They……………………….somehow take over San Francisco despite there only being like 50 apes?
Also they jump at helicopters that don’t bother to move out of the way.
Suck it, humans!
Bonus LOLs for “I call it ‘the cure’!”
Will this film remain entitled Rise of the Planet of the Apes or get changed again? We’ll find out.
(Former titles include Caeser, Caesar: Rise of the Apes, and Rise of the Apes)
Who needs racism allegories and interesting subtext when you can have CGI apes going bananas all over San Fran?! Of course, the only way the apes are going to win is if King Kong himself shows up. So I hope that’s the secret ending.
