Will you be Nailin' Paylin?

Larry Flint has never been one to not make a quick buck off of controversy. So it is almost natural that the first Sarah Palin porn comes out of his Huslter Video company. Nailin’ Paylin is being fast-tracked to come out before the election in November (probably a good idea as recent polls will make her a non-issue after election day) and will probably be hilariously awful.

Scenes mentioned so far:

Paylin “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.”

A flashback scene: “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”

And there is a three-way scene involving Paylin, a Hillary Clinton lookalike, and a Condi Rice lookalike.

No word on if she screws and old dude who was a POW, a Black dude who is running for president, or a current president who can’t speak straight. But that’s what sequels are for!

Palin will be played by Lisa Ann, whose hardcore resume is easily spied via Google Image Search

Hillary Clinton will be played by Nina Hartly, of the Nina Hartly’s Guide series and over 500 other films. She played the Queen of Hearts in Asswoman in Wonderland, so playing Hillary isn’t much of a stretch.

No word on who the Condi Rice lookalike will be.

UPDATE: Script found here!

Exclusive photos of Lisa Ann as Serra Paylin at some site written in crazy moon-language.