This Ain't Star Trek XXX

Huslter magazine has announced they are making a Star Trek Porn parody to coincide with the release of the Star Trek reboot. I have the odd feeling this will be better than the actual mainstream film!

Check out the cast photo:
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Does Kirk look familiar? That’s because he is Evan Stone, porn star and also star of many Fred Olen Ray bikini films like Super Ninja Doll and Tarzeena.
And check out Sulu being an actual Asian guy! In porn! Bryant Tsuji is his name

Spock – Tony DeSergio
McCoy – Cheyne Collins
Scotty – Anthony Rosano
Uhura – Jada Fire
Nurse Chapel – Codi Carmichael
Khan (yes, that Khan!) – Nick Manning
and a few made up characters so they pack in more girls, who are Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, and Aurora Snow

Trailer that is surprisingly safe for work:

Source: NSFW link: http://fleshbot.com/5192439/star-trek-vs-this-aint-star-trek-xxx-a-comparison

This is not the first Trek porn, nor will it be the last, nor is it the first with an Asian Sulu:
Naked Movie made “Star Trix” with an Asian Sulu (who also starred as Kumar in their Harold and Kumar porn parody!)
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Could Sulu be the gateway for Asian males in porn? Do either of these Sulus actually get a sex scene, or are the Asian males given the shaft again (no pun intended)

Runs this joint!

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