Some dude in Michigan has filed a class action lawsuit because he thinks he’s paying too much for theater food! I guess the concept of not buying the food never entered his mind. Or sneaking it in, which I proudly do all the time! This lawsuit will get tossed so fast, it will break land-speed records! It will be tossed so fast, the Flash will lose his name. Now excuse me while I go buy some gummy worms for tonight’s movie…
$3,000 for this? Time to sue!