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Wingnut Web – Welcome to Commieville, USSA!

The weather was pretty nice today for the fact that the world ended and the US went all commie last night. Didn’t you notice? I am sure the sounds of gnashing of teeth, furious typing on keyboards, and oiling of guns kept you awake until the early morning. That’s what happens when grandpa lives in the next room! So now that the weaksauce non-public option having HCR bill has passed and the US is doomed to become USSR 2: Through the Portal of Time, it is time to laugh at the over-reactions of our friends on the right. Because, laughter is the best medicine. Just last week laughter cured me of cancer. Or maybe it was the chemo. No…it was the laughter.

We’ve covered the Resistnet.com as-it-happened chat first, now let’s visit the message board!

Note that this was posted in the Admin Alerts section of Resistnet.com. The place reserved for the moderators and admins to only start topics!
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Cowboy Jim is still calling for violent government overthrow months after we’ve caught him doing it before with no repercussions from Resistnet.com. TarsTarkas.NET can only conclude they endorse his comments 100%
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Thundercats are HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Tee-Hee! When I say “abort”, I mean “murder”!
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This yutz loves the constitution so much he never bothered to read it. Because that would cheapen it. Same with the Bible.
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Getting charged with felony harassment=patriotism
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Anti-corporations, so of course he’s pro-Republican. Makes sense.
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This college kid from Illinois (who is either the greatest troll in the world or the biggest moron in the world) is the new face of American Revolution.
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Some people just can’t handle the fact that they lost the election….
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and now for some fun from around the web!

The American Reenslavement Act of 2010!

What would happen if the fire department was actually privatized...

With more votes happening soon, and Wingnuts freaking out more and more, the next few days will be fun!

Wingnut Web – KKK Teabagging Edition

As we reported earlier, the RED ALERT health care protests that the teabaggers were at today was a hotbed of dumb. From racial slurs to morons protesting against people being healthy, it was bad for all. I am sure that killing the bill required yelling nasty stuff. Oh, wait, it didn’t, these people are frakking insane. A story about the racial slurs was publish, which soon became a FreeRepublic thread.

FreeRepublic is on the scene. Denying everything and claiming it was all plants.
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Imagine this like 70 times and you have half of the thread. As for the rest…

“So what” and a call for a “cleansing”. Hmmm…
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CNN could never be that clever
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We’re gonna be shooting you libs, so ignore our racial quips!
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It’s true! Why am I racist over the truth!
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That’s not the word they were yelling, moron
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zerosix needs some therapy
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It’s my right to hang congressmen from my tree
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Wah, wah, us whites are so oppressed
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He IS a negro! What’s the problem again?
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The true purpose was to spew hate without spewing racial slurs, just coded racial slurs…
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Let me get you some diapers, nhwingnut
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things that didn’t happen.txt
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His two sons will be gay liberals.
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It could be our own black teabaggers! Either Rick or that other one…
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At this point, I’m burning crosses in the lawns of tan people.
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Blacks being equal is socialism!!! Also Nazis were for equal rights for all races or something. Basically, Renegade is one of the top 10 dumbest Freepers.
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Blacks just got to get used to me calling them dirty n-s!
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Renegade’s war against helping people (the Jesus way!) continues
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It’s Obama’s fault we’re racist! Wah!
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mojitojoe with the DEAL WITH IT!
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Remember how none of the Freepers would believe this because there was no video?
A video of one of the racial taunts has appeared online:

Come for the tea parties, stay for the N-word

At the current CODE RED ALERT OBAMACARE HOLOCAUST 2010 PATRIOT CRYBABY March happening now in DC, the teabaggers are staying classy by dropping the n-word at various black Congressmen, the f-word at Barney Frank, and spitting on at least one member of Congress. And that doesn’t count the morons carrying around signs with pictures of guns and threatening violent overthrow of the government. If I have time tonight, I will do a run down of the various crazy over-reactions on FR and Resistnet (which pushes back the fan-fiction, Census freakout, and FoxNation articles…sigh…so much crazy, so little time!)

And since when does John Amato speak internet slang?

Wingnut Web Fan Fiction – Traded to Canada for Gold Edition

Here is some fun conservative fan fiction where Obama is dictator of America. Of course, somehow Obama is responsible for the privatization of the Armed Forces (I think someone else got that ball rolling big time…) and the selling off of various states. Oh, and all farm animals are killed, the government controls everyone by cell phones, and the evil that is solar power grows across the land. And you can’t pray, because that would totally happen as well. This was written by a woman, so it is one of the few conservative fan fiction examples that doesn’t end in violent bloodshed and “real Americans” killing 50 million liberals. But we got examples of that coming up soon if you like the killing and the death and the armchair revolutionaries. But for now, enjoy!

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Barack Obama – former CIA agent

It’s true if you are crazy.

Hello, crazy!

http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/spingola/100314

Deanna Spingola is a writer at RenewAmerica, a collection of dunderheads unable to get gigs writing at Townhall.com, a website that lets Ben Shapiro write for them, so you know these dudes must be classy! When Deanna Spingola isn’t designing quilts, she’s putting the crazy in crazy quilt with her Obama conspiracy articles!

I recently had the pleasure of talking with Dr. James David Manning

That’s Pastor Manning of We are too stupid to figure out how to use Google so have declared Obama didn’t go to Columbia University fame.

According to Dr. Manning, Obama (born in 1961) enrolled at the very pricey Occidental College in Los Angeles, California in 1979 and was recruited there in 1980 by the CIA which has made it a practice since its inception to recruit college students.

Ah, yes. You might be surprised to learn that there isn’t a link to any evidence for this.

Obama allegedly transferred from Occidental to Columbia University. It is atypical for a student to begin their education in one four-year school and then transfer to another school.

I know many people who would be surprised to learn that they are atypical.

The CIA needed Muslims or others who were fluent in Farsi and who could easily blend into the Muslim environment in the Middle East. The CIA persuaded Columbia University to extend their foreign student program to Obama, now a Columbia student, so that he might travel to Pakistan and enroll in the universities around Karachi in addition to the Patrice Lumumba School in Moscow

All evidence for this is a YouTube video from Pastor Manning

Obama, as an undercover agent, was the lead agent in the arms and money supply for the CIA-trained Taliban Army against the Soviet Army war machine. His actions were integral to the Taliban’s success in their opposition to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.

Obama trained Osama now?

When Obama completed his CIA operations in the mid 1980s and returned to the U.S. he persuaded the State Department to maneuver his entrance into Harvard Law School; since the CIA, the U.S. president’s personal agency for black operations throughout the world, also has connections to federal and state politicians, they managed to arrange Obama’s entrance to yet another elite school in 1988.

So Obama’s admittance wasn’t affirmative action because he was black, it was covert action because he was black ops. Got it. The fact that Obama was a stellar student had nothing to do with it.

Despite a five-year absence from the rigors of college activity he was accepted at Harvard

Just wait until she finds out it was six years between when I was in school and when I went to grad school! Soon she’ll be claiming I was in the CIA. Sorry, NSA all the way!!

Most of the rest of a column is a rehash of the Obama Columbia University conspiracy that we made fun of before when it was first announced. But then she closes with an amazing piece of wingnut hysteria!

Henry Kissinger said, “Conflicts across the globe and an international respect for Barack Obama have created the perfect setting for establishment of ‘a New World Order.” Allegedly, the upper echelon of Freemasonry were infiltrated long ago the Satanic Illuminati whose objective is world dominance through one-world governance. There are claims that Barack Obama is a 32nd degree Prince Hall Freemason. Certainly, Prince Hall Freemasons, Jesse Jackson and Charles Rangel, supported his presidency. Whether he is a Freemason or not, he might indeed be the chosen vessel of the New World Order proponents unless the citizens call a halt to the scheme. However, there is no doubt that he is a Zionist asset and, that despite his campaign promises, intends to pursue the same Neo-Con policies in the Middle East as the previous administration, as evidenced by his speech before the 2008 AIPAC Policy Conference where he was introduced by his friend, Lee Rosenberg, a fellow Chicago resident.

Freemasons, NWO, Zionist control, Neo-con conspiracies, it’s a grab bag of goofy fun!

Tea Party Madness

SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas’s wife Virginia Thomas has joined the teabagger brigade!
“I am an ordinary citizen from Omaha, Neb., who just may have the chance to preserve liberty along with you and other people like you,” she said at a recent panel discussion with tea party leaders in Washington. Thomas went on to count herself among those energized into action by President Obama’s “hard-left agenda.”

Virginia Thomas also created Liberty Central Inc. in January. It is described as a nonprofit lobbying group whose website will organize activism around a set of conservative “core principles,”
But, none of this could possibly be a conflict of interest with her husband court rulings! Just like puppies could not possibly grow up to be dogs.

The Tea Party of Nevada is fighting 20 different Tea Party groups over who is the real Tea Party. Will 2010 Tea Party Senate Candidate Scott Ashjian defeat them all and Harry Reid and claim the Senate Seat Prize? Probably not. Here are the 20 groups against the Tea Party of Nevada:

-Anger is Brewing / Debbie Landis
-National Precinct Alliance / Tony Warren
-Citizens Awareness Network / Jesse Law
-Nevada Action Coalition / Duane Smith
-Citizens in Action / Juanita Cox
-Nevada Families Eagle Forum / Janine Hanson
-Fallon Tea Party II / Bob Clifford
-Nevada Patriots / Diana Orrock
-Gardnerville Tea party / Ron Stevens
-NvRA / Travis Christensen
-Glenn Beck Meetup Group/ Sally Minster
-P.A.C.T. / Janice Baldwin
-Grassroots Nevada / Jamie Costello
-Reject Reid / Sheila Danish
-Las Vegas 9-12’ers / Jeff Waffle
-Nevada 9-12 Americans / Charlene Bybee
-Las Vegas Tea Party / Frank Ricotta
-Western Representation PAC / Dustin Stockton
-Patriot Caucus / Eric Odom
-Winnemucca Tea Party / Mike Myrhow

I guess before Civil War 2, the Teabaggers have to have their own civil war first.