Just when you though parkour was as dead as the Cullen family, suddenly movie executives have decided to bring it back to life, reboot werewolf bike messenger style! Or something. Whatever it is, we’re getting Taylor Lautner as a bike messenger named Cam who becomes a parkour guy who owes money to the mob. But that’s not the dumb part:
He gets introduced to parkour by a sexy stranger after he crashes his bike.
Sexy parkour! I hope the Punisher makes a cameo and remembers to bring his rocket launcher. You know Tracers will be good because it will build on all the action movie breakthroughs Lautner brought to Abduction.
Park Whore? I'm in!
