Wingnut Web – Dracula Defeated Islam Edition

November 26, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Today’s Wingnut Web has lots of fun facts for you to learn that the LIBERAL SCHOOLS don’t want you to know. Did you know Dracula almost wiped out Islam? Did you know America was founded in 1770? Did you know the media was controlled by the Dark Lord of the Sith? Did you know Sarah Palin was propheted in the Bible? It’s all true! Don’t believe the Mainstream Media. Believe your friends on the internet! Would we lie to you? Okay, maybe that once about our weight loss diet pills. And the Nigerian Prince. Or the Acai berries. The Free Credit Reports. The viagra pills. The low percentage home loans. Basically, if anyone on the internet tells you anything, shoot them in the face.

Machodog shows how macho he is, being an internet tough guy and all. Next up he’ll post a photograph of his guns! (and he doesn’t get banned for this)

In the battle of Dracula vs. Islam, Resistnet sides with Dracula!

I’ll take Crazy Homeschoolers Who Don’t Know 1776 for $200, Alex!

More crazy lady for your enjoyment!

She sure whines a lot for complaining about whiners…

And then the entire theater applauded when I yelled at the guy who was talking through the movie…

DocFord, what are you doing being sensible? This is RESISTNET.COM, you are supposed to be crazy!

elvin stanley needs to stop drinking the gasoline

Crazy beautiful.

We harassed tour guides in Greece then went to Ukraine to get away from Commies…

The MSM is run by Darth Olberman and Sith Lord Maddow

Her idea involves living in a shack surrounded by the cops for 181 days after she shoots a census worker. And bonus wanting a handout for the land! Welfare Queen a-hoy!

Seriously…this plan…will end in death

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Wingnut Web – Glenn Beck’s Plan Leaves Resistnet In The Dark

November 23, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Glenn Beck announced his “Plan” – aka sell a bunch of books to gullible teabaggers who will buy anything that promises to save them from Commie Obama Usurpers – and did so at a rally at a Florida retirement home. He also did so without contacting Grassfire.org/Resistnet.com, who Glenn Beck’s 9-12 Project had been coordinating a march on DC on 9-11-10. Instead, Glenn Beck randomly announces a march on DC on 8-28-10! Yes, two weeks earlier, and on the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King’s I Have a Dream Speech. Prepare for your dream to be co-opted by a jerkoff using the date to sell his crappy book to a bunch of racists, Dr. King! Yes, the whole thing is to support Beck’s upcoming book, The Plan, which has a 100 year plan for America. I am sure the book will be horrible, but not as horrible as Palin’s book. But it will sell a bajillion copies, thanks to the teabagging rallies across the USA. Too bad for Resistnet, though, what with them being caught holding the bag on Beck’s other rally he summarily dropped. I am sure the reaction will not be over the top…

No he didn’t!

Darla D reveals Resistnet got blindsided by the Beckster!

She may be crazy, but at least she sees Beck is just as crazy. They recognize their own

Why let a blizzard stop you from building your Unabomber shack?

Let’s pretend that conservatives will win everywhere and pretend we are smug months before we should be!

ReddDogg trusts no one who isn’t crazy enough!

Patty Parrett is ready to empty out her 401K to give to Beck. He’s going to be rolling in teabagger dough!

How dare you question the Beckster!

If you can’t hang with the ReddDoggs, stay off the teabags!

He’s going to win elections, not with politicians, but with…..something. Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck!

ReddDogg smelled Beck’s behind and doesn’t like it

Another skeptical Beck isn’t crazy enough

More members of the Beck Fan Club!

Henry Wallace wants compromise, the true sign of a liberal appeaser!

How sweet, she thinks Beck actually cares about anything but money

Twittering RedState must be like standing in front of a guy with the stomach flu. Vomit is guaranteed to fall on you.

Secret Mormon Societies! Beck is AntiChrist 2.0!

Riot 24/7 to prove how big of babies we are!

I don’t know how to Google! Help me!

We are at war..with tea..or something…

Rocky calling for unlawful violence? Why I never!

I can’t ever see Pinkstaff’s name and not laugh. Pinkstaff.

Glenn Beck declaring himself the teabagger leader is not about leaders. Right.

We aren’t flocks of sheep, now let’s all follow Glenn Beck…

Stop complaining and mindlessly follow Glenn Beck!

Wendy A asking for a handout? What about bootstraps, you welfare queen?

Glenn Beck won’t return my phone calls and emails and pictures of his name carved into my thigh…

Glenn Beck can eat it! We totally out-crazy Glenn Beck!

Glenn Beck totally screwed them over in order to sell his crappy new book!

blah blah government injecting microchips blah blah. Get a new conspiracy, Captain Boring!

That’s enough screwing over of Resistnet for now! Join us next time as Resistnet gets screwed over by Rush Limbaugh!

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Teabaggers Are Monsters

November 23, 2009ByTars Tarkas

And not the cool kind that destroy cities with radioactive breath. Real life monsters.

Low Tea Party moment symbolic of muddy week

As a journalist covering Chicago politics, verifying information is like climbing a mountain of sand. With each step you take, the deeper you sink.

Last week while researching claims from a local Tea Party activist, I found myself asking a family for proof that they had lost an unborn grandchild.

The family, Dan and Midge Hough, of Chicago, spoke in favor of health care reform and in support of U.S. Rep. Dan Lipinski (D-3rd) at a Nov. 14 town hall meeting in Oak Lawn.

Their daughter-in-law, Jenny, and an unborn grandchild died recently due in part, they believe, to a lack of health insurance. They said Jenny was not receiving regular prenatal care and ended up in an emergency room with double pneumonia that developed into septic shock. Her baby died in the womb, and Jenny died a few weeks later, leaving behind a husband and a 2-year-old daughter.

Catherina Wojtowicz, of Chicago’s Mount Greenwood community, an organizer for a Tea Party splinter group, Chicago Tea Party Patriots, falsely claimed that the Houghs fabricated their story. In an e-mail, she called them operatives of President Barack Obama who “go from event to event and (cry) the same story.”

When the Houghs spoke at the Lipinski event, some Tea Partiers ridiculed them. They moaned and rolled their eyes and interrupted. Midge Hough began to cry.

The audience, Wojtowicz later explained, was exasperated by stories of isolated tragedies that cloud debate over the health care bill itself.

“What we are talking about is the bill,” she said. “We’ve all had family members pass away, but would this health care bill really have prevented (Jenny’s) death? We do question it.”

It certainly was a low mark in a very dark week. What could be more illustrative of our state’s political marshland than openly mocking a grieving family?

“I’m very sorry about the whole lack of dialogue,” Wojtowicz said. “My reaction to Midge? I don’t know what to say.”

Neither do I.

EDIT: FreeRepublic has figured it out! They are all Gypsies!
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Palin Man

November 22, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Seriously…WTF?

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Wingnut Web – FreeRepublic "Ship 'em Back to Africa" Edition

November 22, 2009ByTars Tarkas

FreeRepublic.com racist? Who would have thought! No one, obviously. But it is amazing how worse they have gotten since Obama got elected. FreeRepublic is an awful, awful place that we spend too little time making fun of, mostly due to them being so awful and the fact there are several others like us who monitor them. But in an effort to revisit some of our old Wingnut Web targets, FreeRepublic.com will get the “treatment” a bit more often. And they have plenty of cannon fodder.

It starts out with an innocent story of sending inner city youths to Africa for new experiences..

And FreeRepublic.com is uncharacteristically generous to the poor for some reason…I wonder why…

Mystery solved! They want to ship off the Negroes!

cripplecreek worries they will come back with guns and shoot up the rusty trailers in Nebraska he lives at

Let’s ship every Black person ever back to Africa!

Providing an opportunity to go to Africa = forced busing!

funblonde has a fun idea to get rid of a whole different “undesirable” ethnic group…

More generosity…

guitarplayer1953 and his gun porn sig line would prefer shipping them off into camps with horrible living conditions. Maybe name it Alaskawitz…

Because the pirates are Black, see! Unlike the good pirates, who are Johnny Depp…

Sorry, TurtleUp, but I am quoting them IN CONTEXT and they still make FR look bad.

How could new experiences help children in any way???

RJS1950 thinks Africa is one giant BF1942 Map.

All Africans are Muslims as well despite being gangbangers and pirates.

cripplecreek is going nuts over this idea!

In response to cripplecreek being shown evidence that Africa is not one entire giant civil war he says…

That’s enough racism for one day, but FreeRepublic can’t stay non-racist for long. In fact, old guys on rascal scooters are probably posting racist comments as I type this! And as long as they do, Wingnut Web will be in business…

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Wingnut Web – Glenn Beck’s big plan

November 20, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Glenn Beck vows to go full frontal teabagger in 2010, teaming up with Resistnet.com to teabag the entire US of A! One good thing about this…Resistnet.com will no longer shrivel up and die, they’ll get a whole new batch of crazy mofos that will keep Wingnut Web in business for a long time. Thank you, Glenn Beck, and I hope you get more victories like your victory in NY-23! WooooOOOOooooOOOOooOOOO!!!!!

Glenn Beck to announce ‘big plan’ for 2010

Glenn Beck, the controversial Fox News television host, is planning on becoming more active in the populist conservative movement he spawned, according to sources familiar with his thinking.

At a rally Saturday at a massive retirement community in central Florida, Beck is planning to unveil what he has billed as a “big plan” for 2010, which is expected to involve the 9.12 Project, the group he started earlier this year and named for the day after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, when he says the nation was unified.

“Coming this January, my whole approach changes on this program,” he hinted cryptically on his Wednesday show. “This next year is going to be critical and I think it’s going to change and I think we are going to set it right, at least set our course right. And if that means the Democrats or the Republicans are destroyed along the way, well, good. Good.”

Beck’s Saturday rally, which is set for 3 p.m. will be broadcast live on Fox, and is timed to coincide with the kickoff of a tour promoting his new book, “Arguing with Idiots.”

The 2010 march – called the “We the People Restore Our Constitution March, Rally and 9/11 Memorial” – is planned for Washington’s National Mall. Its other co-sponsor is an online activism group called ResistNet.com.

ResistNet’s Darla Dawald credited Beck with setting in motion the march, but said he’s not involved in its planning. “Glenn doesn’t want it to be about him – always about the people,” Dawald, who is leading march planning for ResistNet, wrote in an email. “He wanted the 9.12 Project people (grassroots) to be involved and step forward – not him.”

Christine Drawdy, a Florida event promoter involved in the Tea Party and 912 movements who is listed as the travel coordinator for the 2010 march, said the permit for the march is in the name of The 9.12 Project’s administrator, Yvonne Donnelly.

Though Drawdy stressed that Beck “is not the leader of” the 912 movement, she added “all he has to do is say something and they’ll jump.”

ResistNet’s Dawald said she was asked to join the march planning effort by Donnelly, who works with Beck on the 9.12 Project website but did not respond to an email message.

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