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This Week in Wingnuts – Tonight… We Are All Rush Limbaugh

Newt Gringrich was called a liberal. Seriously.

Orly Taitz Esq. Etc. was fined $20,000 in a hilarious episode where Judge Clay Land revealed one of her supporters wrote letters asserting Barack Obama was a space alien and challenged Judge Land to a “round of fisticuffs on the Courthouse Square,” to prove that the President is not human.

RedState.com’s Erick Erickson had enough of Senator Olympia Snowe, so he decided to mail her some rock salt and encourage his supporters of doing the same:

Olympia Snowe has sold out the country. Having been banished to our world after Aslan chased her out of Narnia, Snowe is intent on corrupting this place too.

So we should melt her.

What melts snow? Rock salt.

I’m going to ship this 5 pound bag of rock salt to her office in Maine. It’s only $3.00. You should join me.

It is a visible demonstration of our contempt for her. First she votes for the stimulus. Now this.

It’s time to melt Snowe. ORDER YOUR BAG HERE.

Yes, order stuff through our Amazon.com store in a vain protest!

More RedState as diarist tsquare posted the most unintentionally hilarious defense of Rush Limbaugh I’ve seen yet:

Earlier this evening, as most of you now know, one of our own, Rush Hudson Limbaugh, while taking withering fire, crashed and burned.

Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a radio personality.

Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a NFL owner denied

Tonight, Rush is us. And we are him.

Tonight Rush became the metaphor for all of us… every man woman and child in this great nation of ours.

The enemy of this great nation, the enemy of you and me, Rush’s enemy… those on the left, inside and outside of this nation abhor success… and when faced with it will destroy it… by any and all means possible.

We all have our dreams in life… such as they might be. Rush dreamed of being an owner in the NFL.

Tonight the left proved that they will stop at nothing to end our dreams. Our dreams of success and happiness devastate their need to dominate and control you and me… and well everything and everyone.

Chrysler bondholders

GM dealers

Bankers and stockbrokers

Small business owners

Medical Doctors

Oppressed people wanting freedom around the world

The left can not and will not allow anyone to realize their dreams

Tonight a light went out… a dream died… it died from political correctness

Tonight we are under withering fire, we on the right those in the middle,

Tonight our values are under withering fire, those thoughts ideas and dreams that made this great nation are under withering fire

Will your light of your dreams be next?

Will my dreams be next?

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

– Pastor Martin Niemöller

Tonight… We Are All Rush Limbaugh

A judge in Louisiana denied a marriage license to an interracial couple. As someone in an interracial marriage, go fuck yourself, Judge Keith Bardwell!

That’s this past week, have fun and Remember the Knights Templar!