The Great Movie Ride: Pirates of the Caribbean (Part 2)

In July of 2003, the unthinkable happened. Disney Pictures released a film based on a theme park ride that was not only a smash hit, it was also pretty darn good. Telling a fanciful tale of cursed Aztec gold, wicked undead pirate scallywags, a reluctant hero straight out of Joseph Campbell, the love of his life, and Johnny Depp wearing eyeliner, this was a movie that captured the imaginations of audiences around the world. Being a young impressionable high school student at the time of its release, I found myself returning to the theaters to see it numerous times. I was living in a beach town for the summer, working a shit job, and the old moviehouse that showed one movie a night kept bringing it back due to its popularity. It was the first movie I can recall going to over and over because of how much fun it was. It had set out to turn a theme park ride into a movie, but in reality they had just made a movie that was like a theme park ride in how it moved. It had ups and downs, twists and turns, and at the end left you wanting to do it all over again.

Disney is no dummy when it comes to making money, so when the film was clearly a huge success; it was clear what had to be done. Sequels, and plenty of them. Disney green lit two sequels almost immediately, and after some discussion, it was decided that these two entries in what would be a trilogy would be shot back to back. This would be one of the few Hollywood franchises to do this (along with Back to the Future and The Matrix)

Gore Verbinski, Ted Elliot and Terry Rossio returned to craft the story and screenplay, and while the idea of doing a new story featuring the same characters ala Indiana Jones was discussed, it was decided to craft an intricate trilogy, playing on themes set up in Curse of the Black Pearl. The first film was to be titled Dead Man’s Chest, a title with two meanings, first being the film’s macguffin, a chest with a secret, the other being an old pirate song. Back were all the characters, such as Will Turner, Elizabeth Swan, James Norrington, former Barbossa sidekicks Pintell and Raghetti, and of course, Captain Jack Sparrow.

“Look, I found me career!”

Instead of mining either the rides for a new villain (I recall talk of making Bluebeard, the pirate of the main ship in the attraction before Barbossa replaced him) they instead mined the depths of pirate lore, and came up with one solution, the pirate all pirates fear, Davy Jones. Creating him would be a technical marvel akin to the birth of the animatronics used in the ride. Casting British thespian Bill Nighy to provide the voice, they also used him to provide the motions for the character, having him on set in a grey suit with markers all over, providing the animators with the basic essential rigging for their computer generated monster of a captain. His crew was created much the same way, although most wore makeup creations as opposed to dots.

Best not to mention Sushi around him.

Filming took place starting in 2005, going from Palos Verdes, St. Vincent, and the Bahamas, as well as at Walt Disney Studios and Universal Studios in Hollywood. Filming would continue well into 2006, even as post production began on the first film in the new set of sequels. Dead Man’s Chest was eventually released in July of 2006, following a lavish premiere at Disneyland like it’s predecessor. The film was a smash hit, becoming Disney’s biggest success, and their highest grossing movie until the release of their co-production of last summer’s Avengers. The film starts off really rough, struggling to get a good footing, even after some lovely introductions for the main characters. It spends far too long on a subplot featuring cannibals who worship (and therefore wish to eat) Jack, which leads to some fun jokes, but little else. It’s only tie into the the overall plot of the film is Jack’s motivation for going to the island is to get off the sea. In my opinion, it could have been better served as the intro to Captain Jack, with no explanation of why he went there or got trapped, and simply have him escape the island as his big welcome back. Instead it’s a bloated hour of film running time. Once they get off the island and consult the voodoo priestess Tia Dalma, the film picks up and almost matches the first film in terms of sheer fun. It’s flawed, but the good parts are good, and there is plenty to like about this adventurous summer blockbuster. Scenes with the Kraken are breathtaking in scale and scope, and bring a realistic modern twist to the Harryhausen tricks of old.

In celebration of the film’s release, Walt Disney Imagineering decided to spruce up the ride for the July premiere, and in turn add some characters from the film franchise. Jack Sparrow is littered through out the ride in key scenes, while Barabossa takes over for Bluebeard as captain of the Wicked Wench pirate ship. Davy Jones makes an appearance in a new show piece, a waterfall made of mist where he warns guests of what lies ahead. The ride additions were hailed by most as a great use of the characters that doesn’t detract from the classic structure of the original ride. The additions were added at both American parks and eventually Tokyo. Paris is currently the only version of the ride that has yet to add any reference to the films.

This is how they paid Johnny for the movies.

Filming and production continued as they made way for their second sequel, called At World’s End. After a handful of pickup shoots, they finished production in December of 2006, and the long journey through post production began. While Dead Man’s Chest was a huge film in terms of special effects, At World’s End would dwarf it, with most of the final battle being comprised of effects shots in a swirling maelstrom created by Tia Dalma (in her true form as Calypso, goddess of the sea)

Chow Yun Fat, Geoffrey Rush, and some dude in drag.

Returning to the cast was Geoffery Rush as Captain Barbossa, a welcome addition to the familiar faces of the Pirates world, turning him from villain to a cunning ally to their cause, even if he had his own motives for his actions. The film itself is probably the craziest summer blockbuster outside of Michael Bay’s output. It makes very little sense, and yet, it’s really a ton of fun. It brings back a lot more humor, which Dead Man’s Chest had opted to keep to a minimum, while also raising the stakes for many of the characters. It gives an oddly satisfying conclusion to the story of Will and Elizabeth, and brings Jack and Barbossa full circle as characters (and puts them right back where they were at the start of the last film, without that Aztec curse business)

I only saw Dead Man’s Chest twice in theaters, but I saw World’s End quite a few times, basking in the joy of a filmmaker unburdened by budget or studio concerns. The film just oozes fun, and it restored my faith after the shaky second film.

In Disneyland, they decided to do one more major Pirates update to celebrate the release of the third film. They transformed their Tom Sawyer’s Island walk through attraction into Pirate’s Lair, where guests journey through a mixture of pirate and frontier styled walkways, and encounter props and characters from the Pirates films.

Yes, when I think Frontierland, I think Pirates.

“Come Darling, let’s have as little chemistry together as possible!”

Years passed and Disney decided they wanted more of that Pirates booty, so they set out to make another film, this time without Gore Verbinski or many of the original cast members. Buying the rights to a novel about Blackbeard and the fountain of youth called On Stranger Tides, Ted and Elliot set to adapting it to the world of their Pirates films, turning the books main character (called Jack) into Jack Sparrow. Jack takes center stage in the film, which was produced on a lower budget than the sequels, putting it more in line with the original film. Sadly, it doesn’t even come close to capturing the spirit of the original, and seems like Jack Sparrow going through the motions. There is a brief spark of fun in the film, but it’s so muddied down by poor storytelling choices and wasteful uses of good actors that it’s hardly noticeable. The use of mermaids is chilling, but that scene comes and goes far to quickly for it to have any real impact on the audience. They even manage to turn one of histories real pirate monsters, Blackbeard, into a boring character that pales in comparison to the fictional villains who came before. Edward Teach is a true scally-wag, as they might say, and yet, here he is a doting father who practices voodoo, and occasionally sets a dude on fire.

The film made lots of money, however, and a new Pirates film is again on the horizon, with the script being written right now. It seems as if Ted and Elliot are off the franchise now, which might mean we get a bit of fresh air, or we may just get more of the same in a lame imitation of what’s come before. I’ll be seeing it, simply because the character of Jack Sparrow entertains me far too much to miss out on what could potentially be another good use of him.  We shall have to see.

Looking good there, Geoff!

The ride has had some small changes in response to On Stranger Tides, now you may also see Blackbeard in the misty waterfall along with Davy Jones. This makes little sense, but hey, cross-promotion! Recently a scene involving some pretty creepy mermaids was added as well, using some sophisticated water projection technology to make it seem as if your boat is surrounded by the deadly fish-ladies. Overall though the ride remains the same story that has been their since it’s inception. Pirates of the Caribbean remains a classic to all who visit the Disney parks, and it’s legacy has grown exponentially with the introduction of the films. Disney World has even built a SECOND Pirates themed attraction, located at their Hollywood Studios park, where guests join an interactive show with Jack Sparrow (portrayed by a hologram of Johnny Depp acting drunk) and see if they have what it takes to join the crew. The glorified exhibit also features props and costumes from the film franchise on display as you exit. While not the same thrill as the ride, it’s interesting to see how pervasive this concept has become. Will new changes be made to the ride. It’s possible. Shanghai is working on their version which seems to be a completely different ride than the rest of the world, so maybe it will inspire the other parks to follow suit.

For Disney, both as a film studio and theme park giant, there is no end in sight for the pirates life. Yo Ho. And stuff.

This article series is also now a podcast. Magical! With the permission of ol’ Tars himself, I am going to podcast about each of the articles I write. You can hear the one for Pirates right here

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