Wingnut Web – Resistnet Birther Crazytown!

March 3, 2010ByTars Tarkas

So, at TarsTarkas.NET, we’ve been following the saga of the Birthers with much interest. As Birther Queen Professor Orly Taitz MD writes the UN and demands protection, Birthers online have become more persecuted, largely due to several sites wising up and kicking their crazy butts off. But that just makes the Birthers whine even more loudly. Birthers are worse than Furries, with their cries of persecution. If Birthers weren’t also the same people who would deny all federal funding for treatment of those with mental illnesses, I would feel sorry for them. Instead, I just enjoy the show, my never-ending supply of popcorn being buttered by the constant river of Brither crazy posts. And now Resistnet.com is becoming a Birther mecca. But don’t take our word for it, take many, many of their words!

The Birthers throw down the gauntlet and demand that Glenn Beck kiss their ring (said ring made from a birth certificate origamied the frak up!)

Anita D. Phillips starts us strong with random accusations of Muslims, Manchurian candidates, and the expressed desire to shame that negro for daring to be president!

Obama owns Snopes, Fact Check (whatever that is, Factcheck.org?) and the Associated Press (maybe he should tell the AP to stop being so insulting to him…) But we now know Sky King is an expert in packing butts.

Chris is so far ahead of the game he thinks Hillary will run for president again in 2012 after Obama is shamed away in 2011. Boy will he be sad.

Let’s save the country by not being Birthers!

Let’s make up things that Obama admitted! It’s as good as real proof! (WTF is “the fish does rot from the top”?)

Nancy Simmons now hates America

If Glenn Beck doesn’t apologize to me personally, then I’ll just have to keep making meaningless posts on the internet!

jcdaley will go insane when Obama is reelected. INSANE.

Chris is ready to wage ultimate war!

NOOOO!!! They got to J.D. Hayworth! He’s been replaced by pod people also!

Truthers are CRAZY, unlike us, with all this evidence that we don’t have…

No, wait, Truthers and Birthers are like peas in a pod. Pod People!

I am perfectly comfortable being crazy. It is perfectly comfortable sitting in this giant kiddie pool filled with chocolate pudding naked and I love doing it at the mall. Only mindless Obots want me to cover up.

WAHHH!!! Beck no love us!

victoria barard sure hates Glenn Beck despite watching him every day and him being her hero until he insulted one (1!!) of her beliefs.

Beck and O’Reilly are double-teaming the Birthers! It’s a steel-cage match!

FoxNews is in on the Birth Certificate Conspiracy, because…..uh….IT JUST IS!!!

This woman writes entire novels dedicated to demanding various entertainers apologize to her. Her novel about how Sting needs to apologize because Tantric Sex is against God was 978 pages long.

They can’t stop us! Our crazy is our gasoline!

Okay, this is the ultimate post. So the Right Wing and Obama are in cahoots to have Obama be president despite not having a birth certificate, and when the birthers close in, Obama will pretend that the Right is attacking him so the birthers get drowned out in all the noise. And this giant conspiracy that everyone on the planet is in on except for a few posters on Resistnet.com has only been exposed by the few posters on Resistnet.com and Prof. HM Orly Taitz TE with NO ONE ELSE coming forward about this gigantic plot. And we aren’t birthers, we are Article2ists!

Now, as you saw with the crazy crazy crazy up above, the birthers destroy anything they come in contact with, because they hijack everything into the birth certificate discussion. Thus, a few places such as RedState.com have cleaned house and banned all the birthers. More mainstream Republican candidates are trying to back off of the crazy claims despite the popularity with the birtherism with the teabagger crowd. Thus, we get this article talking about it:

First up is Dee, who is quick to declare there is no leader in the Tea Party, except those of us with Admin in our names! He logic also makes TarsTarkas.NET a leader in the Teabagger movement because we are part of everyone…

No, THEY EXTREME! We normal! NORMAL!

John Kerry locked up Obama’s records!

patriot proves he is a patriot for the country of Moronica. Their flag is a table.

Only LIBERALS would be evil enough to convince the GOP that Birthers are crazy!

Apparently I am scared to death of Chris. Who knew?

I also support the right making Birthers as loud and bright as possible, but probably not for the same reasons as victoria barard

Wait, am I terrorized or am I scared to death? Also, if I am terrorized, does that make Birthers terrorists?

Debbie Laurie is so hard up for heroes she thinks victoria barard is a well-spoken leader

victoria reveals that her secret is to not hit them with the crazy stuff right away, because she secretly knows it is crazy.

J.D. Hayworth just isn’t crazy enough! Who wants a crawfish when you can have a lobster of crazy?

Let’s take J.D. Hayworth to see the Wizard of Oz to get some courage!

A Tom Tancredo defender? In my Teabag?

Birthers have destroyed Beck. And now they will destroy America! MuHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mel Frost is ice cold. He’s a chill fellow.

Wait, what the crap? Suddenly I want a Slim Jim…

Third Parties are the Democrats secret weapon. Just ask Ralph Nader…

Want to have more than two parties? That makes you a commie!

R.L. Smith goes to throw his vote away…

victoria barard goes off…

And continues…and continues…

We end with bonus Monsanto hate, from the people who don’t get that the Republicans they are voting in are the reason for most of this capitalism deregulation! And aren’t you for the free market? This must mean….Resistnet.com is full of communists!!!!!! NOOOOooOOOOooOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bang that hammer and sickle, Resistnet, and maybe you will find the birth certificate!

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March 3, 2010ByTars Tarkas

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March 2, 2010ByTars Tarkas

It’s time to see some wonderful conservative photochops! And not just because I save these right to my desktop like a moron so their stupid thumbnails are staring me in the face every time I turn on my laptop. The tiny evil, begging to be clicked on to stain the souls of the innocent, turning you into a bitter old guy. Bitter, bitter, everywhere. It’s the Bitter Tea of General Yen. Get that old reference! And I doubt any of these guys are really Asian, but then, General Yen wasn’t really played by an Asian guy, either!

I have no idea what the frak this is

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The guy who posted this called it “Bamopoly” because he can’t read the photoshop correctly! (Click for Huge)

Who is he? Ringo Starr? Thor, God of Thunder? Jem, who is truly outrageous?

Some human being actually made this

Because black people!

He’s is a animated gif from back with the teabaggers were in love with Scott Brown! And thank goodness they had Obama getting hit by the truck and not dragged behind it…

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Wingnut Web – Barack Obama is Malcolm X's son Edition

February 28, 2010ByTars Tarkas

Yes, Barack Obama being Malcolm X’s secret lovechild is a real conspiracy. As are many other crazy things from the Brithers. Besides being infested with that, Resistnet has a lot of other crazy nuts. So here is a pack of crazy posts I’ve been sitting on because of illness, laziness, and sheer volume of posts pulled and not wanting to overwhelm. We have a few repeating offenders, a lot of new guys, and some one-shots. I, personally, would laugh my butt off if Barack Obama was really Malcolm X’s son (and HOW would that make him not a US citizen? It would blow the Birthers out of the water!)

Robert Founder has the cure for those AMINOs…Acid!

Never trust anyone. Demand you mom’s birth certificate!

His plan is to destroy America in order to save it.

Lynn Bryant DeSpain joins in with some more made up facts!

We got a rogue #8 about to invade your list!

james reynolds thinks he will stop war contractors making money by voting in Republicans! Next he will stop murder by voting for Charles Manson

Oil comes from the core of the Earth! I saw it in the scientifically accurate movie The Core!

Sarah Palin should cook me dinner.

We we kill government employees it isn’t terrorism!

Andy Martin account found!

I’m sure Christian was this upset when Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh were also vacationing in Hawaii

Hey, another Resistnet.com member calling for an armed coup in America! The “Peaceful” Resistance…

CMW’s racism is so strong all lowercase t’s on my computer have burst into flames…

Let’s drive him Bugs Bunny! Or Mickey Mouse!

Stop loosening things, Obama! We need it tight in here

Please support my OBOGO petition! Please? Pretty please? Why does no one love me?

Someone upset her crazy post was ignored…

RAR! Support my crazy!

FoxNews is in on the Birth Certificate Conspiracy!

They threaten all the talk show hosts! Why have none of us been threatened? Uh…..

CSA Avatar guy is surprisingly crazy. Who knew?

Hello, crazy, my old friend. I’ve come to listen to you again…

FoxNews is the Muslims! And the Muslims are calling from inside the house!

Okay, the conspiracy theories are more complicated than a Glenn Beck chalkboard now…

It’s almost as if saying Barack Obama is Malcolm X’s son is crazy or something…

Poor Doris Hickey, somehow thinking the Tea Party will give her Health Care reform. How does this happen????

This plan is great until you need a kidney. Go to divine-way.com for more crazy!

FACT: The Republicans were a third party, and since 1964 they’ve been an unmitigated and total disaster!

We’ll stick to losing elections we should win easily!

Yeah, good luck with that…

So if you think this is bad, RedState.com kicked off all of the Birthers, and they suddenly exploded in number on Resistnet.com. All this happened while I was sick, so this weekend I pulled dozens and dozens of crazy Brither posts, which will be upped….next time!

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Teabagger Wet Dream Marco Rubio just another scam artist

February 25, 2010ByTars Tarkas

“Duh!” says the rest of us, but it turns out that teabagger fan favorite Marco Rubio, running for the Senate in Florida and trying to take out Governor Crist for the job, is charging all sorts of random stuff to his GOP credit card. Thus, no responsible spending for Rubio, a champion of responsible spending. Granted, this will do absolutely nothing to Rubio’s chances, but it is fun watching to see how the teabaggers will explain this one off (my prediction: It was all a set up by GOP establishment!)

Records obtained by the newspaper show that during his time as speaker, from 2005 to 2008, Rubio charged $13,900 in personal expenses on the American Express the party issued him. That includes $1,000 for repairs to the Rubio family car.
Other charges:
• $765 at Apple’s online store for “computer supplies.”
• $25.76 from Everglades Lumber for “supplies.”
• $53.49 at Winn-Dixie in Miami for “food.”
• $68.33 at Happy Wine in Miami for “beverages” and “meal.”
• $78.10 for two purchases at Farm Stores groceries in suburban Miami.
• $412 at All Fusion Electronics, a music equipment store in Miami, for “supplies.”
• $2,976 for him to rent a car in Miami for five weeks

Rubio uses Apple?

These leaks my be political payback in Florida, but it remains to be seen how the teabaggers will deal with this after already having their hearts broken because Scott Brown is not insane. I expect them to be very angry at liberals for no particular reason.

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All out mercenary ban introduced to congress

February 23, 2010Bydm

It will almost certainly be referred off to the darkest corner of some committee just like the 2007 version, but I can hope and watch the shameless lobbying in the meantime.

From the press release:

Two congressional lawmakers have announced legislation that would effectively remove military contractors from war zones.

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) and Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-IL) introduced the “Stop Outsourcing Security Act” on Tuesday. If passed, the act would force the United States to phase out its controversial use of private security contractors in war zones like Iraq and Afghanistan.

“The legislation would restore the responsibility of the American military to train troops and police, guard convoys, repair weapons, administer military prisons, and perform military intelligence,” the lawmakers’ offices said.

“The bill also would require that all diplomatic security be undertaken by US government personnel,” they added.

Yes, all of those things are currently done by private contractors. The ban on private guards for diplomats is crucial as well because that’s where a lot of the money has been for armed contractors and Blackwater’s first important gig was actually keeping Paul Bremer alive in Iraq.

According to a report published last month, “As of September 2009, there were almost 22,000 armed private security contractors in
Iraq and Afghanistan.” and that “Many analysts and government officials believe that DOD would be unable to execute its mission without PSCs.” While I wouldn’t be surprised that they believe that, it was not only possible but the way it was done up until the mid 90’s and the last 15 years or so have been far from the most impressive in US military history. It’s more likely that the mission needs to be adjusted.

More from the congressional research service report:

In Iraq there are reportedly more than 50 PSCs employing more than 30,000 armed employees working for a variety of government and private sector clients. In Afghanistan, there are currently 52 PSCs licensed to operate in Afghanistan with some 25,000 registered security contractors. PSCs operating in Afghanistan are limited to 500 employees and can only exceed 500 with permission from the Cabinet. Because of the legal restrictions placed on security companies in Afghanistan, a number of PSCs are operating without a license or are exceeding the legal limit, including security contractors working for NATO and the U.S. Government. Many analysts believe that regulations governing PSCs are only enforced in Kabul; outside Kabul there is no government reach at present and local governors, chiefs of police, and politicians run their own illegal PSCs. Estimates of the total number of security contractors in Afghanistan, including those that are not licensed, are as high as 70,000. The majority of these PSCs do not work for the U.S. government.

Pretty scary stuff. I’m anxiously awaiting the reactions from the industry, so I’ll update this post when they get released.

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