Just when you thought it was safe to not have high-resolution images of John Carter (of Mars, dammit!), here are two more to make it not safe! If you base your safety on having high resolution images of John Carter, you are probably insane and need medication. Please get help after you are done reading more articles on TarsTarkas.NET! We’re almost as good as strong psychological drugs. Almost…
Tharks hold a conference to talk about this weird jumping guy
Matain Shang (Mark Strong) and evil green martians plan evil things that are evil
