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A Year in Death – 2009

2009 was a pretty shitty year. Even though it began with the historic election of President Obama discontentedness among Americans over unemployment, housing foreclosures, credit card debt, bank accounts drying up, and Muslims in the White House was at an all time high in 2009. Crazy was also at an all time high last year, which when combined with discontentedness, makes for an alarming trend in violence (and especially gun violence). Most people are still talking about the shootings at Fort Hood and decrying what a horrible tragedy it was (and it was a tragedy arguably the worst of all the events) but I think this selective memory has less to do with the fact that 13 people died and more to do with the fact that Nadal Hasan was a Muslim, which of course is our enemy and we should hate with a fiery passion because look what that “religion of peace” has wrought blah de blah de blah!

If we look back over 2009 and all the bloody incidents that occurred, however, there’s a different picture that emerges. Christian, Jew, Muslim, Scientologist, whatever the creed or race or background of all these individuals they all shared a good deal of discontent in their lives which led them to perpetrate their horrible crimes and murders. Many of them were motivated by hatred towards another type of person or by anger towards the financial crisis (and dem thar jew bankers), or were just crazy off-kilter wackos to begin with who were fulfilling their own destiny by going down in a blaze of gunfire, but in the end many of these people were too ashamed by their situation and probably ashamed about what they just did (killing lots of people) that they ultimately took their own lives after getting their anger out.

I don’t like to dwell on these kinds of incidents, I’m certainly not as morbid as most people I’ve met, but I decided to put together this collection of shootings/murder-sucides in 2009 because there actually doesn’t seem to be a place that has cataloged all this in one place. No, really! Even searching Google News for “2009 shootings” returns nothing related to the major news events that we all remember hearing about last year. It’s important to look at all these incidents as a whole, I believe, and also important to put the American circumstance in 2009 in context. People were pissed, people still are pissed, and we’re probably going to have another recession before the year is out. And add to that equation the many Americans still live in dreadful fear of many things (terrorism, religion, their bank account, police officers, Communists), so we’re not out of the woods yet (plus with the Tea Partiers calling for violent armed revolution I don’t think we’ll hear an end to it until we get a new president). So on that note, I present a chronological chart of all (or as many as I could find on Wikipedia) indicents of violent gun crime in 2009:

The Zone nightclub shootings

When: January 24th, 2009 | Where: Portland, OR | Who: Erik Salvador | Weapon: 9mm handgun

The Deceased: Martha “Tika” Paz de Noboa, Ashley Lauren Wilks, Erik Salvador

The Injured: Jouyuan Trista Chang, Susanna “Susy” De Sousa, Jalontae Howard, Gonzalo Vasquez Orozco, Anne Sophie Rialland, Ana Zambrano Soledispa, Bradley Steven Yoast


Lupoe Family murder/suicide

When: January 27th, 2009 | Where: Los Angeles, CA | Who: Ervin A. Lupoe | Weapon: handgun

The Deceased: Ervin A. Lupoe, Ana Lupoe, Lupoe’s three daughters


Meeks Family murder/suicide

When: January 29th, 2009 | Where: Whitehall, OH | Who: Mark Meeks | Weapon: handgun

The Deceased: Mark Meeks, Jennifer Dallas-Meeks, Jimmy Meeks, Abbigail Meeks


Amador Family murder/suicide

When: February 25th, 2009 | Where: Miami, FL | Who: Pablo Josue Amador | Weapon: handgun

The Deceased: Pablo Josue Amador, Maria Amador, Priscila Amador, Rosa Amador


Oakland Police Officer shootings

When: March 21st, 2009 | Where: Oakland, CA | Who: Lovelle Mixon | Weapon: SKS automatic pistol

The Deceased: Sergeant Mark Dunakin, Officer John Hege, Sergeant Ervin Romans, Sergeant Daniel Sakai

The Injured: Sergeant Pat Gonzales


Binghamton Civic Center shootings

When: April 3rd, 2009 | Where: Binghamton, NY | Who: Jiverly Antares Wong | Weapon: 9mm Beretta, .45 pistol

The Deceased: Parveen Ali, Almir Olimpio Alves, Marc Henry Bernard, Maria Sonia Bernard, Li Guo, Lan Ho, Layla Khalil, Roberta King, Jiang Ling, Hong Xiu Mao Marland, Dolores Yigal, Hai Hong Zhong, Maria Zobniw

The Injured: Shirley DeLucia, Long Huynh


Pittsburgh Police shootings

When: April 4th, 2009 | Where: Pittsburgh, PA | Who: Richard Poplawski | Weapon: WASR-1o rifle, .22 rifle, pistol

The Deceased: Officer Eric G. Kelly, Officer Stephen J. Mayhle, Officer Paul J. Sciullo, II

The Injured: Officer Timothy McManaway, Officer Brian Jones


George Tiller murder

When: May 31st, 2009 | Where: Wichita, KS | Who: Scott Roeder | Weapon: handgun

The Deceased: Dr. George Tiller


Little Rock recruiting office shootings

When: June 1st, 2009 | Where: Little Rock, AK | Who: Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad | Weapon: rifle

The Deceased: Private William Long

The Injured: Private Quinton Ezeagwula


Holocaust Memorial Museum shootings

When: June 10th, 2009 | Where: Washington, DC | Who: James Wenneker von Brunn | Weapon: .22 rifle

The Deceased: Stephen Tyrone Johns


LA Fitness shootings

When: August 4th, 2009 | Where: Collier Township, PA | Who: George Sodini | Weapon: 3 handguns

The Deceased: Heidi Overmier, Elizabeth Gannon, Jody Billingsley, George Sodini

The Injured: 9 others


Gee Family murder

When: September 21st, 2009 | Where: Beason, IL | Who: Christopher Harris | Weapon: Knife/baseball bat

The Deceased: Raymond Gee, Ruth Gee, Justina Constant, Dillon Constant and Austin Gee


Dalton Family murder/suicide

When: September 26th, 2009 | Where: Mount Airy, MD | Who: Charles L. Dalton | Weapon: 12-gauge shotgun

The Deceased: Charles L. Dalton, Jennifer Dalton, Charles Jr. Dalton, Emmaline Dalton


Maxwell Family murder/suicide

When: November 4th 2nd, 2009 | Where: Fayetteville, NC | Who: Billy Maxwell Jr | Weapon: handgun

The Deceased: Billy Maxwell Jr, Kathryn Maxwell, Connor Maxwell, Cameron Maxwell


Fort Hood shootings

When: November 5th, 2009 | Where: Fort Hood, TX | Who: Major Nadal Malik Hasan | Weapon: FN-57 handgun, .45 magnum

The Deceased: Michael Grant Cahill, Major L. Eduardo Caraveo, SS Justin Michael DeCrow, Captain John P. Gaffaney, Frederick Greene, Jason Dean Hunt, Sergeant Amy Sue Krueger, PFC Aaron Thomas Nemelka, PFC Michael S. Pearson, Captain Russell Gilbert Seager, PFC Francheska Velez, Lt. Col Juanita L. Warman, PFC Kham See Xiong

The Injured: 30 others


Orlando Gateway Center shootings

When: November 6th, 2009 | Where: Orlando, FL | Who: Jason Samuel Rodriguez | Weapon: 9mm handgun

The Deceased: Otis Beckford

The Injured: Gregory Hornbeck, Ferrell Hickson, Guy Lugenbeel, Edward Severino, Keyondra Harrison


Lakewood Police officer shootings

When: November 29th, 2009 | Where: Parkland, WA | Who: Maurice Clemmons | Weapon: semi-auto handgun

The Deceased: Sergeant Mark Renninger, Officer Ronald Owens, Officer Tina Griswold, Officer Greg Richard


I’m sure there are some incidents in 2009 that I’m forgetting to mention, but even with an abridged list one can definitely see the uptick in violence, both workplace and domestic, that occurred last year. The list above contains just seventeen, but these were the cases that made the biggest headlines and were the easiest to recall via search. I don’t even want to bother adding up the body count. Here in the conclusion of this post though I’d normally try to make some kind of argument to wrap things up, but really all I have to say here is that this kind of thing is just plain sad. Just plain sad. Let the dead’s passing not be in vain.

Wingnut Web – Using FEMA Camps for Good, Not Evil Edition

Well, on this Martin Luther King Day, let us celebrate by not judging posters by the color of their avatars, but by the content of their posts. And these posts show they are awful, awful people. But what else do you expect from Resistnet.com? We got a bunch of crazy mo-fos today. We got people justifying not giving money to Haiti, we got birthers, we got people threatening to overthrow the US government, we got crazy women writing walls of text, we got a guy saying it is moral to be a greedy SOB, and we got an internet game designer caught being a liar. But don’t worry, the Mass election is already stolen (unless the Dems lose, in which case it is because America is waking up and not because Coakley is a horrible candidate who basically took a month off to do nothing) and Obama is just going to overthrow everything and put us all in FEMA camps. Where life will just be like an episode of Salute Your Shorts. Just call me Kevin “Ug” Lee.

Let’s begin!

If people vote, it’s time to take down America!
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Ed Miller is putting in his buck o’five
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Hey, remember when the Obama’s Coup Fails guys lied and said they were a mix of Republican and Democrats? CAUGHT!
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I am not sure this is legal, but here is is preserved for all time!
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Mexicans, in MY America?
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Look at this warmonger wanting us to invade TWO more countries!
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The Bobby Jindal Birthers are out early…
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Someone actually did this.
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If the Republicans lose in MA, then the entire world will think Americans are wimps! Because us Republicans really care what the rest of the world thinks about us…
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RICHARD SANDERS is disappointed that all his conservative heroes are selfish jerks…
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Gun Avatar Moron #1 says “Screw them Haitians, give me money!”
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This self-centered bigot clown is sending all his money to horrible people running for office and the poor and injured can just frak off. Like Jesus would do!
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Richard Sanders can’t type like a normal human being
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Melinda is a great example of crazy.
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Go, Melinda! Crazy Resistnet up a notch!
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If you give money to Haiti, you are like Neville Chamberlain…
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Blah blah, I love to hear myself talk..
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If we say we’re winning, then we are and everyone we hate are all liberals anyway…
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I think if they read your posts, they would spin so fast we could hook them up to generators and power the entire planet.
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Gee, it’s someone who doesn’t get it so much he almost gets it. Except he’s too stupid to know what he’s doing!
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Unions suck almost as much as my typing!
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Challenge anyone with dark skin. Beat them mercilessly.
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The Duke’s example? So dodge military service to become an actor and pretend you are some military tough guy while in reality you are nothing but a chickenhawk? Sounds like Conservatives have been following him for decades…
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Hey, Cowboy Jim, didn’t we already catch you wanting to overthrow the US Government? Now you want them all to be military (which means Dick Cheney is out, and so is Princess Palin…)
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They are racist against those blacks who will all riot and burn down the inner city because blacks are little children but liberals are the real racists!
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Maxstake: You are a raving lunatic. Thanks for asking!
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Maxstake proving my point right here…
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Let’s go crazy!
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We can’t help Haiti because the Constitution specifically says “Don’t help Haiti”
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Why doesn’t the Dominican Republic take the lead? That way the US won’t have to help Black people who will all become welfare queens.
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Maybe your wife shouldn’t be waiting for a handout!
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Me caring about nothing but getting me money? Totally moral. Jesus was all about getting wealth!
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Melinda is back with a block of crazy!
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Charlie Mike dares to challenge the Melinda
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Melinda pounces! She probably was so upset over this she spent the night writing a manifesto about how Charlie Mike is Obama’s father.
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So Sonny writes about having driven a few black people out of his town with an angry mob as if it was just commonplace. Resistnet wins again!
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That’s enough Resisting for now. Tuesday is the big election, so expect a bunch of posts about how the election was stolen or about how Obama is doomed next time. Whatever the outcome, Wingnut Web wins because they’ll make the updates for us! WoooooOOOoooOOo!!!

Haiti's other catastrophe

It’s not often that Haiti comes up in the news, so I thought I’d take the opportunity to draw attention to the “aid” it has already been receiving up until this point.  Following the 2004 coup in Haiti, the UN established a mission in Haiti called MINUSTAH.  The US component of MINUSTAH is the Department of State’s CIVPOL program, which sends contractors over to train up a national police force.  If this sounds kind of similar to what’s being done in Afghanistan, it’s probably because one of the same companies, DynCorp, was given the contract to do it.  Unfortunately, the results have been very similar as well:

– Tuesday, 26 October, Fort National, Port-au-Prince. Individuals reported to be members of the police burst into a house and kill at least seven people;

– Wednesday, 27 October, Carrefour Péan, Port-au-Prince. Four young men are killed in the street in broad daylight by individuals wearing black uniforms and balaclavas. Witnesses identify their vehicles as police patrol cars.

– Martissant, October. A 13-year-old street child is arrested near the National Theatre by the naval police. At the police station, he is questioned about the hiding places being used by the “chimères” (armed groups said to be supporters of former President Aristide) are hiding and brutally beaten by police while handcuffed and blindfolded.

– Martissant, 20 October. A man is arrested in front of witnesses by individuals wearing black uniforms and balaclavas. They put a plastic bag over his head before brutally beating him. He is being detained at a police station in the capital.

These abuses continued all the way through 2008, when they were awarded with a contract to expand their mission.  They proceeded to do so right over some nearby homes:

According to Cite Soleil mayor Charles Joseph and a DynCorp foreman at the site, funding for the base expansion is provided by the State Department’s U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), a very unorthodox use of development aid.

Lawyer Evel Fanfan, the president of the Association of University Graduates Motivatd For A Haiti With Rights (AUMOHD), says that about 155 buildings would be razed if the base expansion goes forward.

“They started working without saying a word to the people living there,” Fanfan said. “The authorities have not told them what is being done, if they will be relocated, how much they will be compensated or even if they will be compensated.”

Most of the buildings targetted are homes, but one is a church.

“They have begun to build a wall around the area to be razed,” explained Eddy Michel, 37, an assistant to Pastor Isaac Lebon who heads the Christian Church of the Apostle’s Foundation, which serves some 300 parishioners. “They have already built a 10-foot high L-shaped wall, which cuts us off from the road. Once they complete the rest of the wall, the remaining ‘L’, we will be completely enclosed and we fear the destruction will begin.”

I’m still waiting to see what happens with the new aid being sent after the earthquake, but President Obama has named a new USAID administrator who appears to be handling things well.

Update:

No contractors for the relief effort at least:

The deployed soldiers were coming from the 82nd Airborne Division at Fort Bragg, North Carolina, and more forces from the 3,500-strong 2nd brigade would be heading out on Friday.

“Things are in motion,” Tallman added. “We’re getting folks there as fast as we can to provide humanitarian assistance.”

It was still unclear if the entire brigade would be deployed, he said.

The military had ordered the USS Carl Vinson aircraft carrier to Haiti along with a hospital ship, destroyers, several Coast Guard cutters and transport planes as part of a major operation to bolster relief efforts after Tuesday’s massive quake.

Haiti, disasters, and people worse than monsters…

The recent Haitian earthquake is a disaster of epic proportions. It is simply awful. But, some people just say completely horrible things. I don’t understand these people. They must be mentally ill. Or just fucking crazy. In any event, even in the worst of times, you will always have a right wing jackoff saying horrible things on the internet. Welcome to reality! So after you’ve donated to the Red Cross, read up on some things that will make you lose faith in humanity. REMEMBER TO DONATE FIRST, because some of you might not have the stomach to afterwards. You have been warned.

I will start this out with something I have never been able to truthfully say: The crazy posts you will see here are in the minority, and actually had a few people calling them out for being so damn awful. Not many, and not all, but some.

Haiti is literally hell on Earth!
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CBS faked Katrina for the epic ratings!
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cripplecreek shows up enough on the Wingnut Web we should offer him a salary…
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Hispaniola, home of the Sith!
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George Obama doesn’t care about non-black people!
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HA! Five people died, it’s hilarious!
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Why doesn’t God Earthquake the hell out of the Middle East? Does God worship Islam?
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See, this is why I told you to donate to the Red Cross first. Because now you know all that money went to Obama’s pockets! MuHAHAHAHAHAHA!! We got your money!
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God is really sort of a jerk…
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Haitians are the Original Welfare Queens!
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Haiti should just write a check to itself…
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This conspiracy of…something…totally proves Obama was born in Kenya!
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Haiti needs to bootstraps itself out of this earthquake.
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What the fuck?
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You can’t handle the secret horrors of Haitian Voodoo! I saw it on an episode of Heroes…
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I spit out my coffee in shock at your assertions that Haiti is a tragedy!
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Did hundreds of thousands of people die in that?
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As much fun as a few FR idiots are, you have to remember their inspiration has been screaming pretty much the same thing. First he bashes the island of Haiti:

After earthquake, Rush says Haiti produces “zilch, zero, nada,” asks when Obama will call for Aristide to be returned

Then he goes all racist on us!

Limbaugh: Obama will use Haiti to boost credibility with “light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country”

Granted, Pat Robertson probably has said the dumbest public comment when he said that the earthquake was because Haitians swore a pact to the devil.

But don’t worry, FreeRepublic, the worst comment I found about Haiti comes from our old favorite, ResistNet.com, where a guy actually wrote Haitian Earthquake fan-fiction to try to tickle your funny bone. leon lunsford is our Douchebag of the Day!
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Predictions for Massachusetts

Here at TarsTarkas.net we’ve all been busy wearily counting down the few remaining days till January 19th, 2010. It’s not a countdown we’ve been anxious to keep track of, but on January 19th, 2010 Massachusetts (which hereforth will be referred to as Mass. because the former is too hard to spell) will hold the first general election of the year. Fortunately for us though, this vote is only a special emergency election to pick who will fill the seat Ted Kennedy left behind when he died last year (and was buried with Obamacare). The real 2010 election cycle won’t really heat up until March, but the passing of January 19th marks the day when the media will never start shutting the fuck up about election news (bringing loads of 30-second campaign ads between the news programming with it) and also resembles an Armageddon-like coming of time for us who pay attention to such things.

However, this race is also kind of a Waterloo moment for the Tea Party/Birther crowd since they, for the first tangible time, will have the opportunity to put an R-MA into the Senate thus very discretely slightly tipping the scales in favor of the minority party. Now, I could sit here and give you my opinion about the state of Mass. and all the people who live there and the ways it’s divided politically and how things are pretty close in the race to begin with and who I think might win, but that’s not what is important to me with 9 days to go before people start casting ballots (some of them possibly the undead as registered by ACORN so watch out).

Given the way most Tea Birthers usually react to bits and pieces of seemingly important news (oh boy they were not happy when Orly got her lawsuit thrown out of court) I am instead going to focus my efforts more towards making some Nostradamus shit happen here and predict just how people will react to the results of the election. As I gaze into my magic crystal ball I see two possible outcomes of the 2010 Mass. election:

I. Republican candidate Scott Brown will win one of the longest held Senate seats by a Democrat (and a Kennedy, in Mass. the dynasty’s home court!) in the United States and will be lauded as the savior to the Conservative cause and there will be much rejoycing. Most people will probably go on with their lives after that, but Tea Partiers will hale this as a God-sent victory to their movement and use it as a motivation to push candidates from other states elections on their family and friends, and most importantly people on online message boards! This isn’t so hard to imagine since Brown has a 48% of the vote according to an article on Talking Points Memo and there has been a lot of enthusiasm put behind this guy by the Tea Party crowd who are probably going to turn out to vote for him. You can probably imagine what the positive reaction will be like.

II. Democratic candidate Martha Coakley wins the heated race and is hailed as a real leader we can believe in and there is much rejoicing. Mass. continues to be the same haven of liberal ideals it has always been and people more or less go on with their lives. Stunned and disappointed by their candidate’s close but shocking loss Birthers/Tea Partiers immediately go on the offensive accusing the nebulous “Democrats” of coordinating with ACORN to rig the election and demand a run-off election or a vote recount be considered in light of the heinous robbery of freedoms that has just taken place. With the amount of enthusiasm on the Right for these elections I would not be surprised if the results of every important race this year are contested by these people, but just like with every other cause Birthers have taken up, they are laughed in the public and in the media due to their claims. Dr. Orly Taitz possibly files a civil lawsuit against every branch of the Mass. state government.

One thing we can be sure of in advance is that the reaction from the Birther/Tea Party community will be mixed in opinion and will most certainly be an angry and bitter one. There will definitely be some complaining to do in their camp. As our countdown to Mass. election day continues here, we at TarsTarkas.net toast to you, our readers, and urge you to take advantage of your radio and television news before the 19th comes around and election season coverage and constant campaign commercials render it unwatchable by human standards until the summer. Cheers!

Wingnut Web – TarsTarkas.NET is Infiltrated Edition

Oh Noes! TarsTarkas.NET is in trouble! In case you haven’t noticed, TarsTarkas.NET has been infiltrated by militia types who are destroying this site. Or so that was the plan, but no one could be bothered to do anything (as usual from these keyboard militias) and thus TarsTarkas.NET was saved. TarsTarkas.NET victory! Of course, doing what we do, we have people talking about us all the time. And the best part is, we know about it. Yep, that’s right. We know. And sometimes, we share. Because sharing is caring. So let’s go all Care Bear Stare and check out what The Well Regulated Militia (http://militias.ning.com) thinks of TarsTarkas.NET (we’ve met them before here and here and many members are also Resistnet.com members):

It begins…
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It’s gonna go down, son, and TarsTarkas.NET will pay
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fedup! got fedup with figuring out how to comment or join the forums or send an email
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We are so brainwashed that only the communistiest communists can give us orders.
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fedup! is TarsTarkas.NET’s biggest fan. Just wait until they find out we have multiple accounts as members of their militia. And we have blog commentors who are also undercover in their militia. With the recent infighting in their militia and people dumped, it is probably there is hardly any members of that militia at all.
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GodsModernDayMartyr (a name that totally doesn’t mean they want to get gunned down by the Feds) falls for another ruse.
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TarsTarkas.NET: buncha dumbasses, utterly brainwashed, just plain evil, and self-destructing boobs.
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Well, there you go. If you want to see this thread, too bad, it got deleted weeks ago during one of the many militia.ning.com infighting spats where threads were deleted left and right and many emails were sent out with various people pointing fingers. The FBI doesn’t need to follow these guys, they’re too busy destroying themselves. This is why children shouldn’t have guns.