The Wrath Of Vajra will flow!

Dr Vajayjay Kimmel

No, The Wrath Of Vajra has nothing to do with another weird name for lady parts invented by Oprah (and having them seek revenge!) but is an upcoming Chinese martial arts film that looks like they took Ong-Bak and combined it with Fist of Legend or Ip Man. So the winner is everyone who loves brutal martial arts action!

Xing Yu stars (you might remember him from Kung Fu Hustle) and as he’s an actual Shaolin Monk, his kung fu is pretty authentic. The theme will be cultural pride, so expect the Japanese characters to be a big bunch of jerks. Even the plot synopsis agrees with my theory:

In the 1930s, before the Western powers entered World War II, a Japanese death cult called the Temple of Hades is ordered to work alongside the military to aid in the spiritual destruction of China. The elite warriors believe that the war can be won without the use of man-made weapons. They buy young children from impoverished parents and train them in martial arts to be assassins serving the Japanese Empire.

When he was 8 years old, Vajrasattva was among the children sold to the Temple of Hades. Forced by his captors to fight for food, he accidentally caused the death of his brother. He made a secret oath to take revenge. Many years later, and now the greatest assassin in the temple, he escapes to China and joins the Southern Shaolin Temple, where he receives spiritual enlightenment and vows to protect his own country against the Japanese.

Law Wing Cheong directs. The Wrath Of Vajra also stars Steve Yoo, Nam “Poppin” Hyun-joon, Jiang Bao Cheng, Zhang Yamei, Ikeuchi Hiroyuki, and Kurata Yasuaki. The trailer is up at Twitch, click on through to give it a watch. (it’s too wide to embed here)

Now if you excuse me, I have to go write a screenplay about a vagina that goes on a revenge quest…

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