Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat
Fri Jan 23, 6:07 pm ETLAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria’s biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.
The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.
The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.
Police in the state couldn’t immediately be reached for comment.
Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas.
One of my goat-troopers captured in Nigeria
Some of you may have noticed the news reported (laughingly) that Nigerian authorities declared a suspect transformed into a goat. What they don’t suspect is that this actually happened! I have engineered several goat-troopers over the years to infiltrate areas and just cause general mayhem when I was bored. But Dr. Mobusu is a kind creator, and I let my creations choose freedom if they so desire after their first two year term of service. One such creation, a goat-trooper named Martin, choose to leave for greener pastures, ending up in Nigeria doing unlawful things. I take no responsibility for his actions, as I keep my creations well cared for. Eventually, Martin was captured by the local authorities. He will now probably be eaten, and I would suggest slow roasting him because that makes the meat the most tender. MuHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
