John Carter of High Resolution Images

Check out this Apple Gallery of resolution images for the John Carter (of Mars, dammit!) film, including the recently released images. And a brand new poster. That looks better than the previous poster. This is all leading up to the new trailer that comes out Thursday. The higher-resolution stills look waaaaaay better bigger, but it still looks a lot like Episode 1, between the CGI aliens and the craft that looks like a podracer. If John Carter says “Yippee!!”, I’m burning down the planet.
John Carter Poster

And here are the other interesting ones, because I can (click for huge):
John Carter Dejah Thoris
John Carter
John Carter Tars Tarkas
Woola John Carter

John Carter airship

Now this is podracing!

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A Google Street View / Robot inspired stop motion short
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Beavis and Butthead Supersize Me

Beavis and Butthead – Supersize Me and Bathroom Break

Beavis and Butthead

Supersize Me
The boys discover Morgan Spurlock and his documentary Supersize Me, largely because he has a hot babe with him at a premiere. So they decide to eat nothing but Burger World food for 30 days. They gain more and more weight, while Mr. Van Driessen gets them a documentary crew following them, and various corporate CEOs run tricks to not get blamed for the epic obesity.

Riffs:
Teen Cribs – WTF? never heard of this show. Rich bratty kids show off their place, the boys confused and think it’s Teen Mom.
Jersey Shore – Snooki’s dating preferences lead to much mockery, and their own lists

Bathroom Break
Butthead discovers that he got paid to poop when he was in the restroom, so the boys spend all their time at work in the restroom, as the Burger World slowly devolves into chaos.

Riffs:
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros – Kisses over Babylon – The discussion turns to Jesus, and the audience pefering to get shot than to listen to the song

Beavis and Butthead Supersize Me
Beavis and Butthead Supersize Me
Beavis and Butthead Supersize Me
Beavis and Butthead Supersize Me
Beavis and Butthead Supersize Me

Beavis and Butthead Bathroom Break
Beavis and Butthead Bathroom Break
Beavis and Butthead Bathroom Break
Beavis and Butthead Bathroom Break

Woola and Tars Tarkas – new John Carter images for your eyeballs

John Carter (of Mars, dammit!) dropped six more images over this holiday weekend to ensure no one was paying attention as we’re all turkey drunk and yelling at our relatives. But for those of you who have sobered up and kicked out grandma, here are the six new photos, featuring John Carter, Dejah Thoris, Tars Tarkas, and even Woola:

John Carter Airship

John Carter

John Carter of Gondola


John Carter Dejah Thoris

Thrill as John Carter says stuff to Dejah Thoris!


John Carter

Sorry, the CGI of my ride ain't finished yet!


Woola John Carter

It's Baaaaaacon!


Tars Tarkas John Carter

No one turns Tars Tarkas into a piano except me!

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Beavis Butthead Drones

Beavis and Butthead – Drones

Beavis and Butthead

Drones

On a class field trip to a military base, Beavis and Butthead find the empty control room to drones operating in Afghanistan and on base. Although they cause problems, the story seems somewhat rambling like it wasn’t enough material to fill 20+ minutes and it just sort of ends. Mr. Van Driessen gets more and more disheartened as the military base commander talks of all the violent things the military does. This probably should have stayed a shorter episode. The most notable part is the confirmation that Daria moved away during one of the video riffings (after Beavis is correct from his statement that she killed herself!)

Riffs:
Deadmaus – Ghosts n Stuff – The discussion turns to grief counseling, along with a story that shows Beavis was drugged and raped
MGMT – It’s Working – Beavis’s mom tried to lose him in Ikea as a kid, but she got lost and kept bumping into him
Jersey Shore – The terms used on the show are confusing and causes discussion between the boys. Beavis cracks the code, but isn’t smart enough to remember what he said.
Benny Benassi – Satisfaction – sexy girls doing construction gets the full attention of the pair.

Beavis and Butthead Drones
Beavis and Butthead Drones
Beavis and Butthead Drones
Beavis and Butthead Drones
Beavis and Butthead Drones
Beavis and Butthead Drones
Beavis and Butthead Drones

Beavis Butthead Holy Cornholio

Beavis and Butthead – Holy Cornholio

Beavis and Butthead

Holy Cornholio

One of two longer episodes that aired the same night in an hour block, featuring the return of the Great Cornholio! This was the episode that got sneak peeked all over the net.

Beavis gets a toy soldier drilled into his hands and goes to the hospital. There, he’s given painkillers that he takes too many of and becomes the Great Cornholio. Running rampant, he is mistaken for the returning soul of a cult’s deceased leader. The boys are taken back to the compound, where the cultists try to decipher the meaning of Cornholio’s desire for TP.

Eventually, Beavis returns to normal, and Beavis and Butthead grow bored of the encampment and demand to go home. The next day, when the females of the camp are prepared to have the two share their sacred essence (have sex with them), the two are annoyed and misunderstand, sending Stewart in their place, as Stewart cheers.

Riffs
Jersey Shore – One of the girls brings back a waiter to the home in Italy to have sex with, and gets mocked by the men. Bleh.
T-Baby – It’s so cold in the D – The boys question if this is the Real Housewives of Detroit, then dance to the music because it rules
Cage the Elephant – No Rest for the Wicked – They spend much of the video knowingly talking about what “cage the elephant” really means.
Teen Mom – Some horrible teen mom gets a boob job and ignores her kid. She talks through her nose and is rightfully trashed by the pair.

Holy Cornholio
Holy Cornholio
Holy Cornholio
Holy Cornholio
Holy Cornholio
Holy Cornholio
Holy Cornholio