2010 Can'tidates – Ernest Huber

[adrotate banner=”1″]So we’re going to have a little fun as we enter the 2010 election season. TarsTarkas.NET will be profiling some of the minor candidates running for office, most of which have absolutely no chance of winning, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t awful.

First up is Ernest Huber – Official Site
Ernest is a Republican candidate for the 8th Congressional District in Washington State, trying to primary incumbent Rep. Dave Reichert, who is accused of being a RINO.

Let’s take a look at Ernest’s website:



Looks like a standard right wing guy so far, with enough kids to get a TLC show, but then we go into the section of his website that is nothing but giant wall of text essays.

Ernest Huber actively believes Barack Obama is a grave threat to America and wants to break out the Red Scare witch hunts! And if you object, you must be guilty guilty guilty! Then I guess Ernest Huber won’t object to me going through his wife’s underwear drawer. Because if he does, he’s a commie!

Ernest Huber thinks the entire point of the War on Terror is to just kill more of them than they kill of us. Like deaths are a score. So war is a video game. Who cares about lose of life or not hurting innocents or even having a war justified by facts, it is nothing except a giant scoreboard. Like Frogger. Hey, Napoleon Huber, what happens with the US and China each kill 300 million of the other side? They win, because we have nothing left.

As a biologist, this is among the dumbest thing I have ever read about how speciation works. But good luck declaring war on nature, Ernest Huber. Bonus Al Gore is Evil action!

One of several times Huber goes off on pedophilia and necrophilia and other things to try to smear gays. Squeaky wheels.

What the frak? If you ever organize anything, you are a communist! Huber would be perfectly happy putting every Democrat into camps. Tell me more about how I am very bad, Huber!

If you are gay, you are committing a hate crime! That’s a new one.

Now, this is where it gets creepy. Just who is projected to be going into extinction by 2050? White America. Yes, white people. And not extinct, just a minority, but Huber is wrong about everything so why start now? Huber continues with talking about brown slaves and Mexican invaders in case you didn’t get his not-so-coded racism.

Atheists, Communists, and Gamaliels, Oh My!

Jesus loves you, but he also hates you.

Lonely? It’s because of feminism. It’s also why you are metrosexual!

I think the first thing that will happen to you on the floor will be getting arrested for trespassing what with you having no chance ever of getting elected.

Huber is also so lazy he’s not even going to bother to do any work, requiring YOU to do all the work to get him elected! So get off your lazy butt, maggots!

And Ernest Huber posts on Resistnet.com!

Here he is calling for the overthrow of the US government…

Yeah, that will work…

Thanks to the magic of the internet, we got lots more terrible can’tidates to profile, so until next time, remember that it’s your job to get this racist wackjob elected, as he’s too busy ranting on the internet to bother to campaign!

9 thoughts on “2010 Can'tidates – Ernest Huber

  1. I’m sorry…but is that picture the same guy who “claims” to have been an Air Force Survival instructor? Looks like he survived every trip to the table and failed to push away until after 3rd desserts. Did he go to Gonzaga with Moses? Living in some city for the past 21 years, he had time to be a naval warship officer? (wtf is that?) How about a Retired Naval Officer. If he retired as a Naval Officer, how did he become an Army Intelligence Officer and an Air Force Survival Instructor…(Still wondering about that table muscle)

    Can we go ahead and call BS on this one? LOL!!!

  2. Seconding your call of BS!

    Damn. Mental health issues are so easily overcome with the proper dosage of the proper medication, but as this candidate shows, there is still a need for institutions to lock them safely away from public interaction.
    The really scary thing is this guy probably has a lot of guns.

  3. I guess you people will be happy to know that I do not live in Washington so I do not vote there. I saw Mr. Hubert’s video and I agreed with pretty much everything he had to say.@Resistnet Resistor: The man joined the USN when he was 17 years old and retired after 30 years(47 years old). I would say that he has had time to live 21 years in the same city. By the way, what have you done for your country?

  4. Dear Mr. Huber you are a man after my own heart. How refreshing your comments and beliefs are to hear once again. We can never hear them enough. Thank you sir for telling the truth the way you see it, I feel the same as you do, you have my gratitude and support.

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