unions are all jobless.
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DJ is mocking everyone who is not declaring open rebellion
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And let’s end on a note of sad delusion.
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As Resistnet.com went bezerk, there will probably be an update soon enough! Will Teabagger Tent City get off the ground? Will DJ lose power to her underground bunker? Will three guys park their cars in DC and be totally ignored because no one knows they are protesting? Find out on the next Wingnut Web!