New Hammerhead Shark Species Discovered

South Carolina is a hotbed for new Shark Species, as people like me are well aware. I regularly send several of my assistants there to get choice specimens for my laboratory.

New hammerhead shark discovered
Scientists have discovered what they believe may be a new species of hammerhead shark living in the Atlantic Ocean.

The hammerhead, which has yet to be formally identified or described, was spotted in the northwestern Atlantic and is believed to be a rare species.

According to a report from the BBC, the sphyrnid shark was discovered by Dr Joe Quattro, a researcher who was studying fishes in the waters off South Carolina.

Quattro studied the local population of Scalloped hammerheads (Sphyrna lewini) in the area and spotted fish that appeared to be closely related.

Later genetic work showed that the similar-looking hammerhead was in fact a genetically distinct cryptic species.

Adults have been found in the waters off Florida and North Carolina, but the fish is believed to spawn in the waters off South Carolina, where Quattro first spotted it.

“If South Carolina’s waters are the primary nursery grounds for the cryptic species and females gather here to reproduce, these areas should be conservation priorities,” Quattro told the BBC.

“Management plans are needed to ensure that these sharks are not adversely impacted so that we can learn more.”

The related Scalloped hammerhead reaches an adult size of around 4.3m and is often found in large schools. Although not aggressive, it is considered potentially dangerous to man.

Coming from Paris Hilton – The Hottie and the Nottie

A new movie to infest theaters everywhere, The Hottie and the Nottie is a Paris Hilton vehicle that will become yet another example of why movies today suck. February 8th will be a day of sorrow, a day to wear black. The “plot” involves a guy returning to his hometown to track down the girl he is in love with, only to find out that the reason she is still single is that she has a very ugly, very clingy friend that he has to find a date for in order to get into Paris Hilton’s character’s panties. This will of course lead to lots of hilarious hijinks and not a bunch of bad writing and crude jokes. Plus, it turns out that the guy will be falling for the ugly girl, probably after a makeover. Isn’t it great Hollywood is all about people falling for the ugly girl, but only after the ugly girl becomes beautiful, which involves shedding her glasses and ponytails. Another story about being superficial masquerading as a film about accepting ugly people.
Hottie Nottie

How can you go wrong with a poster like that? One hopes they are handing out razor blades at the screenings so you can end your torment.


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Attack of the Sabretooth (Review)

Attack of the Sabretooth


2005
Directed by George Miller

SciFi Channel has an addiction. That addiction doesn’t flood its veins with poison, or spend the rent money betting that the Steelers will cover the spread. This addiction is with garbage. The SciFi Channel loves garbage. It probably wants to BE garbage. A few more movies like this and its wish will come true. There is only one thing redeeming about Attack of the Sabretooth: It didn’t kill me. But even then, the movie is a failure, as anything this terrible should be fatal!

This crapfest is another of the long parade of SciFi Channel originals, and a sequel in name only to the film Sabretooth. It’s also a sequel in CGI, as some of the same sabretooth renders are reused. In case you are wondering, we are using the British spelling of sabretooth because the film did, as that helps convey to the reader in text form just how painful the movie was. You so want to complain about the spelling of “sabertooth”, don’t you? Well, TOO BAD!!!! MuHAHAHAHAHA!!! I had no escape from the film thanks to a malfunctioning DVD eject button. In fact, that DVD keeps malfunctioning whenever bad films are playing. The TV refuses to be shut off, I unplug, and things continue to play. There is no escape from the bad films, and now you have no escape from reading the horror that is Attack of the Sabretooth. Hey, you can’t go to another website now! I forbid it! Get in here and read on, find out how the evil businessman is killed by CGI so bad you can create better with MSPaint. Find out how they have a retarded walrus sabretooth screaming around like he just got ripped off by the carpenter and couldn’t eat any clams (yes, an Alice in Wonderland joke.) Behold Robert Carradine’s here-before unknown skill of turning his head into a failed CGI student’s rendering! It’s all here, and more!

Who are my links – FantasyFilmscapes.com

FantasyFilmscapes.com is a webzine run by Iain and several of his friends. We have collaberated several times on reviews: Dragon, Dragon Dynasty, and Grendel.

Although the site has been less active recently due to Iain moving to Europe and entering school, there is still the big archive of reviews, trailers, and stills to keep one digging through for hours. I still remain in contact with Iain from time to time due to both of our very busy schedules, and he is currently enrolled in film school in the Czech Republic. Despite that, maybe one day we will be able to team up again as it is fun to work with similarly minded people. Check out FantasyFilmscapes if you have the time.