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Wingnut Web – Every French city is burning, every day and night.

So I was cruisin’ down the street in my 6-4, listening to a guy opine about how his shorty is a melody that constantly replays in his head and I realized I hadn’t stopped by Resistnet.com lately to see how their Patriotic Resistance to sanity, decency and common sense was going. So here is the low-down: They are still crazy! Shocking, I know. What is sad is I haven’t even posted literally hundreds of posts of crazy stuff, and yet each time I go there I find dozens of stuff. It’s like a never ending fountain of garbage! So let’s turn this trash into treasure and bring on the Wingnut Web!

Because nobody paid Resistnet to participate in this Tea Party!
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Real Patriots watch conventions that are actually giant scams
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Wait, I though Scott Brown was your new dreamboat, now you’re throwing him under his own truck?
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Just make up Sarah Palin returning the money if that makes you feel better, even though she’s spending it on shoes to crush little people like you beneath her heels with.
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Forget those guys, do stuff for us!
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McCain, You Got DUMPED!!!
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Melinda is completely nuts, but what do you expect from the Pray for Princess Palin Guy’s “wife” (aka his second third fourth account)
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Yes, it will be easier to take over the GOP than it will be to ignore one part of the Teabagger Union
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Marty McFly takes on Sarah Palin, Resistnet gets their panties in a bunch!
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No one believes the facts of Sarah Palin speaking only for money, except Marty
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We should all support Sarah Palin ripping off all of our money because of Free Markets!
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Henry’s Mom does not have it going on.
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Larry Braid is in the trenches every day! The trenches of claiming everyone is a fake patriot but him.
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Going Rogue (aka vomiting out conservative talking points while being an attractive female) paid millions, but whatever…
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If Sarah was VP, SusieL would be in a ditch, shanked in the back by Sarah Barracuda herself
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Sarah Palin’s star continues to get dimmer and dimmer…
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And here come the morons to defend Sarah Palin writing on her hand!
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Melinda is completely making crap up here, because facts are for losers!
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Henry’s Mom is perfectly okay with making Sarah Palin rich and keeping herself poor doing so!
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Henry’s Mom is also very knowledgeable about Anti-Sarah Palin trolls… Hmmmm…..
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Marty is burnt out on Palin, while Henry’s Mom repeats a lame joke
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Mindy fantasizes about having sex with the Orkin man…
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Henry’s Mom is obsessed with pee…
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Palin didn’t stutter when reading three words off of her hand, thus proving she should be president!
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Let’s just post our dirty laundry for everyone to see!
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Resistnet.com keeps it classy!
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Every French city is burning, every day and night.
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Your husband said to get off of the internet
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The Republicans were NEVER a third party because I declare it so!
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I have determined the secret of Glenn Beck: He is Lady Gaga!
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Hey, way to sound exactly like the guy who crashed his plane into an IRS building!
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Birthers rule, Truthers drool!
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In steps Beau Burdge, Truther extraordinaire, to go completely off the rails. Complete with bonus CSA avatar!
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Oh, you might be mistake about one or two things…
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Basically, if you write anything long on the internet, dozens of people will assume you are an expert and believe you without any evidence
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Enough indeed
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Gun Avatar Guy is very obsessed with Obama being shamed. Almost as if he has a black guy shaming fetish. So now we know what kind of gay porn AZ-concerned rents
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We end on some now deleted Truther craziness from our new favorite Truther!
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Resistnet.com will only get nuttier and nuttier.

FreeRepublic.com and Niger

Niger is just one letter off from FreeRepublic.com’s favorite word that none of them say because it is the only thing you can say that is actually racist, according to them. But what happens when actual news happens in the country of Niger? Obviously, N-word jokes! Ah, FreeRepublic, so hilarious it hurts….or maybe that pain is my soul imploding…

Here comes the posts!
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babygene gets close, but then the ball gets hit out of the park…
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Congrats to Pessimist for being our Racist Douchebag of the Day!
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Old Texan agrees with Pessimist that he wants to celebrate throwing around racial slurs like they’re candy at the parade.
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We must avoid confusing the old white racist demographic!
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Another douchebag joins the chorus!
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If you think this is just an isolated incident, then you probably haven’t read a damn thing we’ve been posting on the TarsTarkas.NET Blog for a while now. So you should probably stick around and read some more. Friend of the site and fellow goon Seventyfour did some work on the Niger tag on FR and found more examples of the same lame “joke”

Story goes up…
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july4thfreedomfoundation is here to take the bait!
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Next up…
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Next down…
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Story up…
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And the joke is broken by the guy who posted the article, Loyalist
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naturalborn is a Birther and a racist? How can that be?
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Hey, look, Loyalist posting another article so he can make the same racist joke!
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One more article…
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Again posted by Loyalist, making the same racist joke again! He loves that racist joke so much, he married it!
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Oh…I have the feeling this won’t be the end of Niger jokes….

Wingnut Web – The IRS are the REAL TERRORISTS Editon

So a crazy crazy dumbass named Andrew Joseph Stack III got mad because the IRS didn’t fall for his fake religion con and wanted money, so he burned down his house with his family still inside (they got out thankfully) and then crashed a plan into an IRS building. Seriously, he was crazy. And he posted a gigantic rant on the internet filled to the brim with crazy craziness. It looks like he killed two people with his crazy stunt. So what is the reaction of our favorite Wingnuts? Will they cheer on someone attacking the IRS? Or condemn the crazy guy for being crazy? Let’s find out….

It’s okay to kill people if they’re people I don’t like
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Killing innocent people? Hilarious! Hehehe….. Snort!
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Quoting this dude just because he has a giant Viking picture for a sig!
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Paying your fair share and funding infrastructure that makes America great is Terrorism!
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Bookie1066 – thinks killing 5000 people is a good idea. Also bonus crazy sig!
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Sancho Iligalo! Hilarious! You should write for Seinfeld!
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skimbell is happy because crazy people go crazy and he can sit at his computer and do nothing while pretending to be a “Patriot” while another moron declares the IRS is the real terrorists
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Let’s drop a bomb of crazy into this thread!
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Someone will cheer if people go Henry Bowman? Who is Henry Bowman? Only the main character of a novel Unintended Consequences (popular at gun shows!) where he spends the whole thing gunning down Government Employees. And this fucker will cheer them on. That’s a real terrorist! FreeRepublic.com chose to NOT delete this comment.
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Dead Corpse is another crazy mo-fo. He’s an OathKeeper and a 3%er, meaning he’s a paramilitary crazy frakface.
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And also desperate to overthrow the US government!
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Don’t insult my Texas Secession buddies!!!
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metmom is another one who hates the IRS and thinks anyone who doesn’t want to kill them is a terrorist sympathizer!
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Joe Stack is the GREATEST AMERICAN HERO WHO EVER LIVED! You only wish you were patriotic enough to burn down your own home while your family was inside! GI Joe has NOTHING on Joe Stack!
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First reply of the first thread about the plane hitting the building:
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Hurr!!!
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RoseofTexas thinks she’s living in Gotham City!
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Joe Stack was framed! 2-18 Trutherism!
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Everything that ever happens ever is a terrorist attack!
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They will cover up this crash and no one will acknowledge it happened!
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Bill 0’Reilly (notice the ZERO they used in his name so he can’t search on Google for them talking about him!) is in on the 2-18 conspiracy theory!
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Quick! Spin him away from us!
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Crashing into buildings will help us….somehow!
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If this guy knew about Obama, he’d crash planes into dozens of buildings!
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No, Holocaust Shooter James Wenneker von Brunn WAS a White Supremacist and he POSTED ON FREEREPUBLIC.COM!!!! What the frak??? FreeRepublic deleted all his posts! More here!
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If he did, it would just get deleted
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Let’s check in on how Joe Stack is getting spinned now:
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I see….

And what does Resistnet think of all this???
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Until next time….

Wingnut News Droppings

All the latest crazy news:

the NYTimes wrote a keen article about the Tea Party and Keith Olbermann did a special comment about them.

From the Grosser Than Gross Dept.: Taitz was “hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter, more of a nympho than I’ve ever met.

A teabagging nutbag (redundant) who is currently nameless has called for the hanging of Democratic Washington Senator Patty Murray:
“What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd? What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd. He got hung. And that’s what I want to do with Patty Murray.”

CPAC starts Thursday. What 12-year-old will excite old white guys this year? Also, Glenn Beck will headline, and the Acorn Pimp and his “Please send me money” girl (James O’keefe and Hannah Giles) will get a special award. This year it is XPAC. Don’t tell the actual X-PAC, and don’t tell CPAC that X-PAC made a sex tape with Chyna and naming their convention after a sex tape maker is totally conservative.

Also, whoever the frak the Autotune the News guys are, they will be there too. To do something.

One Night In Chyna

Captain America battles Teabaggers, Marvel apologizes

First, let me apologize for the lateness of this post. Between ER visits, my wife’s birthday, and Valentine’s day, this kept getting delayed to the point where it became a huge story.

For those of you who had equally busy lives this week, you may not know that in a recent issue of Captain America (#602), the good Captain and his friend Falcon need to go undercover in an anti-government group. A group that has protests against the Federal Government, and carried signs identifying them as Teabaggers. Par for the course, as Captain America has regularly taken on enemies of America. But, the Teabaggers in real life were angry. They were mad at the picture stories that said they were bad, so they threw a temper tantrum and screamed until Marvel apologized.

Marvel is now owned by Disney, who the Fundies hate anyway because Mickey Mouse doesn’t stone the gays at the theme parks, so pretty much anything Marvel doesn’t isn’t going to appease crazy idiots who weren’t buying your stuff in the first place. So I say, don’t bother to apologize, because there is nothing to be ashamed of in fighting Right wing idiots bent on warping the country into their own personal Hell.

So here is the offending panels (Click for HUGE!):

And here are some typical FreeRepublic.com reactions:

These comic books are something only losers read, that’s why I’ll make a big fuss!
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The free market is obviously a sign of outside foreign influences! And good job not reading Liberality!
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Bryanw92 boycotts everything, leaving him nothing to do but to sit in the dirt. On the RIGHT side of the dirt.
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Sooooo much stupid in one tiny little post!
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Before the Internet Marvel was 100% hippies selling arms to Saigon
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Oh, Travis McGee, your racist screed will be featured here soon enough…
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Maybe if SevenofNine (don’t tell him the Federation are space socialists!) actually read comics he would be able to speak English.
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First of all: Taint. Second of all: Free market, baby!
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Rastus sure reads a lot of comics for hating comics so much. Even I don’t know that much about Seige! I did read Planet Hulk, and I recommend it to everyone.
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Yeah, make your protests even more of a giant circus! Please?
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For some perspective, besides Captain America’s own title, one of the best Captain America books was What If?, which featured various alternate outcomes of classic Marvel Comics events. Thus, Captain America showed up a lot, and many times fought against evil duplicate Captain Americas. In this particular one, a crazy, Right Wing guy has assumed the role of Captain America and proceeds to make it into what is probably a Teabagger’s wet dream:
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But then the Real Captain America returns to beat down the crazy:
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So What If? rules, Captain America rules, and Teabaggers don’t.

California is under attack!

While this kind of plunder is routine in California, the birthplace of corporate personhood, things are getting pretty absurd recently with a full scale attack on our lives being waged on multiple fronts.

Energy

PG&E is attempting to put an initiative on the ballot to amend the constitution to protect their monopoly:

SAN FRANCISCO — Pacific Gas & Electric Co. is funding a June ballot initiative that would amend California’s constitution to make it much harder for cities and counties to offer residents another choice for buying their power.

The investor-owned utility, which has about 15 million customers in northern and central California, has already spent $6.5 million on Proposition 16, according to state campaign records. The company is the sole source of the initiative’s funding.

The initiative would require a two-thirds, or super-majority, vote before local governments could create a new form of public power called “community choice aggregation,” or CCA. These public power entities, made possible by state legislation passed in 2002 after the state’s energy crisis, allow cities or counties to buy energy on the wholesale market to sell to residents.

The “state’s energy crisis” being a reference to Enron.   Their argument is the standard against more direct forms of democracy with a revealing little twist:

PG&E says a constitutional amendment is needed to protect taxpayers and ratepayers from possible losses incurred by inexperienced local governments entering the risky power wholesaling business.

The reference to increased costs for ratepayers seems to be a tacit admission that they’ll raise rates on the captive consumer base that stays with them–skipping the initiative and passing on $6.5 million in savings would be unthinkable–to make up for the ones they lose. Nevertheless,  it’s related to us as being the potential result of reckless city councils interfering with a benevolent private monopoly with remarkable ease.

Health Care

Blue Cross raising its rates by approximately 34% was so bad that it made national news and seems to have temporarily backfired on them:

The parent company of Anthem Blue Cross has canceled a meeting next week with investors to review its 2010 financial outlook so that executives can prepare for a congressional hearing into its large rate hikes for individual policyholders in California.

A subcommittee of the House Committee on Energy and Commerce has called WellPoint Inc. Chief Executive Angela F. Braly to testify Feb. 24 about premium increases of as much as 39% for many of Anthem’s 800,000 individual policyholders in California.

The canceled meeting understandably pissed off their investors a bit, causing their shares to drop by 2.3% today, though they’re still up from a few months ago due to the assurance they have from Congress that no real reform will take place:

In response, they’ve apparently decided to seek more vulnerable prey whose pleas for help are less likely to be heard:

Patients who are covered by Anthem Blue Cross may have trouble finding a physical or occupational therapist who will accept their insurance. A growing number of therapists are rejecting new contracts with Anthem that pay them half of their normal rate. Anthem has offered the new lower-rate contracts to physical, occupational, and speech therapists. The insurer says it’s cutting the reimbursement rate to help control rising health care costs.

Anthem has offered the new lower-rate contracts to physical, occupational, and speech therapists. The insurer says it’s cutting the reimbursement rate to help control rising health care costs.

Water

Senator Feinstein has decided to try and put a brutal end to the ongoing battle to preserve profits for both Central Valley farmers and California’s little known water robber-barons.  For a detailed explanation, check out this article by Yasha Levine at exiled, but it basically works like this:  Stewart Resnick, the politically connected owner of the massive Roll International Corporation, essentially “Enron-ized” a huge share of California’s water:

The story of how the state’s largest water bank — jump-started with $74 million in taxpayer money — ended up as an integral piece of the private empire of Stewart Resnick begins with a lawsuit, or at least the threat of it.

A seven-year drought ending in the early 1990s pitted Southern California water contractors, such as the Metropolitan Water District, against agricultural contractors, such as the Kern County Water Agency. Each region made its case to the state, telling why it deserved to receive the water guaranteed by long-standing contracts. In the drought’s worst years, urban users got 30% of the draw, while Kern farmers received less than 5%.

In 1994, agricultural and urban interests threatened to sue the state for nondelivery. The main parties gathered in a closed-door meeting in Monterey to hash out a settlement. Public interest groups, environmentalists and smaller water contractors — locked out of the meeting — cried foul.

When it was over, the very flow of California water had been redirected.

With the new direction being straight into Resnick’s private control.  This was working out (for him) quite nicely until this year.  The recession and lower than average rainfall have motivated California agribusiness to fight to retain their share of corporate welfare.  Enter Senator Feinstein to play the role of King Solomon in her own very special way:

Sen. Dianne Feinstein ignited a firestorm among fellow California Democrats on Thursday as word spread of her proposal to divert Northern California water to Central Valley farmers.

Feinstein wants to attach the proposal as an amendment to a fast-tracked Senate jobs bill. She is pitching the plan as a jobs measure to address the economic calamity in the Central Valley. It would increase farm water allocations from 10 percent last year to 40 percent this year and next, an amount that farmers say is the bare minimum they need.

Where “farmers” is meant to be understood as agribusiness.