Mew fast, mew furious!
In the world of “Why hasn’t anyone ran them over with a cow?”, no one is at the top of the list like Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. And they somehow continue to make awful awful films, including their latest announcement, a spoof the Fast and Furious franchise known as Superfast! Superfast! will feature jokes that are 80% recycled from all the other Seltzerberg movies and 100% not funny. And I say this in my most kind way possible. But, as this is a car movie, maybe the added expense will translate into box office poison and we’ll be free! Free! FREE!!!!
But I’m not going to count my chickens before they hatch.
“These guys have no reverse gear. They probably don’t have first or second either. This is going to be one ridiculously funny ride,” added K5 exec Carl Clifton.
These guys have no gears! The gears were stolen by a hobo! Come back, hobo!
via The Wrap
