Arizona’s new immigration law that makes everyone a target unless you carry your birth certificate on you at all times is controversial, to say the least. Freaking garbage, to say a bit stronger (but not strong enough!) But you can understand that Wingnuts like the folks at FreeRepublic.com and Resistnet.com are cheerleading this like crazy. Because they are crazy. And hateful.

The immigration law was written by AZ state senator Russell Pearce, but Pearce has an unlikely comrade touting how he helped write the bill. Kris Kobach is his name, and you might know him as a dude running for the Secretary of State of Kansas. Or you may know his pals the neo-Nazis. Yes, that’s right. Besides a White Nationalist lawyer bragging he helped write the bill (The immigration bill was written by a Nazi!) Russell Pearce also pals around with J.T. Ready, another neo-Nazi. And Pearce got in trouble a few years ago by fowarding around emails from White Nationalism groups. And Resistnet is cheering this all on. Sometimes, the crazy just writes itself.

So let’s do what Wingnut Web does best: Find insane stuff, shine a light on it!

Rich Mexicans break into the US daily to make a few bucks outside Home Depot just to sneak back into Mexico to drive big cars!

We should deport everyone!

Illegals stole Roy’s spellcheck! And how do you deal in rape? Are immigrants Goldman Sachs?

We have bagged on Jeffery J Cole before, but in a long long long thread he is one of the few voices not calling for the deportation of everyone brown. He realizes that it is impossibly expensive, a waste of time, and also not what Jesus would do. This means that everyone on Resistnet now hates him and I expect him to be banned soon. We salute Jeffery J Cole, despite our differences, we give credit where credit is due.

Oh noes, TACOS!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DUMB FIREFLY IS!

Mexican Moses is jammin’ with Danish Job.

Things are complicated! ONLY TRAITORS THINK THINGS ARE COMPLICATED!!!

what is “welfare breeders” code for?

Jeffery J Cole lays out somewhat sensible propositions…

And is brutally attacked! Oh, folks at home questioning Firefly’s numbers, you are correct, LA is 47.7% Hispanic, not illegals. Firefly is using illegals as code for everyone Latino!

I will solve the problem of doing something impossible and super expensive!

If I make up enough crap, the 14th Amendment says whatever I want!

Looks like the INVASION has stolen FireFly’s spellcheck! Speak English or get out!

Crusty Old Geezer continues to make up stuff.

Immigrants are terrorists!

John Galt keeps up the tradition of boring long speeches.

I find the fact that someone named John Galt is complaining that he can’t find a job because of corporate outsourcing ironically delicious

I’ll make up more numbers and also your wife is raped, all illegals’ fault!

Remember when all these people now yelling about how laws must be enforced were trying to break the law in regards to filling out the census?

One of them is a citizen, the other one probably is and you are just racist. But thanks for your masturbation fantasy of sending away all the brown on your block.

Lobbyists are too dumb to know to travel to local offices!

Mexicans are dirty, stinking criminals.

I have no evidence any of them are illegals but I’ll just say they are and call them roaches because they aren’t human. Praise Jesus!

Jeffery J Cole knows the secret truth of the AZ law that even Tom Tancredo thinks goes too far. And is attacked.

Now, on a completely different subject, I burned my census form…

Human rights are socialism.

RARGH! Private business phone lines are somehow the faults of illegals!

Remember, this guy votes!

I’ll just make up a story about being threatened by Middle Eastern people now…

Resistnet Chat is just as racist as ever…

I slept like a baby knowing that millions of Americans will be harassed and persecuted! Praise Jesus!

Taco Baggers

Maria Isabel Cintron goes off the deep end and keeps on sinking…

Oh, do we have more? We have more. Next time.

So Resistnet has been cheering on the recent immigration law in Arizona. No surprise there. What is (also not) a surprise is how many posters there seeem to think everyone who is even remotely Hispanic is an illegal, to the point where “illegal” comes to refer to anyone brown. Even President Obama. But don’t worry, Resistnet.com posters all have black friends, so they ain’t racist, even thought they’re screaming about how White Christians are being systematically de-powered by dark-skinned immigrants.

Hispanic? Standing on the corner? Your rights are now forfeit!

I also love how all nice-dressed Hispanics will be immune from harassment.

Steele spoke the truth, time for him to go!

Free to be oppressed by the Confederate-fetishing Republican party!

Black Republicans need to do the work of 10 men to prove they are worthy

My BLACK friends…

Oh, snap! You’re going down, MLK! And I bet Jeffery J Cole can’t figure out why Blacks don’t like the Republican Party…

If Steele had any guts he would start a race war!

It’s like none of them bothered to pay attention to the last 50 years! (they didn’t)

Slavery took place because the Constitution was not enforced? It was written into the Constitution! 3/5ths of a person! This is the “Conservative” history you want to be teaching instead? Completely wrong information? Oh, yes, that’s right. These are teabagging morons.

I hate racism! That’s why I harass black politicians. Bonus “Your a moron” quote.

My Chinese Mexican friends!

Way to go becoming a worse state than Florida!

You got Birtherism in my Illegalism!

i swear to god if the illegals don’t give me back my shift key…

(all Hispanic)

They’re coming to dilute us White Christians! White Christians need to form some sort of group, maybe a clan.

Funny how none of these people supported the law when it came to census forms.

Lou Dobbs is so dreamy…

People actually talk like this. On purpose. Non-ironically.

I’ll take a break from constantly complaining the cops are going to take my guns to defend the cops from the left

Illegals is code for another word. Try and guess what it is!

More code talk here.

They should speak English. Which means frank e kekkemur has to go! That’s some terrible teabonics!

Sky King thinks the chicken crossing the road is an illegal immigrant

Birtherism is poised to explode! And then get made fun of some more because Birthers are crazy.

Why don’t state governors invade shoot all browns? It would totally piss off libs!

AMEN! All Hispanics are illegal, round them up LOL!

Again, everyone who is hispanic is called illegal.

This moron thinks illegals are lining up at the DMV

He’s not one of us (he’s black!)

Rome was filled with lazy black people too!

My favorite crazy old man had decided to impeach everyone.

My BLACK friends!

We even spent our budget on shift keys!

Mel Frost has gone over the edge.

Oh, Resistnet!

It’s time to visit Resistnet.com again because I got a whole new pack of crazy posts but didn’t post these posts from last week, so here they are. Luckily, Resistnet is a never-ending fountain of fun. And even though a certain Resistnet Admin has declared war on tars tarkasnet.org and some random people I have never heard of, Resistnet and their allies have devoted their cause to that instead of moderating their own site. Oh, wait, they are moderating, in that they are deleting all mentions of Ron Paul for some reason. Racism=good, Ron Paul=bad. I don’t really care for Ron Paul, but the odd censorship makes no sense. It’s like they want me to make fun of them. So I will oblige them. Because we’re friendly like that at TarsTarkas.NET. “Be a good neighbor” is our motto. So is “Remember the Knights Templar” but that is a motto for another day… And now, Resistnet:

Barack Obama killed the Polish President because of…uh…Communism!

I’m totally different than all those lazy slobs on government handouts! Also, destroy that government that is the only thing keeping me from sleeping in the streets.

Gee, “gonzales”, I think if the minutemen are going to shoot everyone who looks slightly mexican near the boarder you might want to duck.

No, it is the tea party.

I got a new Dhimmitude!

Christian Scientists are just running screening patterns for the Muslims!

Another March of the Morons! Be there!

CMW gets off on the idea of Obama supporters having their lives destroyed.

Maybe, but I bet Obama knows how to turn off Caps Lock.

All illegals are wife-beating drug dealers. But they only beat their American wives.

I wanna shoot me some brown HOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!!

We’re not racist because of 150 years ago, just ignore the past 60 years…

“p”resident is done because the author feels the President is just a “resident” of the White House. “c”ongress is just fucking dumb.

No, it’s about being used by the GOP to get votes. Sorry, tools.

Princess Palin backlash continues!

We need leaders, but it should be the shadowy astroturf funders, not Sarah Palin!

It’s almost as if paying her hundreds of thousands of dollars to speak at Tea Party conventions has caused her to be associated with the movement somehow!

Sarah isn’t the Tea Party – I AM!!!

Hands off my Princess Palin!

We love Princess Palin and always have

Mindy is a leftist impostor.

Randy Weaver happened under Bush 1.0, and if China is so horrible wouldn’t they be America’s Number 1 enemy?

It made me so mad!

chris gonzales is an expert on speaking without knowing.

FoxNews is now 100% Saudi.

Hey, a pretend black person to give the conservatives what they always wanted – a black guy who gets on his knees to thank them for being made slaves in America!

No one knows the sorrows more than pretend Indians…

I’m pretend Indian too! I’ll out minority you every day!

I was a virtual slave in the World of Warcraft! Damn you, Obama! End World of Warcraft Slavery!

Until next time, keep it crazy, Resistnet!

Now that we got the Butte Invasion joke out of the way, let’s do the article! So Resistnet.com is filled with members who hate “Illegals” and are just looking for excuses to shoot them. After all, isn’t it a waste of guns to not use them to shoot illegals? Luckily, the demonized status of “Illegals” makes them non-human, so it is perfectly acceptable within the powers of Jesus to shoot them dead. What is even more acceptable is when the Illegals are doing other illegal things, like breaking and entering and attacking a 11 year old girl. Because, illegals just love to attack 11 year old girls. That’s why they stand outside of Home Depot, noted 11 year old girl hangout. Thus, Resistnet.com posters are free to voice their fantasies of blowing away the horde of illegals that are somehow all invading their homes thanks to Barack Obama.

This is what got posted on Resistnet.com:

This is a common email forward, which I will copy the entire text below because Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:IMPORTANT!!!

Shotgun Preteen vs. Illegal alien Home Invaders: Butte, Montana

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26,
probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.

Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father’s room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the
11-year-old’s knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen.

When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from an other home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.

Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news? ……..an 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and herself, against two murderous, illegal immigrants…….and she wins and is still alive because of it.

Now, THAT is Gun Control !

Now, this whole thing is complete crap, and fact check sites like those darn commies at Snopes and even the non-Communist TruthOrFiction even say it is crap. So, of course, Resistnet buys it hook, line, and sinker!

FAKE!

FAKE!

Here comes the love for shooting immigrants!

Mindy at first loves it, then posts her findings on Reply #4 of the article. No one will read her finding of it being fake. As to what she is calling the Conservative answer to Snopes I have no idea (maybe TruthOrFiction?) but she never returns so I can only assume she was killed by Illegal Alien Home Invaders.

Darn socialist marxist newspapers not reporting made up stories! My dad also gave me a gun, except the gun was the evil Decepticon Megatron! I think I got the better deal

The “Reverend” “Doctor” Moron here wants to vote a fictitious 11 year old girl president. And thank goodness we have “Reverend”s calling for the murder of criminals, just like Jesus did!

Larry Holland thinks this is awesome as well. And he can’t read Post #4, either.

God bless this fictitious child and I hope she isn’t physically harmed because there couldn’t be any sort of psychological damage from a small child shooting two people!

Mel Frost – Liar! Also a cheerleader for shooting illegals

I would also shoot illegals if they came into my house, but they don’t, which is a shame.

Don Wayne is a real man who wants to shoot every Mexican he sees. Just like Jesus.

Real Americans shoot first and ask later. They also are morons who believe obviously fake stories even after they’ve been disproven for years.

USA142day becomes party pooper #2, but I give him props for not being an idiot here.

It is fake only because of the socialist newspapers! Plus we have that Texas guy who shot illegal burglars! Whooooo! Shooting Illegals!

God bless this fake child. BTW: ILLEGALS ILLEGALS ILLEGALS ILLEGALS!!!

I am sick of all three of the illegals in Iowa! Maybe Keith McPhee should take it up with the meatpacking industry that is busing in illegals to use as slave labor at their meatpacking plants! No, wait, that would make sense. Better to blame Obama.

JEFF is so dumb South Dakota will become the most Democratic state ever under his watch.

Hey, we speak English here, Greek Boy! Get out of my America!

Real of fake, I jerked off to it!

I hope John P buys a gun.

Bradley L. – Constitutional Scholar.

Paul Blart, Mall Cop is here with more dumb opinions.

Paul Blart, Mall Cop, is so moved by this story he can’t keep quiet about it, despite it being pointed out as fake THREE TIMES now.

Replace all cops with Teabaggers!

So if Resistnet continues