Beastly is a Beauty and the Beast knockoff with Vanessa Hudgens (not taking naked pictures of herself for once), one of the Olsen twins (not sure which), some dude, and blind Neil Patrick Harris. The jock character learns that true beauty is within as he tried to make one of the hottest girls ever love him. Wait a minute…
Also, you are ugly if you are bald, have tribal tattoos on your face, and otherwise have no bad looks. Speaking of ugly, the film is looking so ugly they bumped it to NEXT YEAR! And why? Because Vanessa Hudgens’s man Zac Efron has his own flick that comes out July 30th that was more important/better.
Maybe if this film was a musical!
