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RNC and the Tea Parties – In bed together like Tiger Woods and random porn stars

Yes, the RNC and the Tea Parties are sexing it up, astroturf style! That’s the style where America is the one who gets screwed. Despite the “grassroots” nature of the tea parties, the RNC has gotten to the point where they are barely even trying to cover their tracks. From Sarah Palin attacking those who want to start third parties to the latest even, the RNC producing signs for the latest anti-HCR rally and covering up their involvement with black sticker! Yes, a black sticker is a cunning enough device to fool most teabaggers, according to the RNC. So keep voting for those “independent” Republicans, teabaggers! They certainly respect you! All your “social reforms” will just result in rich people getting tax cuts.

the original sign


OMG so grassrootz!!!1

Wingnut Web – Homeland Rebellion: Praise the Lord Edition

NEWSFLASH! Resistnet.com is still filled with crazy people! I know, this is shocking news. Well, pick up your jaw from the floor and get to reading the latest Wingnut Web! I barely even looked around and was inundated with conspiracy crap, even crazier conspiracy crap, and completely crazy conspiracy crap. Bonus war against the federal government goodness and even some keen fan fiction that will get its own update later. But until then, let’s bring on the conspiracy crazy train! Toot toot!

Resistnet.com supports America’s Law Enforcement Officers, but only if they’re gunning down government troops
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Tea vs. Coffee. Whoever wins, we lose!
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Resistnet is praising Jesus and passing the ammunition…like Jesus did!
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We must support the government’s attack on the government!
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USA142day barfs out some conspiracy crap here
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Then USA142day tops himself and proves Resistnet is just filled to the rim with crazy
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No serial numbers? Nice of Mel Frost to support terrorists getting their hands on untraceable guns just so he can live out his Civil War II fantasy (which they will lose again)
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Hey, what about the free market? Now you have the government mandating jobs creation…
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, wait, people on Resistnet are treating this seriously!
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More like, what’s wrong with you, David Mumme?
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Excuse me, but I gotta go dump more poison fluoride into drinking water as part of my secret government conspiracy to give everyone Alzheimer’s. Until next time…

Wingnut Web – FreeRepublic.com update!

FreeRepublic.com never fails to disgust. It is their special skill. The echo chamber grows louder and louder, the voices more shrill, and the sane are purged. Only the craziest of the crazy survive. It’s rapid evolution to create the most insane conservatives known to man, whose sheer ignorance will create a singularity and engulf the planet. Welcome to the ride to hell! Let’s check out what FreeRepublic.com has been up to recently!

The first few posts are talking about when Lt. Gov Andre Bauer said “My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that.”

Freepers are unsurprisingly happy
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WAIT! I’m poor and on government assistance, but I’M DIFFERENT!!
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Tell us how you really feel
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How dare you not insult my wife! PC Thug!
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More on our friend sergeantdave
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sergeantdave ready to lynch everyone who is left than him, which would be 99.44% of the country…
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privatedave needs to take his meds
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Racist picture captions? In MY FreeRepublic.com?
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And now a short play: Yehuda freaks out. A play in two acts.

Act I:
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Act II:
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InspectorSmith is a guy who lied about going to Kenya and produced a fake Obama Birth Certificate that he put on eBay and has been denounced by many other Birthers. Now he is back with more “evidence” (aka trolling for more donations because rent is due)
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My lies are so confusing you need spreadsheets…
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Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Birthers
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two witnesses is the key!
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crazy racist mojitojoe is a Birther???
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Obama is an American pretending to be a foreigner to con the world! Forget 11 dimensional chess, this is 111 dimensional chess!
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The senate hacked my hard drives!
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SatinDoll is still convinced of things that don’t exist beings scrubbed from the internet. Nothing can be scrubbed from the internet
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The FBI doesn’t investigate because you are frakking crazy
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InspectorSmith acts rational and calm, enforcing his argument with a well-reasoned response and with evidence.
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An “ethical hacker”. Right….
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ALERT! ALERT! Bell Curve thread!
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Hmmm…
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You are a slave to your genes.
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Haitians – not human.
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Just what is this guy saying…
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I am sad that I am racist
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I can’t call blacks stupid because of liberals, who are the real racists because they won’t let me be racist!
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Wait, am I going to have to defend a Gun Avatar guy?
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Dumb, racist, and whatever you do, don’t tell him Egyptians invented beer and Egyptians are black!
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FreeRepublic.com….don’t ever change!

Eric Massa and the Son of the Devil's Spawn

As someone who gave Eric Massa money in 2006 and 2008 (full disclosure) I have been following his recent saga with some interest. Massa’s cancer returning/ sexually harassing a male interns/whatever it is this day problem that has forced him to declare he has resigning only started the fun.

Next up, Massa gave an interview with this story:

“Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil’s spawn, Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) said. “He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive.”

Rep. Massa describes a confrontation with Emanuel in a shower: “I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me.”
I am glad that was only his finger poking his chest!

Today Massa will be on Glenn Beck’s show for the entire hour. Massa was a vote against the health care bill because it didn’t have single payer (which it should) and is basically claiming he is being forced out by Rahm and team. DailyKos is freaking out because they…I don’t know. What I do know is the Beck interview will be interesting to see how far Massa goes against Rahm and if he tries to push his progressive policies on Beck’s Neanderthal Power Hour.

Wingnut News Droppings

Plenty of crazy crap has happened since last time I did a roundup, and as reality keeps getting in the way of me writing articles, a summary article will have to do. In fact, SOOOO much Wingnut stuff has gone on there is probably major stuff missing, but we’ll worry about that when the complaint letters come rollingin.

A Louisiana sheriff has gone all loco and formed his own army!

Sheriff Larry Deen of Bossier Parish selected 200 men to form Operation Exodus, his own personal mini-army in case Louisiana is ever conquered by terrorists or something. I guess Wolverines was taken. I’m sure the almost all white Operation Exodus won’t shoot unarmed black people looking for food after another hurricane. Oh, and he says it isn’t a militia. And this isn’t a website, it’s an entertainment magazine.
Watch the old white army train here:

From the state of Indiana we have a bunch of morons trying to secede from the US and declare their own house a sovereign nation and that they are ambassadors and don’t have to pay taxes. This is a great way to get a bunch of fines and jail time! So I support wingnuts doing this, because then they won’t be able to vote!
They are the dudes who are all about the tenth amendment to the point where they don’t bother to read the rest of the Constitution, or even the tenth amendment (which says nothing about going off and forming your own nation, btw)

Tennessee brings us another example of racist emails, with Walt Baker, CEO of the Tennessee Hospitality Association, sending an email to friends and the president of the Nashville Convention and Visitors Bureau, and several journalists. An email with a picture of a chimp and of Michelle Obama comparing how they look with the title “I don’t care who you are, … this is funny.”

Other Tenn emails…
In October, a state trooper sent a “white pride” e-mail to nearly 800 state employees.

Several months before, an aide in the state Senate sent out an e-mail depicting Obama as two cartoonish white eyes peering from a black background.

This happened:

Politico got not terrible for once and posted some leaked RNC fundraiser slides that showed how the Republicans were prepping to use fear to raise money money money. Complete with Joker Obama pictures, Nancy Pelosi as Cruella DeVille, and Harry Reid as Scooby-Doo.

I’m opening my wallet for the RNC right now!