Movie News Droppings

Riddick 3 is on its way, said to be more Pitch Black than Chronicles of Riddick. Vin Diesel won’t get to filming it until he finishes with Fast and Furious 5. THR had some plot details that sound straight out of my five year old self, so hopefully they are fake: the script features the character — the most wanted man in the galaxy — left for dead on a barren alien planet, dealing with “trisons” (three-legged bisons) and “mud demons.” He must then contend with two squads of bounty hunters, one of which ride rockets called jetcycles.

Is American Pie going to get rebooted? And how do you reboot a franchise that is still churning out DTV sequels?

Rihanna will be in the remake of The Last Dragon??? As a dominatrix, even. Sam Jackson is still signed on to do Sho’nuff, no word on if Keshia Knight Pulliam will return

Friedberg and Seltzer are back!!! NOOOOOooOoOOoOooooO!!!!! They are helming something called LA Art Movie, which besides being absolutely awful might also be a major Twilight Spoof. It will still be absolutely awful.

Tekken photos!

Those of you who like Jim Wynorski softcore flicks will be thrilled to hear about Para-Knockers Activity, an upcoming erotic parody of Paranormal Activity that you knew was going to happen.