So the Alien Remake looks like it will be a prequel instead, and the studio wants Ridley Scott to direct it. Too bad for them he wants commercial director Carl Rinsch to direct it instead. Why? Because he’s banging Scott’s daughter. So Fox might not let this go forward. We shall see on that one.

PredatorS is being produced and written by Robert Rodriquez (who wrote a spec script a long time ago), but now word is the studio is trying to get director Neil Marshall (Doomsday, The Descent) in on the project. No official deal has been inked, so make of that what you will. And, no, you fanboy morons, my governor will not be starring in the film because he’s still the freaking governor. But he might be in The Expendables, which will be the greatest action movie ever made, so that’s cool.