Kung Fu Magoo:
When supervillain Tan-Gu invites the world’s most notorious bad guys to his island fortress to compete in an Olympic-style tournament of evil, the fate of the free world hangs in the balance. For the Anti-Evil Task Force there’s only one man who can stop Tan-Gu and save mankind: Kung Fu Magoo!
This feature length film stars the beloved Mr. Magoo and his 12 year-old nephew Justin as they dodge giant robotic spiders, ninjas on jet skis, and Tan-Gu’s mutant “Beasteens” (half animal, half teenage girl!) — and that’s before the Evil-lympics even begin! With competitions like the 100-meter Destructive Rampage, Laser Cage Wrestling, and the Evil Egg and Spoon Race, Justin must work double-time to help his uncle stay in the competition and avoid danger at every turn.
Featuring the voices of: Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, Alyson Stoner, Chris Parnell and a special guest appearance by Kenny Mayne.
Great, the no-talent Sprouse twins from the Disney Channel aren’t doing the only thing they are good at, double suicide.
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 is also likely. Mother Frak!
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel comes out Dec. 25 of 2009
July 2, 2010 will see the release of Ramona, based on those books you read as a kid.
And do you like the old Greek story The Odyssey? Well, like it in space starring Brad Pitt!
Brad Pitt is going for a Homer run, signing on to star in a big-screen adaptation of The Odyssey, following up his star turn in 2004’s Troy, an adaptation of the Greek poet’s other major work, The Iliad. This time around, the take won’t be quite as faithful to the text—according to Variety, the new version will take place in a futuristic setting in outer space.
It is true, God hates you.
