From the Dept. of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOO!!!! comes the exciting news that long term plans from Lionsgate call for a Twilight reboot! Lionsgate bought Summit this past January and have seemingly decided that they enjoy dump trucks filled with money, so the only way to ensure that keeps happening is more Twilight movies! But the books are all finished (except the uncompleted and abandoned book that was just a retelling of the original book from Edward’s POV!) so the only real solution is REBOOT! I support this 100%, I want Twilight movies to be in constant production with a new film out every year, the vampires becoming more and more sparkly, the werewolves being more and more shirtless, Bella being more and more bland and uninteresting, the casts becoming increasingly parodies of the prior casts until the irony becomes so dense Earth is enveloped into a black hole that swallows the universe. A sparkly black hole with no shirt!
Granted, this is all rumor at this point from BloodyDisgusting’s inside sources, but why wouldn’t studios want to make tons of more money? This makes perfect sense. Too much sense.
BloodyDisgusting via DreadCentral
I hope they cast me this time!
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