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Child's Play next up on the remake chopping block

March 31, 2011By

One day someone will make a movie that is all the original horror icons vs. their remade versions. And the remade versions will all lose, horribly, because they suck. I don’t say that as some sort of guy who is totally into the 1980s and think that old stuff is the best stuff ever, I say it because all of the remakes have been terrible. So will this rebooted Chucky movie be awful? Dunno. The guy who wrote Child’s Play 2-5, Don Mancini, is writing, and Brad Dourif is voicing Chucky again. I guess it is less of a reboot and more of just another Chucky adventure from an alternate universe – sort of like Godzilla flicks.

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Candyland movie still happening

March 30, 2011By

Candyland, one of a slate of possible board game movies (including the upcoming Battleship, the rumored Monopoly, and a few others), has gotten some new writers as it inches closer to possibility – Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger, who wrote Kung Fu Panda – which was good, and Monsters vs. Aliens – which was terrible.


from here

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Age of the Dragons is Moby Dick gone dragons

March 30, 2011By

Somehow this is a real movie and not an internet joke. We have a reimagining of Moby Dick, except with dragons, and a land boat (?!), and a scarred Danny Glover with Vinnie Jones also running around for some reason. I am sure someone thought this was an awesome idea at some time, but it isn’t this person. I think had they ditched the land boat thing it would have been less ridiculous looking.

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with THIS MOVIE IS POISON!

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Infernal Brains Podcast – Episode 04 – Turkish Pop Cinema Part 1

March 28, 2011By

The Infernal Brains have returned, for another go-round in the world of cult cinema. Join Tars Tarkas and Todd Stadtman from Die, Danger, Die, Die, Kill! as they dive into the rich history of Turkish Pop Cinema. You’ve probably seen some of these flicks, with various superheroes Turkey-ized, running around punching people for fifteen minutes straight and bedding everything with a heartbeat and a hole. So join the Infernal Brains as they go over some of the best films Turkey had to offer that featured dudes in costumes.

Soon we’ll have an iTunes feed once things get approved. I also set up PodPress, so we have a podcast feed – http://tarstarkas.net/?feed=podcast – and there is a podcast player down below at the bottom of the post, giving at least three ways to hear it. So no excuses!

And the audio is much improved! What things did we do differently? Absolutely nothing! I can’t explain it, but it happened. During the next round of recordings we’re going to try out a different recording format that should make the audio even better.

Mp3 download link – Right-click, save as

Podcast with stills for those of you who need something to look at:

Movies discussed:
Bedmen Yasara Adam
3 Dev Adam
Orumcek

Previously on Infernal Brains:
Taiwanese Giant Monster Films Part 1
Taiwanese Giant Monster Films Part 2
Polly Shang Kuan

Podcast: Play in new window | Download

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SciFi Channel March Monster Madness

March 26, 2011By

SciFi Channel (still refuse to use the term SyFy) is finally doing something interesting on their website. Their having their own March Madness with monsters from their Creature Feature films! 32 of the baddest monsters of them all are battling it out for the championship, and YOU can vote for the winners of each round! The best part is they went and made up stats cards for each of the monsters, and the cards are awesome. It is a shame they aren’t real cards. But enough of the dreaming. Did your favorite monster make the list? Despite appearing in three separate movies, no komodos made the list, nor did any raptors, robots, cobras, zombies, or werewolves. Just good old fashioned giant monsters, the type mom used to make! The cards are all archived here for those of you who don’t want to fiddle through the awkward flash user interface, and because I’m sure they will all disappear once the contest is over and these are too cool to have disappear into the internet ether. So, enjoy!

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From Mansquito

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Buy your $200 Fat Albert CZ-Encrusted Rule 34 Vore Charm Today!

March 25, 2011By

Have you seen this fan art picture of Fat Albert having eaten Dumb Donald whole?
Fat Albert

Well, now you can get it in cubic zirconium form!
Fat Albert CZ-Encrusted Rule 34 Vore Charm

As the ebay seller says: It depicts Fat Albert in movement, with Bucky caught in the way and against Albert’s wide stomach. From kids to teenagers to adults, this charm is guaranteed to attract any age audience.

Yes, this misinterpreted pervert art can now be yours forever! Give it to your grandkids to let them know grandpa was frakked in the head, but he could still be blinged out!

(Also LOL that Fat Albert looks like Fatal Bert when I read it in all lowercase with no spaces)

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