Bone Alone follows a similar plot to Home Alone: Bone the dog is a bad doggie and is forbidden from going to grandma’s house for food, so he’s left home alone. Where a bunch of thieves break in, and Bone must defend his house with all his doggie powers. Which involves lots of traps that Bone is somehow able to put together despite having no opposable thumbs. Also he talks, and there are other talking dogs, so Bone isn’t really alone. Why Bone doesn’t just yell at the burglars is a mystery. Kevin Sorbo shows up with a “dog catcher” uniform on, and is exploded. Now we know why Bone was left alone — he’s the Unabomber!
Perhaps this will spawn an entire genre of dog-themed mockbusters of popular films. A Jurassic Bark that doesn’t make you cry, anyone? Bone Matrix? Commandog? I demand all these films be made. By Christmas!
Also I lied, Bone Alone IS a porn film, but it’s a different Bone Alone!
A real title
Hi, my name is Bone. Kevin McBone
This is the scene where Bone tricks the burglars into thinking multiple dogs are home
Dumping food products on thieves is a Home Alone tradition
Even Hercules can’t defeat Bone
This is amaze-dog!
This dog’s devil voice is my favorite part of the trailer
4 Comments
Danny
October 19, 2013 at 9:12 amIf its got a dog on a skateboard in it, it must be good!
Tars Tarkas
October 21, 2013 at 12:02 pmDogs on a skateboard are the new two thumbs up!
Joseph Lawson
October 19, 2013 at 5:54 pmIn the United States and some other areas the film is titled “Alone for Christmas”. It’s a lighthearted confection, a slapstick kids family comedy and definitely a change from the usual films I direct. Hope folks (and especially kids) decide to just have fun with it. 🙂 JJL P.S.> There are a tonne of movie references (besides the obvious) in the movie, though… be curious to see how many folks get them. Enjoy! 😉
Tars Tarkas
October 21, 2013 at 12:02 pmThe film looks like a great kids film, but I admit I am disappointed I won’t be able to see the title “Bone Alone” on the movie store shelves in the USA…