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The Starving Games hits trailer!


That exclamation point means that you better run, squirrel, because The Starving Games looks like a disaster of epic proportions! Run, don’t walk, to shelter and duck and cover until the madness has passed. One day, our children will have to live in a world where The Starving Games was released in theaters. And they will look at us and ask why. What will we say? WHAT WILL WE SAY?????

The Starving Games

Because a dodo would just confuse the target audience…

The Starving Games

This is your Katniss. Yep.

The Starving Games

A year late, but what the heck!

The Starving Games

Keep copying, maybe you’ll go all Asylum and trick people into paying for tickets!

The Starving Games

Actual footage of the target audience for The Starving Games!

Runs this joint!

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