Swamp of the Ravens – New RiffTrax VOD!

Swamp of the Ravens isn’t about Baltimore’s increasingly unlikeliness in the playoffs, but is in fact the new RiffTrax VOD! Featuring an original song, Euro sleaze, and Spanish actors no one in the US has heard of. The original has autopsy footage that appears to have been shot with the actors, I have no idea if the RiffTrax version leaves this in, so be warned!

Fun fact: Director Manuel Caño also directed a film called Voodoo Black Exorcist!

Yes, it’s an utterly baffling horror film about a mad doctor who believes death is simply an evolution and that every woman wants to sleep with him. Yes, he is laughed out of the academy and moves his decency-defying research to a swamp in Ecuador, as one does. Yes, he’s investigated by a sheriff who can only be described as a chunk of swarthy walking meat, and who also believes that every woman wants to sleep with him.

But MORE THAN ANY OF THIS, Swamp of the Ravens is a vehicle for an original song about being in love with a dead robot that will change the way you view songs, movies, songs in movies, robots, dead robots, living robots, and love itself. Seriously, we haven’t been so infatuated with a song since Damien Carter taught us all about “Hangin’ Out With [His] Family” in Birdemic, and we know you’ll love it just as much as we do. You poor souls.

Oh and also, there are no ravens in the titular raven swamp. Just buzzards. Really, it’s a heck of a movie.

So grab the dead robot you love most and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Swamp of the Ravens! No ravens required!