The Razzies are a disappointment to say the least. They’ve dropped all pretense of rewarding the worst of the worst, and nominated anyone they could to get into the scandal mags. Well, enough is enough. We need real leadership. We need real decisiveness. Therefore, TarsTarkas.NET has sprung into action, and started our own award. Named the “Tarsies” we strive to bring respect back to Bad Movie Awards. This is the second year straight, and we hope to go on until we outlive those Razzie bastards. So, without further ado, we shall begin with our nominations. The winners will be announced in a week or so, because we can’t keep the world in suspense for so long…
BloodRayne | Boll’s best film, but he’s finally recognized by the Razzies. For once worse things were projected this year… |
Wicker Man | All I got to say: YouTube link |
The Marine | The movie where everything explodes, even explosions! |
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector | The movie for people who marry their sister. |
When a Stranger Calls | I’ve coughed up things that can act better than main lead Camilla Belle. |
Ultraviolet | (Bonus Nominee) Stylized comic book turns into a complete mess, all flash and no pan. |