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2007 Tarsies Nominations

The Razzies are a disappointment to say the least. They’ve dropped all pretense of rewarding the worst of the worst, and nominated anyone they could to get into the scandal mags. Well, enough is enough. We need real leadership. We need real decisiveness. Therefore, TarsTarkas.NET has sprung into action, and started our own award. Named the “Tarsies” we strive to bring respect back to Bad Movie Awards. This is the second year straight, and we hope to go on until we outlive those Razzie bastards. So, without further ado, we shall begin with our nominations. The winners will be announced in a week or so, because we can’t keep the world in suspense for so long…

Worst Movie

BloodRayne Boll’s best film, but he’s finally recognized by the Razzies. For once worse things were projected this year…
Wicker Man All I got to say: YouTube link
The Marine The movie where everything explodes, even explosions!
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector The movie for people who marry their sister.
When a Stranger Calls I’ve coughed up things that can act better than main lead Camilla Belle.
Ultraviolet (Bonus Nominee) Stylized comic book turns into a complete mess, all flash and no pan.

New Review: Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle in Paradise

Put up a new review for Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle in Paradise. The story about a girl who bones anything and everything she can find. Movies that are 1/3 sex scenes make for quick writing during busy school seasons, but we’ll have something special up later in the week, after the upcoming disappointing Razzie nominations get posted on Monday. Yes, the Tarsies will be back for 2007!

Also added a video from Snakes on a Plane.

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Dragon (2006) a Team-up Review!

I have teamed up with the webmaster of FantasyFilmscapes.com to do a join review of the new movie Dragon, by photocopy film company The Asylum. This terrible film was made to cash in on the “success” of Eragon, released on DVD just as Eragon hit the theaters. It’s a complete mess, as expected, making it ripe for the attacking. We alternated back and forth with sections of the film, and then stylized for each of our sites. Reviews are complete with photos and video links.

TarsTarkas.NET Review
FantasyFilmscapes.com Review

Monster Squad review updated

The Monster Squad recap now has HDTV pictures, improved over old laserdisc pictures. In addition, you can now get ahold of the Monster Squad theme as well. Enjoy.

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New articles up

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After breaktime, finally got around to putting up the next installment on the Battle Beasts Files: Laser Beasts Part 2!

Also, new movie review with Caved In: Prehistoric Terror, put up almost exactly 1 year from the date I first saw the film. The exciting story about how a jewel hiest is foiled by giant bugs, and a girl who gets bug goo splattered all over her. From the SciFi Channel