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New Review: Yo-Yo Girl Cop
We have a new review, Yo-Yo Girl Cop, the exciting story about a girl who fights evil with the power of yo-yos. It’s from Japan, and is awesome. It’s the first review to include a multimedia clip (a movie clip) now that we are hosting movie clips here. Expect more clips soon.
I am not a blogger…
Nor do I consider myself one. Even with having some fake blogs before basically designed to troll people, I do not “blog”. So you are probably wondering what this is. It is a blog, however, that does not make me a blogger. It makes me a guy who added a blog to his website to give it more functionality. This will be a good place to dump news of terrible films, links to interesting reviews on other sites, and other random information that doesn’t fit the main page of TarsTarkas.NET.
Bootleg RoundTable – Summer 2006 Blockbusters Edition
And now the first installment of Bootleg RoundTable! This time, the Bootleg Toys will be discussion the Summer Blockbusters of 2006.
Mission Impossible 3
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2006 Tarsies Winners!!!
After a slight delay due to real life doing real life things, here are the winners, as promised! The 2006 Tarsies will go down in legend. Maybe. Sure. If I remember to do them again next year. Or something. Just read on!
Worst Movie
Alone in the Dark — Yes, the obvious is the clear winner. Dr. Uwe Boll is a master of pain in celluloid form. The leads had the chemistry of toxic waste, the sex scene made me sterile, the pointless bullet-time was a leftover from his previous movie. The slaughter of the whole team for no reason was just bizare, not to mention badly cribbed from Aliens. The ending….my God, the ending….. I’d rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than sit through this again!
2006 Tarsies Nominations
The 2006 Razzies were a disappointment to say the least. They’ve dropped all pretense of rewarding the worst of the worst, and nominated anyone they could to get into the scandal mags. Well, enough is enough. We need real leadership. We need real decisiveness. Therefore, TarsTarkas.NET has sprung into action, and started our own award. Titled the “Tarsies” (as opposed to the alternatives Tarzzies and Tarscers) we strive to bring respect back to Bad Movie Awards. So, without further ado, we shall begin with our nominations. The winners will be announced in a week or so, because we can’t keep the world in suspense for so long…
| Alone in the Dark | Uwe Boll’s tragedy of a video game adaptation. |
| Son of the Mask | That dog tried to murder the baby! It’s FUNNY! |
| xXx: State of the Union | This movie did so bad the director Lee Tamahori had to sell his body for money! (OK, that’s not why he did that, but still…) |
| Elektra | “Some lessons can’t be taught, Elektra. They must be lived to be understood.” I’ve lived and now understand the harsh lesson taught here… |
| Cry_Wolf | “Did you hear about all the murders on campus?” “LOL Who is this?” |