[adrotate banner=”1″]The roar of the masses cannot be contained, and their frothy chants, their unified chorus of demands, the years of demonstrations and riots, have all lead to this point: The Little Rascals are being rebooted!
The joy of the people is immeasurable! One man I interviewed was speechless, unable to contain his emotions, he openly wept. This is a day long look towards, a day that shall be remembered, a day that will live on in song long after we depart this Earth.
Helming this important and historical film will be Alex Zamm, director of such treasured classics as Chairman of the Board, Inspector Gadget 2, Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2, and Tooth Fairy 2. The scrolls of quality films are endless, and The Little Rascals will be yet another notch on Zamm’s heavenly belt of divine cinema. We wait breathlessly at TarsTarkas.NET for word on who will be the new Alfalfa, Buckwheat, Froggy, Spanky, and Petey the dog.