Being Black apparently means you have a giant nose, giant lips, and dark skin. Even if your lips are already huge, now they are huger. And everyone looks hideous. Avert your eyes, and your stomachs.
Kristen Stewart – It’s crazy seeing this pale ghost of a woman even have a slight tan, much less the horror we have here.
Lady Gaga – of all the celebrities, I expect this to be an actual Lady Gaga look one day.
Angelina Jolie – Lips….bigger…cannot…contain…lips….
Megan Fox – And yet, still not as racist as the actual Transformers movies
Jennifer Aniston – Finally, we got black people on Friends! Except she doesn’t really look black.
Brad Pitt – the lone man to get the “treatment”, Brad Pitt is now oranger than an Oompah Loompah.
Madonna – Like a Black Virgin
Scarlett Johansson – Someone took “Black Widow” a little too literal…
Shakira – They Blackified someone who isn’t white???
Notice how no Asian celebrity got Blackified…
