Why is Rollercoaster Tycoon becoming a movie?

Because people love tycoons! Or not. Maybe we can get a new remix of Love Rollercoaster! Directed by the Karate Kid remake’s Harald Zwart and written by David Ronn and Jay Scherick. I say, bleh! The only thing interesting about Rollercoaster Tycoon was drowning people, but I doubt that will make it into a movie. Isn’t there a Sims movie in the works? Where the heck is that at? I demand the Sims and Rollercoaster Tycoon open on the same weekend!

Just wait until the Farmville movie!