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The Jonas Brothers and the Farting Dog

October 28, 2008By

Sometimes things just sound so crazy they can’t possibly be true, but they are. Variety is reporting the Jonas Brothers will be starring in a movie called Walter the Farting Dog. As their feature debut. Directed by the Farrelly Brothers.

Sigh.

Fox has locked the Jonas Brothers to make their feature starring debut in “Walter the Farting Dog.” Based on a bestselling series of books by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray, the film is being adapted by Alec Sokolow and Joel Cohen into a family film that will revolve around Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas, as well as their younger brother Frankie.

Pic shoots next spring and is a potential directing project for Peter and Bobby Farrelly, who’ll produce with Bradley Thomas through the trio’s Conundrum banner.

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The title character in the “Walter” books is a fat dog with severe flatulence. The brothers play musicians whose parents are asked to care for the dog by an aunt just before she passes away.

“By the time they’ve driven the dog home, everybody’s head is out the window of the family station wagon but Frankie, and only because he has a serious sinus problem and doesn’t notice the stench coming from Walter,” said Peter Farrelly.

Ha ha ha, that sounds HILARIOUS! Hilariously awful.

While his brothers play music, Frankie and the gaseous hound get involved in a plot that involves liberating a koi fish and thwarting jewel thieves.

When I think of jewel thieves and farting dogs, I think of koi.

The studio sees a potential franchise in “Walter,”

Franchise???????????

Hanson should de-retire and beat these idiots to death.
Walter the Farting Dog

InBiology, Science

Conjoined Nile Tilapia fish

October 28, 2008By

I will be making some of these, because I am obsessed with crazy freaky animals. Only they will be bigger! MuHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Two conjoined Nile Tilapia fish, dubbed “Siamese Twin”, swim in a small aquarium in Bangkok October 3, 2008. They are both eight months old and share part of the skin together. The bigger fish tends to protect the smaller one from harm while the smaller one looks for food at the bottom of the aquarium.

conjoined fish
conjoined fish

InScience

X-Rays blasting from the tape dispenser!

October 26, 2008By

Who here hasn’t used Scotch Tape to do impromptu X-Rays when creating unholy monsters in the laboratory? This is a simple trick employed by mad scientists across the globe, until one of them blabbed. Now I bet they will change the formula. Good going, blabber! I have to stock up on lots of Scotch Tape, too bad that when it yellows it gets 10% less effective. Don;t they know a recession is on? That even effects my wallet, as my trade in bizarre animal hybrids is down 50%. Thus I create less hyena men, as the current number of hyena men is more than enough than needed at evil lair employment hotspots. Luckily, I am starting a Goon Temp Agency to rent out employees of the crazed hybrid variety for temporary assignment to crazed madmen around the globe. I expect it will be quite popular with evil masterminds looking to cut costs and headcount reports. Then I can buy more Scotch Tape.

Tape measure: X-rays detected from Scotch tape

By MALCOLM RITTER, AP Science Writer Malcolm Ritter, Ap Science Writer – Wed Oct 22, 7:33 pm ET

NEW YORK – Just two weeks after a Nobel Prize highlighted theoretical work on subatomic particles, physicists are announcing a startling discovery about a much more familiar form of matter: Scotch tape. It turns out that if you peel the popular adhesive tape off its roll in a vacuum chamber, it emits X-rays. The researchers even made an X-ray image of one of their fingers.

Who knew? Actually, more than 50 years ago, some Russian scientists reported evidence of X-rays from peeling sticky tape off glass. But the new work demonstrates that you can get a lot of X-rays, a study co-author says.
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He suggests that with some refinements, the process might be harnessed for making inexpensive X-ray machines for paramedics or for places where electricity is expensive or hard to get. After all, you could peel tape or do something similar in such machines with just human power, like cranking.

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In the new work, a machine peeled ordinary Scotch tape off a roll in a vacuum chamber at about 1.2 inches per second. Rapid pulses of X-rays, each about a billionth of a second long, emerged from very close to where the tape was coming off the roll.

That’s where electrons jumped from the roll to the sticky underside of the tape that was being pulled away, a journey of about two-thousandths of an inch, Escobar said. When those electrons struck the sticky side they slowed down, and that slowing made them emit X-rays.

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Upcoming movie news – 9th Circle of Hell edition

October 24, 2008By

Don’t you ever think movies are just too high quality, and maybe we need more horrible stuff at the box office? Because Hollywood is there to rescue you!

Kung Fu Magoo:

When supervillain Tan-Gu invites the world’s most notorious bad guys to his island fortress to compete in an Olympic-style tournament of evil, the fate of the free world hangs in the balance. For the Anti-Evil Task Force there’s only one man who can stop Tan-Gu and save mankind: Kung Fu Magoo!
This feature length film stars the beloved Mr. Magoo and his 12 year-old nephew Justin as they dodge giant robotic spiders, ninjas on jet skis, and Tan-Gu’s mutant “Beasteens” (half animal, half teenage girl!) — and that’s before the Evil-lympics even begin! With competitions like the 100-meter Destructive Rampage, Laser Cage Wrestling, and the Evil Egg and Spoon Race, Justin must work double-time to help his uncle stay in the competition and avoid danger at every turn.
Featuring the voices of: Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, Alyson Stoner, Chris Parnell and a special guest appearance by Kenny Mayne.

Great, the no-talent Sprouse twins from the Disney Channel aren’t doing the only thing they are good at, double suicide.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 is also likely. Mother Frak!

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel comes out Dec. 25 of 2009
July 2, 2010 will see the release of Ramona, based on those books you read as a kid.

And do you like the old Greek story The Odyssey? Well, like it in space starring Brad Pitt!

Brad Pitt is going for a Homer run, signing on to star in a big-screen adaptation of The Odyssey, following up his star turn in 2004’s Troy, an adaptation of the Greek poet’s other major work, The Iliad. This time around, the take won’t be quite as faithful to the text—according to Variety, the new version will take place in a futuristic setting in outer space.

It is true, God hates you.

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Future Cops coming soon!

October 24, 2008By

Wong Jing will be directing Future Cops starring Andy Lau later this year.

Wait, you say, didn’t he direct Future Cops with Andy Lau in 1992? Yes he did! Except this is a different Future Cops, who’s actual title is Future Cops (1992’s Future Cops literal translation was actually Super School Overlord)

Variety clears up the matter
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Director Wong Jing is teaming up with martial arts choreographer Ching Siu Tung on a loose remake of Future Cops, produced by Tsai Sung Lin. Future Cops (tentative) is budgeted at 150m yuan and Andy Lau and Barbie Hsu are playing leads. Andy Lau agrees to joining only after the script went through 19 revisions, and also picks Barbie Hsu, who showed excellent performance in Connected, as his co-star.

19 rewrites of the script. I smell quality!

The girl will be Barbie Hsu:
Barbie Hsu

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