Let's Reboot Cliffhanger!

Oh, wait, someone beat us to the punch!

Storming into Cannes with an ever-more muscular international slate and standout financial results, Gallic mini-major StudioCanal has announced that it will be teaming with Neal Moritz’s L.A.-based Original Films to reboot “Cliffhanger.”

A big-budget international action-adventure thriller set in a big mountain milieu, the makeover of Renny Harlin’s 1993 pic will center on a group of young climbers.

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“Just as they rebooted ‘Star Trek,’ we’re going to do the same with ‘Cliffhanger,’ ” said Moritz, who will produce.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes, the Cliffhanger franchise. You remember all the sequels:
Cliffhanger 2: Hangin’ a Little to the Left
Cliffhanger 3: Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper
Cliffhanger 4: The Revenge of Cliff Clavin

What are three remakes that haven't been in my kitchen?

What are three remakes that haven't been in my kitchen?

Runs this joint!

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